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FP edit: Do people really send nudes if you ask? Someone should prove my theory ;) If you don't, just drop by and say hi or howdy or its high noon
Aug 31, 2016 1:14 AM
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FP edit: Do people really send nudes if you ask? Someone should prove my theory ;) If you don't, just drop by and say hi or howdy or its high noon
ThisGirlsGotStyle
This photo always reminds me of the ERB/Schmoyoho video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbrYHdjYb1c (btw Teddy was the MAN)
Dakksys
Rough Riders Represent!
BolognaSandwich2
Lightweight
noelleptc
I never noticed what a fabulous set of nutcracker teeth he had till now.
jfm2
yes
TacoRising
President Eggman is my favorite president.
megandives
Dapper.
ChopstickNostrils
WHATS UP BITCHES!!
lenomdeplume
Although he performed as a progressive (created National Parks), he was funded (bought) by the industrialists of the era. After his ..
lenomdeplume
...election, Carnegie stated that Teddy had been legally bought..but he didn't stay bought.
BrendanFrasuresManager
Awesome guy, but his mouth is nightmare fuel
wikipedio
viejo feo y racista
inevitableban
If ya'll ever get a chance, listen to some of his speeches. Totally wouldn't expect him t'have the voice he has but he speaks so powerfully.
elninjapenguin
Where are these damned female photos everyone keeps talking about? I can't ignore them if I never see them. I know nothing of resolve.
kangaroo021
*26th
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
CulturalAppropriator
Benjamin Harrison was our 23rd President. This is Teddy Roosevelt, our 26th.
HITG
Always upvote Teddy.
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEESSS?!
jjjssszzz
Was specifically looking for this comment. Good on you!
Milkbane
I was hoping I'd find this.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
The man never touched alcohol, but was known to drink a gallon of coffee a day. Now that's how you get shit done.
frumpster
If you were a Bernie supporter and also love Teddy. You need to get your beliefs straight.
Littleoldladygotmutilatedlatelastnight
He was actually a douche.
outlawjosey
Bull moose '16
bloatyOs
Speak softly, carry a big stick
FakeNameFFS
"Speak softly and carry a big stick" Theodore Roosevelt
idrawletters
If he can get shot in the chest while giving a speech and keep going, he can survive usersub.
ZogernVerfahren
Okay
ZogernVerfahren
https://d.docs.live.net/eaed8d6044fd6f88/Documents/
ZogernVerfahren
I'm checking that.
Cheomesh
It was before a speech, but it happened.
CoreByte
..
diggerwoods
This was taken right after he was shot 27 times by a bazooka.
onionbutt
"Teehee! That tickled!" ~Jefferson, definitely
twindoodley
What would Roosevelt say?
onionbutt
In my mind I said Roosevelt, but my sleep deprived brain made me type Jefferson. Fuck.
Gheorghelaza
I keep seeing these pictures with 'disregard photos of half naked females, upvote....'. 1/2
Gheorghelaza
Haven't seen a half naked girl in quite a while on the FP. No one is upvoting them.
Sjp770
Right.. I mean at least give me the option to?
tcheph
deepthrustproductions
....you do know he was the 26th president, right?
VitoCornholio
3 of them had their man card revoked after comparing their record to his and could retroactively not have been presidents
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again,
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms,
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement,
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly,
runswithleprechauns
Put him on the ballot now. He'd whip both of our choices and do a better job as a dead president.
Xynatox
#Harambe2016
OppaGangnamPyle
I up voted and agree.. However, that's still not saying much. An 87 yr old Reagan would be a better choice. Lol just sayin.
IncredibleEdibleEgg
We have more than two choices...
xaviouswolffe
So, weekend at Teddy's?
aychland
Fuck yes. We need a trustbuster who busts the "too big to fail" sort of trusts instead of ours.
ExaltedDuck
IMHO, that's true of most of our dead presidents...
AuntSharron
Taft: Check & Mate
ExaltedDuck
I said "Most" not "All". King me.
AuntSharron
Aw! You sunk my battleship!
ExaltedDuck
Sorry!
fayseman
With his big stick?
ihatewarmpickles
Damn Skippy with his big stick.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Bow chicka bow wow
LupusBorealis
OH MY GOD TUCKER SHUT UP
neomaddog
Hey chicka bump bump
lambueljackson
I'm pretty sure Teddy would literally whip them, with a bull whip.
asdfertjryjre
Or just shoot them with the revolvers he carried in the white house.
GnosisCarmot
Not so sure of that. Trump's attracted the alt-right, OTH Teddy was hard into KKK crap and Hitler's Aryan stuff.
AnonymousBach
Also, TR was a strong opponent of lynching and the first president since Lincoln to invite a black man to dinner at the white house.
Vaanhalen
To paint teddy as such is retarded. The man about invented progressivism.
AnonymousBach
Considering Hitler was still only a corporal when TR died, I am skeptical of this claim.
GnosisCarmot
Read The Imperial Cruise by James Bradley. 1/2
GnosisCarmot
The aryan bullshit was around b4 Hitler. My point was TR bought into it. Called Japanese "honorary Aryans"
Erdan
Honoraryans?
Schex44
That's like calling a white person my nigga.