Science

Oct 15, 2014 5:40 PM

steve699

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I had a very different understanding of science.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Grab the peely part from the egg he'll be fine

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Data point of one, hypothesis fails to meet parameters needed to be considered accurate. Conclusion not reasonable to reach.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You have failed this science.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've though so wrong before I scroll down

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

polystyrene man; YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Phineas Gage-d!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read "science". My brain was immediately "this is going to be NSFW". Was happily surprised, but a little disappointed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I study Physics at a university and this damned site has me thinking of masturbation every single time I hear someone mention science.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That foam head looks like Michael Fassbender.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's David's head!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, Phineas Gage might be up for it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't tell Bobby Hill where to buy these.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This deserves more upvotes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Daddddd.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That "hypothesis." *agitated twitch*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What was the hypothesis?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put that egg membrane thing on it

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice one :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was his hypothesis? "I'm good at archery?"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

well at least you got it in the eye

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best friend just bought a recurve bow. Absolutely trying this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a good sport about it though, didn't even cry when the arrow pierced his skull!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is not a hypothesis.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

1/10 No intro, methods and materials section, results, or clearly stated hypothesis. OP's hypothesis isn't failing, but his grade is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm disappointed he didn't mean actual science.

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

Me too

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you Tell me what to do. I'll do human trials if I want to!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to scroll down, but I KNEW I'd find a reference! My Overture to you, sir!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone named Lauren, and has the same mannequin head for science, I resent this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you're too sensitive to internet. go 'way.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I soo thought this was going in the gutter real fast, but I was surprised...

12 years ago | Likes 1032 Dislikes 3

*nutter...in the nutter.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCIENCE!

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

This gives me an idea...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think thats stage 2 of trials.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"science"

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

'tis but a gash

12 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 2

a gash? your brain's off

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A flesh wound really

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Tis really 'just' as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there's an arrow through yer head!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

your arms off!

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

easily fixed with a bandaid

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, the scientific process of trial and arrow

12 years ago | Likes 4191 Dislikes 6

We need people like you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your way with words makes me quiver.

12 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

I had moved on, but had to come back to upvote this comment.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pfeil and Error. For all the Germans among us

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pfeil und Fehler

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember kids the only differnce between science and screwing around is writing it down

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You're just Robin the best pun here.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

All the up votes!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is both a bull's eye and bullshit at the same time. I love it.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you just

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

damn, that was well played

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Take a bow! That pun was to the point.

12 years ago | Likes 403 Dislikes 1

What heythats me. Some of these were a real NOCK-out

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What hey that's me SAID* FAKH

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Arrows... I'm not clever with puns

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't help but feel shafted though. I quiver with worry over what he'll say next.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

God dammit.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Science tends to mean something else for most of us...

12 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 7

Writing it down. Right?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perhaps he is testing an automatic aiming system?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are many fields in the science-ing world. Yes we prefer boner science-ing but shooting at stuff science-ing is cool too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, it stopped OP from roving the land offering to shoot apples off of people's heads, so that's a benefit for all of us, right?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought he was gonna mouthrape it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, no, this is exactly what it means. I would know.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we'renotreallyscientistsit'sustheperverts.gif

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

like using observation through repeatable experiments to test controlled and chaotic variables amirite? ..oh you mean with the dick n vag

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm from Oklahoma, trust me this is science to most of the folk down here.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he meant that to most of us "for science" has more to do with sexualness vs science..ness

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i braced myself for something really fucked up

12 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Well its got a hole now, and no pictures after. So i mean.. yeah

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This field of science involves fucks.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

don't Wilhelm Tell anyone

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

William?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Original the French title is Guillaume Tell, but William Tell is the accepted English translation.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bill S. Tell, Esq.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Billy the Tell

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come and listen to a story about a man named Bill. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family filled.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then one day he was shootin' at a cat, when the Vogt tried to make him bow before a hat.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0