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MV edit: thanks all.for the welcome. Sorry for the lack of sound on the vid; I done did f'd up on that one. /lh
ThePastmaster
https://imgur.com/glH8drw Because contraction pre-dates earthquake by several centuries.
KaspersPrincess
#16 the customer is always right is based on option and personal taste. Design a pink flanell with pooping flamingos? /1
KaspersPrincess
Then yes, the customer is right in wanting that. Scream at your cashier? Then the customer is an asshole without manners.
Maulbert
#49 Night man, sneaky and mean, spider inside my dreams, I think I love you....
toSlayWithPen
There is a spider! (spider.... spider...) Deep in my soul!! (soul... soul...)
njessup1992
u mak teardrop dead face I <3 U
ScarecrowSticks
Artist: Oxfordinary
akrabbim
No, Colin, no....
Averagexception
Alas, I have only one up doot to give and this deserves more !
ScarecrowSticks
For more, check out @Oxfordinary then
TheSmuggestPineapple
#18 and here i thought /hj was a polite offer.
DontusetheMword
#4 he was singing island in the sun wasn't he?
brattius
It needs sound!!
KabouterPimpelmees
Saucy with sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@baby_yoda_lover_69/video/6919392160412470533
praxis17
#25 6 months? Those are rookie numbers
TotallyNotASnail
#7 Gay people exist? I thought my friend was only joking when he sucked my dick
SpanWolf
No homo bromo.
DaringSteel
#39 seems… insufficiently imaginative. What about being afraid that there’s nothing else in the dark? Or of not being able to get back down?
DaringSteel
Or that there’s something else behind the faces? Or that I’ll lose myself in love and never be able to step back?
Primotimewaster
#16 should be posted every where face to face customer service is provided. Now, something for CS over the phone. Too many assholes grow
Primotimewaster
what I call telephone testicles on a call. Never a reason to scream at, swear at or call a rep nasty names. Highly doubt you'd do so to my
Primotimewaster
face. If you're one of the rare few that would do so, realize that there are also unstable reps that would knock you the fuck out. Be nice.
LeoSalt
There's tons of those who swear at you in person, more than you'd think. Telling them to f off is an art though
Artsisdead
#1 When your pet tiger nuts inside of you and you remember that you didn't bring tissues to the bedroom
foxxieface
Everything about this sentence is brilliant. Thank you.
rouxmorgue13
Solid first post! One question, the keys to heaven and hell have three keys on the ring, where does the third go????
Bacxaber
Neil's house.
Yaeltra
Ohio
Spidey209
My heart.
welldoneamigo
the glove box
DukeDarkwood
I know this one! Earth. The Keys to Heaven, Hell, and Earth were required to access the final dungeon of Miracle Warriors.
Shelest
The heaven doors require 2 keys to be used simultaneously by 2 security personnel, as per containment procedures.
Girigo
It goes to "and"
ThePastmaster
Purgatory.
KnightChieftain
Purgatory.... Or New Jersey
HunglikeaHamster
The toilet. You have to go before you enter hell, because it's damnation without relief.
TygrF
Thank you, Rowan Atkinson!
foxxieface
The 90's of course. Neither terrible nor brilliant & also both at the same time. A waiting post before finality. The last of existence.
TheShogunMustGoOn
Ninjainslippers
TIL the 90s were purgatory. It all makes sense now.
DookieHowserMD
Brilliant