Resistance1000
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Cattle prods with extra batteries and sharpened points are good for ICE-y conditions.
Aug 18, 2026 1:48 PM
Resistance1000
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Cattle prods with extra batteries and sharpened points are good for ICE-y conditions.
Bigemedic
To be honest, my first thought when I was informed about "taser gloves" was "let's chop their hands off".
But I think taking them from ICE and giving them to women is probably better.
forgotiwasfine
Muff pistols
TyrannusEquus
This is America. I doubt they are going to be restricted. You can buy the same Taser right now.
PandaSan
Almost like violet wands and brands, but without consent.
lordnequam
Makes me think of the novel "The Power": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Power_(Alderman_novel)
magikmarker
I remember shock gloves in a movie or tv show, and of course the people using the gloves were fascist government thugs
cjorl
Nah, they're not good for that. They don't incapacitate like a taser. They just cause pain. What women need is a big ass shotgun.
inkswitch11
Horse shit for defence, you want something with some range.
BeaverOnFire
But those delicate soft hands need to be protected from people running away!
EggFooYung
I need some electric shock gloves. I need to slap some motherfuckers with lightning.
bemurray814
Single men get abused by women also so don't forget to include every victim in your narrative.
spinymouse
I'd probably set my ass on fire patting the pockets down in search of the house keys.
Frenchgeek
Please have them buy from the lowest bidder with defective batteries. Harder to do do crimes without hands.
cjorl
There's just the one company. Complaint Technologies. Huge Trump donor.
Frenchgeek
So the first battery fires should start any minute now....
cjorl
Or the warehouse fires. They're based in Kenyucky. You know, if anyone happens to be in the neighborhood...
Somnophobe
Complicit Technologies
SandpaperCock
Electric shock gloves? Wildly illegal where I live but I sure would like some.
OtisTDrunk
Resistance1000
slugworth70
There will most definitely be a story of a MAGAt who had his balls tased during a sexual assault and then claim they're the victim.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Imagine grabbing "the jewels " with those gloves.
Resistance1000
The gay-obsessed right probably stays up all night dreaming of doing that.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
I was thinking more in self defense.
Rendova
Girls abusing other girls in middle school locker rooms.
Thorketil
Hmm, strange comment. I mean, it’s true that bullying and harassment happen among girls at school too, but mention that here doesn't really make much sense.
johnblood616
Just an excuse to hate women.
ripstripsart
What the fuck are you talking about?
mondeca
The reason that they want electric gloves is because they don't leave evidence, like nightsticks and fists do.
tentacularfleshscape
Probably can tell from blood test? But agreed no immediately visible evidence
CookieMonstersCrumbs
no evidence until they start leaving electrical burns
Kehy
Somewhat concerned they're going to ramp up the sexual assaults just so they can shock genitals for maximum pain
Rhythmaster
The manufacturer of these gloves "Compliant Technologies" has a bunch of things written in the instructions like "do not use for verbal defiance, torture or on elderly, pregnant women, people with medical issues. Do not use more than 1 pair on one person, do not shock for longer than 15 seconds, etc etc" My guess is ICE is gonna ignore all of those and use them in exactly all those wrong ways
Aranon1183
Which they will definitely be misusing to leave burns!
stillnodog
The modern day Hat Pins!
lackinglife
I was just gonna say that /hair pin!
Fun fact women stabbing grabby men with hat pins became such an epidemic in England that they tried to pass laws on them. Ya know, instead of stopping grabby men.
SinStar87
The dem(liberal) led legislature in California, voted lockstep with the republican(conservative) in the legislature to pass a ban on carrying weapons effectively ie open carry and loaded, physically drafted by one of its conservative member, with a 2/3s requirement. Signed by Reagan(R). This came in response to black panther members carrying loaded weapons as protection when cops were murdering black people in horrifying numbers. Better phrasing?
SinStar87
always do, same thing happened when black people started getting guns to defend themselves from lynch mobs. Propaganda so successful that gun bans are a still a major liberal agenda.
MagnificentUrchin
You're not wrong..
SinStar87
Folks aren't going to like that, but atleast cops'll protect us.
imemewhatimeme
I'm sure that agenda is only about black people getting guns and nothing to do with kids shooting kids in school every other fucking day... Jesus fucking Christ...
SinStar87
wasn't black people shooting up schools faik, but absolutely was black panthers arming up that was the driving force behind gun bans in ca il and ny and the now liberal agenda. Literally historical fact here, not sure what you're arguing about.
Beefkins
Remind me again who was the governor of California that signed that gun ban once the Black Panthers armed? LiBeRaL aGeNdA 🤣
BarryTheCyborg
The gun control act of 1968 was absolutely due to the black Panthers arming themselves against lynch mobs. Not sure why people are down voting the other guy when he's right.
SinStar87
think many are pro gun ban liberals that don't like holes in the narrative so lash out. Tho I was mistaken, was general racism based murders not specifically lynchings as to why the black panthers were arming up. Relatively minor distinction there but some people latch onto anything.