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Aug 26, 2017 6:41 AM
GnomeWoman
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InCaseOfStairsUseFire
That dude would get beat the fuck up anyway.
kbw2
Bless.
Hepwolfx
The actual scene is better.
wolfiedk
many things cross my mind, but he right about the flag, it is an admiralty flag naval law. and he is also right about the corporate fiction
PlutoIX
I am actually genuinely disappointed it's not what he really says.
CaptainEightBall
I AM THE LIVING MAN
avastmehearty
This seems funny now, not so much when one of these people shoots a cop in a traffic stop
AAAend
She thinks we need her laws ... pfft ... That man is proof of her ignorance.
Gastroboi
Lydia, Doorstop of Everywhere.
Hepwolfx
This is not what he said though
NeverShaveYourDuck
That's one of those "Freeman on the Land" idiot lunatics. They delude themselves and each other that they can cheat the system.
JonRedcorn862
Yeah not really.
Ssssssssssss
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
HenryNJessicaPate
Somewhere Proventus is grinning ear to ear.
jadespider
Fine, let's see which state champion is on duty...*checks schedule* Ok, sniper's on deck today. If you can get to your car alive you win.
harmonthompson1
Okay, now he totally lost it.
Goodmerlinpeen
They say he made his own hat, by cutting up a bigger hat
reux
Hate to see how he made his glasses
thelazyninja
A most on-point, underappreciated comment. Bravo.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
They say he carved it himself...from a bigger spoon.
RelativeVelocity
One of my favorite Simpson's quotes
MidlandRedux
In the name of my ancestors, the Francovach of Minnesota, I choose the .243 rifle as the weapon. My mom could drop him running at 200 yards.
fleawuss
Immediate involuntary incarceration in a lunatic asylum.
lowenar
Unfortunately, she's the high queen of Skyrim
b0v1n3
Source of video: https://youtu.be/fpZBiN_w1os
obsequiouslifechoices
Thank you!
SeregRauko
The natural man leaves the courtroom and gets into a huge car to drive away. Classic US.
z3lfmoord
I am the natural living man!
JoseDeLaNoWay
Shit, watched this this whole source video hoping he'd request a trial by combat and it's just some skyrim joke!?
HibiscuitsTea
Littering and...
JMcDank
Smokin' the reefer.
trepanation
Not the actual text for those who don't know...
derekjohn
Oh grow up !
JoseDeLaNoWay
Shit, watched this this whole source video hoping he'd request a trial by combat and it's just some skyrim joke!?
klappman
Lydia, housecarl of Breezehome - my new idol.
DontLookAtMePenis
Are the subs bs? Did he say that?
DontLookAtMePenis
Too bad
b0v1n3
They are BS. He was in court for fishing without a license. https://youtu.be/fpZBiN_w1os
shhep
Oh fuck that noise. It was better without this retarded context.
DirtRockets
Nah. He's a "Freeman on the Land" idiot.
c0dengo
Sovereign Citizen.
scoobydoobydo
That girl sitting next to him and nodding.
Memes4Cheap
shes a streamer
Treybetrey
z3lfmoord
That's his friend
RockmyJohnson
They're sovereigns
stormegedendarklordofall
Apparently the text is faked
Duendes
The conversation they had was still ridiculous, as he was declaring natural law
SomeDetroitGuy
That's even worse
aBastardNoLonger
Source please
soulhunter24
Which applies cuz he's living off the grid and the charge was fishing without a license
SomeDetroitGuy
No, it doesn't apply because it isn't real.
BarftheMawg
Would be funny if The Mountain walked out as her proxy for trial by combat! Bet he'd pay the $25 fine pretty quickly!
panamjck
Then he could get revenge for his sister-wife and kids-nephews
DefenderOfDog
Yeah but what you don't know is he brought the hound to fight for him
PrinskippleSkipper
G E T H Y P E
BarftheMawg
Yarp!
JHawke
Do you still have to pay the fine if he knocks you out? Because as a poor man, that might still be worth it.
dekket
For a mere $25? Damn, you alright?
JHawke
5 hours of work, or one hit to the face.
TchallaVII
Omg I think I died
JHawke
... GUILTY (I do believe this was one of those open doors.)
BarftheMawg
Not sure. The Mountain might kill him, then the fine would be owed by the girl sitting next to him!
viila
Yes. The combat is for determining your guilt, not the punishment.
JHawke
Can we pick weapons? If not bummer.
Stanistani
Can you imagine how shit your life would be if you lived next door to him?
obsequiouslifechoices
Oh yeah. Drunk all the time and covered in scars. Just like now, actually.
AlligatorTown
*epic
tatischief
Depends hos much he litter in front of my hose and in the area. He might be funny and coo, but I do not like littering.
roorooter
The neighbour from hell.
MealeaYing
I bet he has a cannon
Counterfit
He seems more like a Nikon guy
MealeaYing
Thats awesome! He kinda does too.
ChloeStarshine
Check out the phenomenon of "sovereign citizens." Its legit crazy.
WhataboutBobWiley
he lives in the woods and they were trying to fine him for fishing......
f4m0us4m0s
Take him up on his trial by combat and beat his ass. Problem solved.
fluhatinrapper
My moneyvis on Judge Judy over there.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Yeah all that forging and shouting all day
TEBEN
Its like a real life Dwight
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
This fucking comment +1
mountainmontanalove
Funny thing... He is my neighbor. He is the reason we have a no weapon policy at the Town Hall!
ultimatedumpling
We need proof. Deliver unto solid evidence he is your neighbor. Prove thineself young warrior
mountainmontanalove
Challenge accepted!
ideologist
Stipulate your facts
mountainmontanalove
https://youtu.be/DeuIRahzrLY
spittleteets
He sounds like Ron from parks and rec!
ilitirit
She's obviously not up to the task
Tiahansere
I'll be your champion.
mobiustwo
Her champion is on holiday.
plainoldfool
Kidding me? She looks like she is using everything in her power not to get up and Smack this fool upside the head
GingerLaird
They both have rights to a champion if they are unable to fight.
ARudeComment
Skyrim belongs to the nords.
WizardProphet
> Sky's rim belongs to the nords
confirmsthings
Pah, such cowards... Dare not even to fight a gentleman looking for a masculine way to serve his punishment? A disgrace.
Commanderdongx
I read that in the guards voice.
KurokoAS
a stormcloak guard
CrypticAnomaly
They all sound the same anyway
confirmsthings
No lollygagging.