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it's been roughly two hours. I'm filled to the brim with adrenaline, i've had a panic attack, i'm close to hyperventilating again. I'm afraid of what my panicmode will result in if she's actually pregnant (and i'm the father).
Mental health isn't good already. That might actually be the nail in the coffin.
NotHerrVonClaussen
Thats why you dont stick it in crazy. Im really hoping shes either late or trying to scare you though.
FreeThinkingGuy
It's a trap!
GrumpyOldMan55
If there is a child born DO NOT sign the birth certificate without a paternity test. If you sign you are responsible.
minqapoc
i'm 500km far away (was a long distance relationship) and i'm not gonna sign shit before i see a test.
middleburgh
speaks with experience !!
MindOfMobius
it rhymes with shmashmortion
FlamingosIntrigueMe
Tell her you need to buy smokes!
iNeed2P
First:keep calm. Second: Women do that as a scare tactic. Can mean nothing. Let her do a test and deal with facts not with possibilities.
RubberChickenGoD
If you have a vasectomy, you have nothing to worry about. If not and she is not late, get a paternity test.
atotalmoron
She's just fucking with your brain. It's what crazy loves to do.
anotherbadday
I feel your pain. Broke up with my ex beginning of last year. She came back at me 6 months later telling me she was preggo with my child.
Emokar
Try some breathing exercises. It is overwhelming but you can't control what happens, only how you react to it.
jalcantara88127001
80% it's a bullshit ploy.
youwontlikewhateveriwrite
She's lying.
Woppledorf
Many more crazy women do this than you might think. Even some not so crazy women. She might be lying. Go with her to a doctor
Woppledorf
I had a friend who tried to get me to do the wang dang because she was already pregnant and wanted me to think I was the father
Woppledorf
Sadly, I loved her and probably would have made a family with her anyway
wobblecopterrrr
I wouldn’t believe a word of it till I saw a paternity test
acetothermus
You're getting played son. She was banging some other dude on the side and you're her target. Demand a doctor test, then go from there.
myballshurt
Unrelated, anyone have that one post about the sexual position where the woman takes control and the guy feels used??
m3thos
Fly to France. Enlist in the foreign legion. Serve 5 years, they’ll grant you French citizenship. Restart your life as a new more French you
69thStPepper
Fishy820
I thought you were kidding and just looked it up, Holy Shit never knew that was a thing.
Andricus
She *may* be using this as a tactic to get back together or just to freak you out. Just something to keep in mind! Best wishes! <3
widiwi
Congrats on the sex.
Nekocatz13
If she really is, don't sign a ROP or anything. Demand a paternity testtoo.
droidgee
"new phone, who dis"
CinnamonBunny
Make sure to test it.
Speedohero
Hey man hang in there. One thing at a time, One day at a time. You’ll get through this.
kenai555
It's been 8 months my guy. Im pretty sure she would have figured that out a long time ago not a month before birth.
ValtenHeldenhammer
Tell her to get a pregnancy test from a doctor and then you'll talk. Sad to say some ladies use this scare tactic often.
kurukatsu
I'm on good terms with my wife and I can still concur.
Nunyajonesinc
Sometimes they'll even get knocked up by someone else to lock you down
standingalone
Audasity
girls can skip a period or two for things like stress. so, have her take a test (they are cheap) and go from there
odiedaddy
Not the father!
ImGoingToBeRelevant
Text her back and tell her you don't have it either.
ChoccoMilkandCheetos
Lol +1
Toolbone
And you only accept doctors notes and paternity test
SilentZed
This isn't the best of news - but I think a good path for you might be (if she is pregnant) to get a DNA test to ensure it is your child. (1
SilentZed
But do NOT get back with her. You left for a reason. You can work on the other stuff later once you've determined if it is, or isn't, (2
SilentZed
your child. She may go after you for child support and a DNA test may be the only thing that saves you. This of course assumed she is (3
SilentZed
actually pregnant and not using a ploy.