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absolutelynotwoof_irl
Part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/DWdCo
Part 3: https://imgur.com/gallery/h75Bn/new
stufdptato
The Far Side is strong with this one.
EZBzzzzzz
spacebeers
These are dumb, bro.
bitchgoblet
See. I always ate the black ones first.
Martinelli92
These are so much better than what we have in Swedish papers.
dingdongawhatiswronga
TedTheMan
3
jackbos
#8 - He probably shouldn't look her in the eyes like that...
SmallMovesEllie
#3 forgot the part where he eats his own poop...
DogInBoots
1 in 1.000.000.000 chance of spotting two blue lobsters having kinky sex..
ohnoyoudid
How about dog in boots?
phailboost
Friend found a blue kinky lobster only happens 1 in 10000000000000 chances
theweeknd
its actually 1:1
Kaschosaurusrex
So the cow has horns and utters? What time to be alive.
TheMemeForge
Also, 5 udders...
ksoots
Cows can have horns, it's a myth that only bulls do.
Fuzdc4
I'm not normally one for negative comments but these are shite.
PseudoKirby
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
was looking for this. my exact reaction
pknw1
I’ve re-posted a selection as this was my 11th fave... I hope they follow the link and give you many more well deserved updoots @op
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Thanks mate
pknw1
No sir, thank you!
irritabletom
Some Japanese houses had "cricket" floors, designed to creak in order to alert sleeping people of intruders. Fun fact!
Twinklepot
Love your Username OP!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Thanks
justtwobrothers
Why does the cow have utters and horns?
PoseidonsSister
#5 when GOP realizes they created Trump
OphelianAshe
"You're whalecum" - Moby Dick
ThueB
My neighbour has that on his door mat. In writing you pervs
saatanapaska
+0
UnreasonablyImprudentPerson
Reminds me of the far side calendar. All these gave me a ...
Rainman1344
These aren't really funny
MrRemy
Number34
@artyjoker 3rd one down
ArtyJoker
Ain't even mad. Love is love.
robocrow
The ninja one is actually funny since Japanese castles where intentionally build with creaking floors because of this exact reason
PinPointSnarkuracy
or maybe it was "singing boards" ... something to that effect
PinPointSnarkuracy
I've heard the term "whistling boards" before referring to that
NomadOfTheCosmos
Anyone else getting a Farside vibe?
sangatster
Could anything be more factual, and more disturbing?
Codedependent
Dad's fav joke: why do dogs lick your face? To get the taste of their asshole out of their mouth!
Waddafaq
Mine doesn't lick.
sangatster
I'm not surprised Hillary
popoduff
keeps the imunne system sharp and alert
ItalianJamal
The fact that your cat or dog's asshole touched every floor on the house.
bezuer
I tell myself dogs' saliva is antibacterial so it's ok...
AlkeneThiol
Human saliva is also antibacterial. Dogs mouths aren't actually "cleaner" by any real metric. This is an Urban myth
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Also they do lick toilet seats and eat shit so yeah.
bezuer
But a good one, don't take my reasons for letting my dog lick my face away!
MagnumSandpaper
Reminds me of farside
blindlynx
but not as good
RandalDoggie
Hmm, these are interesting. Almost like jokes or something.
spenace
I've never felt so bad for a jelly bean
BantersaurousRex
Almost...but not quite.
tehzpoon
#1 That there? He is nipple number 5.
TankEngineer
A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
RandalDoggie
http://38.media.tumblr.com/f27357fd792f8ee946fd62b502f961ed/tumblr_mjpxhwlCHo1s67vyfo1_250.gif
TankEngineer
Source: Star Trek TOS Season 3 Episode 19: Requiem For Methuselah
azureraptor
_Nice._ I was kinda guessing it was that one but they're all kind of a blur now. ;}
daguq
I had joke last night. She didn't find it funny.
blackstone459
Got it, shitty attempt at The Far Side
CapitalizingOnTheAbsenseOfAReasonableUsernameCharacterLimit
Ah, but Lawson isn't a fan of his stuff being shared on the Internet.
piratica108
It must be nice, having comfortable little boxes for everything like that
ionfuckwitchu
These are far more funny and creative than The Far Side, in my opinion.
AlkeneThiol
Even if your opinion was somehow objectively true, you would still get downvoted because Imgur gives more points for nostalgia than anything
hdgross
I have points to spare and I'm curious, so fuck your nostalgia. I bet on -16.
DiabloD3
TBF, The Far Side was a shitty attempt at The Far Side, Gary Lawson talked about how to get a joke to appeal to a wide audience. 1/2
DiabloD3
Neither this nor The Far Side is anywhere as bad as Garfield, who's strips generally tell the punchline 3 times, ruining it 2/2
tehurn4
One of the reasons he stopped publishing was because he thought the jokes were getting too repetitive,
sangatster
Paint these blue and you have yourself a relevant post OP.
AtlanDaGonozal
What's it refer to?
hdgross
Post yesterday about someone finding a blue lobster.
poodabai
Blue crayfish*
AtlanDaGonozal
TY :) !
hdgross
Np
DrMet
Why not blue zoidberg?
sangatster
hahaha chuckled
AtlanDaGonozal
A new meme? I just saw a picdump of blue animals.. Okay then ^^.
DogInBoots
As you wish:
sangatster
Nicely done
IAmSroot
Now thats a one in a ten million post right there
DaBaDeeDaBaDie
Blue lobsters, so hot right now
WarrioRx83
Idk the odds of two seem a bit farfetched...
Yksiv
One's a crawfish.
IWillBeProctoringTheImgur
Thats what makes it so kinky.
ladymondegreen
European lobsters are blue naturally. American lobsters are only blue by rare mutation.
SavagePatchKids
So you're saying that America has X-Lobsters. Do you think their leader had a doctorate in marine biology?