Maternity leave cake made by a Nurse

Jul 13, 2018 12:44 AM

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lord jesus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The poop, lol! That’s all my wife worried about during delivery. “Did I poop?” No honey, now just focus on pushing. Nurses hid the evidence.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Credit where credit is due and quality content. +1 for you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh...is that chocolate??

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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This was absolutely not okay until I read "maternity nurse"

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disturbing on many levels

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black poop?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Too much iron or pepto can do that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well ya. All the iron from the prenatal vitamins, or meth. Depending on the mother

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably referencing that most women poop a little during childbirth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get that. But why is it black as coal?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inb4 delete because it offends someone because they had to get a c section instead.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a cake! You get offended by a cake?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or before the mods ban it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how the baby is wearing glasses. He's like "Hell of a delivery Sharon, have you seen my stock portfolio anywhere?"

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“DEEDEE, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!”

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Portfolio on FIRE

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0