notsammie
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Think of all the things I can carry around now!!
No longer will I have to shove my phone & miscellaneous items in my bra. HUZZAH
Aug 4, 2017 3:57 AM
notsammie
78581
1327
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Think of all the things I can carry around now!!
No longer will I have to shove my phone & miscellaneous items in my bra. HUZZAH
MDtheGM
My wife gets dresses from eshakti now, and pretty much all of them come with pockets in them... she absolutely loves them.
PoopFrosting
ladybird2223
Pocket dresses are huge wins! I get so excited when I find one.
virgil592
The reason dresses don't have pockets is so you have to buy a purse.
Dovahkiin156
That's the best news I've heard all day
LibrarianCatLady
Me dead in casket. Friend: they buried her in her favorite dress. Me from beyond: IT HASSSSS POCKETS!!
19931117
Well lets see the dress then
HalfAmazingHalfTerrific
I tried on a wedding dress with pockets. Nearly bought it on the spot.
notsammie
I don't know what it looks like, but i know it's perfect..
Chereazi
Sounds like a good idea until the items in the pockets drag it down and it looks stupid... >_<
notsammie
It looks cute. I can vouch
Chereazi
lucky!
wedgetail9119
The female version of cargo pants.
adjacentengels
Check out http://www.eshakti.com/ all dresses and skirts have pockets and you can get them made to your specific measurements.
notsammie
their cheapest dress is $44... i don't know if i wanna see the rest
adjacentengels
Not inexpensive, but my wife has loved everything she has gotten there.
flawedanubis
Pockets are pretty rad.
notsammie
You're pretty rad
MissAsgariaFartcake
Congratulations! It's pretty rare
blittle99
The best moment of my life was finding a formal dress with pockets.!!! #win
detinu2000
My wedding dress had pockets. I win.
giarcnoskcaj
Clearly it was designed for a man. Women don't get usable pockets in clothing.
notsammie
You're right.. maybe I should return it
giarcnoskcaj
Or turn it in for scientific study.
markimo159
Dresses with pockets are in a way their own mythical creature :-P
AWESOMEBOT
I need store site and make please
Misora
Don't know if it's ops but I'm addicted to eshakti. Custom measurements sizes 0-36 and every dress or skirt has pockets by default.
Misora
Plus bra strap clips and opaque lining on the white dresses. I own like 5 now. They do coupons too.
BgT1990
cleetdog101
J-Law scores her own win!!! https://youtu.be/2Kgd9zRBZdo
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
@op
6KidsInATrenchcoat
Most people think i wear early 1900-style dresses because I'm conservative. Nope, it's the pockets! My style revolves around pockets.
Profgiggly
Eshakti custom makes dresses that ALL have pockets.
Wextersmachinegunhands
As a guy, I don't know this feeling
Silliosophical
It's the most childlike-giddy joy I can feel as a grown woman. I twirl & show off. It's a little weird, actually, but ladies get it.
Wextersmachinegunhands
Your joy makes me happy
Lulabel73
It's like finding $100 in your pocket.
Wextersmachinegunhands
I like money
Lulabel73
And we like pockets
WoefulWombat
How about you stitch all your pockets closed for a week, then see how you feel after that.
notsammie
Maybe one day :'))
Wextersmachinegunhands
Some swimming trunks don't have pockets
Morg729
No, not one day. If it doesn't have pockets, I'm not buying it
notsammie
Socks with pockets would be super cool
imadethisaccountforthisthing
http://imgur.com/cUELiuq i'm pretty sure its for drugs but idk
Drakhma
i present shoe pockets https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/94/10/b19410281aac3b02d0959083d3bbb9c8.jpg
Wextersmachinegunhands
Yes! I had a pair as a kid! They were awesome. I kept some coins in one and a pocket knife in the other
Cerinna
Yeaaaah sometimes. "Nice dress!" "THANKS IT HAS POCKETS"
WeatherWiz
All dresses should have pockets. All women clothing should have pockets. #pocketlivesmatter
notsammie
We need someone like you on the inside
WeatherWiz
I'm available to be undercover: I can make my way into the female fashion industry; over take it and apply pockets too all! Mwhahahahaha
notsammie
I've never heard of a more beautiful thing :')))
WeatherWiz
I'm available 24/7, im also fluent in weather forecasting, so I'm basically versatile
notsammie
You're more useful than my phone
ThanksItHasPockets
http://imgur.com/nVCFu3H
WeatherWiz
You're welcome! Your username checks out haha!
EClaire1073
I should start a dress company that specifically makes dresses with pockets. I'd be a fucking centillionaire.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
But then they can't sell you a purse!
ThanksItHasPockets
http://imgur.com/4XbksNp
Kagnnor
Isn't that what a purse is for
sheriffkarli
I don't understand women that keep things in their bra, I don't have room in there for anything but boob
notsammie
you gotta MAKE room. even if it pushes your boobs into weird positions
sheriffkarli
But why not just use a purse or wear something with pockets? There's a lot of practical alternatives to keeping stuff on your person.
notsammie
Purses are cute but they get in the way. I can't go running while carrying a purse & I hate wearing jeans. Leggings don't have pockets
notsammie
I'd rather just shove a thing in my bra or in my pants than carry it in my hand
notsammie
iSn'T thAT wHaT A PurSE iS FoR /a/EewS1
notsammie
i was going for a snark yet witty reply, alack i have failed
DaisukeAramaki
I liked it
Kagnnor
You could always just shove it all up your ass then you really don't have to worry about them
notsammie
There's no room left :-(
Kagnnor
Butt plug I'm assuming?
TheGreatAku
Women's clothing with functioning pockets? You're such a fucking LIAR
ZeldaFanNr1
Yeah, OP, don't destroy the purse infustry, you god-damn Millenial!
LeyMarie
it's unbelievable, I know. But I too have a dress with pockets.
TheGreatAku
liar liar dress on fire
alwaysforgetmylogin
I'm a man. I want to learn to sew so I can make pockets and finally satisfy a woman.
Riekid
rainbowcoloredpoop
This man knows the way to a woman's heart.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
So do I. Up and under the rib cage with the pointy end.
Spacetoot
Was gonna +1 this, but chose to leave it at 69
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I like your style, friend.
notsammie
I SHIT YOU NOT. I barely believed my own eyes when I found that dress
giarcnoskcaj
Pics or it didn't happen.
isiteverythingyouhopeditwouldbe
I have a pocket dress that I love with ALL MY HEART. Congrats, @op!
LadyShanna
Pics or it didn't happen
TheGreatAku
Meanwhile, I can't buy a pair of jeans that don't come with 4 pockets, 2 hidden pockets, a luggage compartment and a travel bag.
Kaseladen
My friend got upset when I could fit a tablet in my pocket
OnTheCliffsOfGallipoli
My tablet got upset when I could fit my friend in my pocket
CosmoRaider
Interesting way to describe your hand.
notsammie
My jeans have pockets on the front and back..except....they're FAKE POCKETS :-((((
idkhereisausername
#fashion
TheGreatAku
sacrilege
notsammie
It makes me so sad man
Drek258
Pics!
qwertina
Would you mind telling me where you found it?
notsammie
forever21 :)
qwertina
Well, I guess that changes my plans for tomorrow! I have to check it out
Krympehl
there's been a lot of good dresses with pockets lately at this store I used to work at.
notsammie
where is said store & how can i get my hands on some of those bbys?
Krympehl
banana republic so.... they're having a 50% off sale happening soon though. and that's online items too, shipping is free for full price...
Krympehl
items. (so just not markdown stuff)
Wuz314159
Nice sir!
Idontwanttomakeanotherusername
That joke is such a...drag
Wuz314159
notsammie
Sometimes I shave my legs before I put on a dress
Rapturr
Same.
SupermassiveZebra
spiders.rar
XBrionnaX
Is this a defensive mechanism some girls use? If so I need to get myself one of these. That'll scare the annoying guys off
Rapturr
Oh god.
XBrionnaX
See? Its already working!