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ziehr
#27 seeing as you know he's from rooster teeth and achievement hunter I'm inclined to believe your lieing
yousaidsmyc
#33 got me so bad that I felt myself instinctively frowned and felt my inner child blow his head off cause I first saw a pie chart.
lordsparkelz42
JustYourAverageNerd
Albert has got it figured out
Cortezdelanoche
Pretty great dump
Magpiebones
I don't think you are supposed to eat dumps, but ok. *grabs a spoon*
Jrjackrabbit
America runs on Dun Don
Sonofasonofasailor
Those sheep have red marks on their backs so the farmer can tell which ones the ram has bred.
toosleepytocomeupwithabettername
TIL Medusa and King Midas are both left handed.
Mizuha112
#21 semper ubi sub ibi
taxxonhunger
#20 wow..... fucking deep, man......so topical......those fucking millennials and their e n s l a v i n g t e c h n o l o g y
Jeenius
And isn't it upside down?
realargonwolf
You have to be an intellectual to appreciate such profundity. Clearly it's warning us that the phones will come to life and handcuff us.
TheLateNightImgurTimes
First one is a magic tavern reference?
Esgalwathon
Hi, I'm Chunt.
WannieTheSane
Pretty she it's spelled Chunttttt.
TheLateNightImgurTimes
That's not even six Ts you fool.
WannieTheSane
I turned one of the t's invisible. WITH MAGICS!
TheLateNightImgurTimes
Bing bong!
ChrisPrattInhalingExcitedly
#37 I am a little worried about David
flavivsaetivs
Don't worry he's just practicing for Farenheit 451.
PerpetuallyExhaustedPigeon
I completely agree with Albert, in #37.
bigbrain446
No matter how many times I see #41 in various dumps, it just doesn't stop being not funny.
TheRealHelmsman
Albert. The hero we need.
HoweJ
#46 Happens far more often than it should, and too many time far too early in the child's life.
tornik
If they literally knew nothing about Rooster Teeth or Achievement Hunter, how did they know who the guy was?
whyWhatHappened
#10 The first opening is the asshole, there were other things that are not an opening. I was never an asshole - I struggled my way to be one
Zeldon567
#15 Sauce?
dangerm0use
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Cartridge_Unit
DemonicCarnage
Is nobody gonna talk about the gif in the middle?
BanadecCamberbootch
Homer mad thicc?
RavenousRavens
I wish l hadn't scrolled back up to prove you wrong.
SomeRandomArsehole
#18 Chaotic Good Boy.
Voltair
#48 I appreciate humorous racism, but that guy is Indian.
HonorAndCultivationAndOdium
Yep.
tirusr
There are Indian Muslims, strange I know.
Rexli78
Trampoline Trampoline Trampoline. Trampoline. Hurling through the air Trampoline.
PersonaAuGratin
This is actually pretty wise
Never attribute to malice what can be explained by simple incompetence.
GlassCannon570
Hanlon’s Razor.
flavivsaetivs
Then shoot the incompetent man and have a quality replacement trained. Or at least that's what Thrawn would do.
dangerm0use
This is actually a tenet I love by. You shouldn't yell back at a retard.
JARKB
One day I woke up and told my self it was going to be a great day and to be super positive and good things will happen and that day
JARKB
I burned my hand really bad that left a nice scar and my phone completely died and I lost everything on it.
dangerm0use
...yes, but imagine how much WORSE it could've been...
JARKB
Yeah I did stay positive the whole day thought some how
IChangeMyUsernameAllTheTime
#28 maybe it’s not because you are immature—maybe you are an alcoholic
Vegonbrei
Don't you try'n tell me what i don't know!
dangerm0use
That's a reasonable conclusion
skincancerisfun
No it isn't. Alcohol isn't to blame here; he's a good chap, always helped me out in a pinch. THIS IS A WITCHHUNT!!
Grevling89
Or depressed, unless when drinking.
sherbetty
If you self treat I'd call it alcoholism .having a few here and there is fine but if you need to drink to be happy you need help
EatsBees
I'll meet anyone for a drink, then not drink and catalogue their alcohol-fueled episodes of sadness and shame with great schadenfreude
janemfausten365
Mom?
Whatsgud
Kin Uts
FrankCegielski
#36 Why is the chair not pushed in & who Da frick leaves the 3rd drawer of a filing cabinet open?
zged
Who the hell cares? I'd kill to have a space like that!
GreenChuJelly
Would you rather they left the second drawer open?
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
Depending on how you count it, it’s the second drawer.
iHaveAlotOfFolders
Thy mother.
Sleevey27
Because they’re flexible
papazulu1186
Dun don
ManManny
Trump.gif
KawikaLo
That last one got my upvote
veitamin
Alright now I get it.
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
You dun don it now a-aron
Runikal
Duh duh duh duh duuuuhhhh
gleely
Dun Don
MammaryCalamity
L
theredviola
Why is the dun dun gone?!
WillUleimi
Dun don
PrivateHomi
Dun don
theSryCanadian
Dun dong
Seggs
"You mean to tell me, this dude gets off to little girls in pigtails?"
Zapster109
Yeah, Ice; he's a pedophile. . . you work in the sex crimes division. You're gonna have to get used to that. . .
Zapster109
--John Mulaney, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4pQBYg1vfA
tinybartender
Or like when someone...
BranDohCalrissian
America run no dun dun
SilentMajority420
あめりかるんのどんどん
BranDohCalrissian
Dude I figured I'd bite and put this in google translate. I'm impressed.
ToastyLeggings
The fuck so these moon runes say?
BranDohCalrissian
HOLY SHIT
mayorofpenistown
Beep beep lettuce
janemfausten365