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F0rger
Literally one of my favorite parts of the episode. That and hammer time
TheshipwreckoftheMinotaur
I thought : "he's my rightful husband"
gorillaClutch
this show can do everything else wrong, cersei can win and behead them all. as long as we get to watch sex on the back of a dragon first
curlthuluuuu
When the children approve, mom gets in the mood.
alobstersjohnson
When Bend the Knee became Sit the Face
livingcheeseburger
StevenAlequin
Crasher2003
braydzz
Poor Drogons back getting all wet.
HermanManly
Are they making a live-action How to Train your dragon? Looks awesome
DeaconJon
I bet that the makers of How to train your Dragon 3 are needing to do some quick changes to Hiccup after this
MySpiritAnimalisBillMurray
SPOILERS
SomeRandomNobhead
If you didn't see this coming, your abit slow.
CreepyPhlox
In the books, the dragons showed interest in and were gentle to those that had targaryean blood, even many times removed.
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
Username checks out
TheGreatPeru
Yours doesn't
OnePunchFlan3
This is so fucking bad, it's good. +1
BelleDuBlerg
I kind of gathered from this that she realized he is Targaryan....because only a Targaryan could interact with dragons.
DrunkenWeasel
Boom. yep. But it could serve several purposes. He's my relative which makes her want to fuck him. Also he tells her no.
Gman122
Tyrion managed to interact with the dragons, there's also a story from GoT lore of a peasant girl training a wild one called Sheep Stealer.
OutlawAggie
It's also heavily theorized Tyrion is also a Targaryan. The mad kind was supposedly obsessed with Tyrions mother
Gman122
Yeah, I've seen that theory, but Dany doesn't assume he's a Targaryen in the show, at least not out loud, so she likely won't think Jon is.
Gman122
(2) Of course, when he finally gets revealed as a Targaryen, she's going to be like, wow, I really should have seen that.
songbringer
He got so damn close to getting some dragon queen booty, and then he had to call her children beasts.
KZDM
I thought it was because the dragon recognised the targaryan in jon snow
ZeroInfinities
One magical creature acknowledging another magical creature.
GreenYawgmoth
It is totally because Jon is half targ.
CreepyPhlox
That's how the dragons reacted to targaryean descendants in the books.
CreepyPhlox
Same thing happened with Melisandre and Ghost. The wolf went to her instead of Jon.
thejenster
Wait, please explain. And thank you
CreepyPhlox
In the 5th (4th?) book, melisandre is staying at castle black while Stannis is marching on winterfell. She's walking thru the yard with...
CreepyPhlox
...Jon when Ghost appears. He calls to Ghost but Ghost approaches melisandre instead and acts aggressively towards Jon. She says some...
Jynxy85
No sir! I did not see you playing with your dollies!
Azated
She has so much makeup on in this scene. It was weird.
SuperKamiSensei
This was my exact thought during this scene. +1
livinglife9009
When Lannister incest is wrong but Targaryen incest is just right.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Easiest way to milfs heart is earning the trust of her kids
elementalcreations
This guy fucks.
SevenOfWine
as a milf, sploosh though
iShoot556
Obligatory “prove it” post.
SmoopyOfTheVoid
Wait how can you self-identify as a MILF? Does that mean that- OOHHHHHHH...
Ryebread91
I don't get it.
SmoopyOfTheVoid
MILF = mother I'd like to fuck, so if you call yourself a MILF then you'd like to fuck yourself.
Ryebread91
I knew milf. Just not the rest. Thanks.
SevenOfWine
And I do!
armonis
Not only is incest of this sort not a big deal for the show, it wasn't really a big deal for the time period the show is based upon.
fractalsphere
He bent the knee for Ygritte. Just saying.
VileCoyote
In fairness; she's a ginger. There is no power strong enough to resist the Power of the Red Mane.
wantondisregard
He's still bending it for her in real life
fractalsphere
Aww, lucky bastard. (pun intended)
DrunkenWeasel
well not technically.
Imaybegotthis
Best scene was "I never gave you permission to leave" "I don't need your permission, I am a King"
IJustRippedMyShorts
It would be weird if she had the hots for her nephew
Vempire
What do you mean "if"? This show is shoving this artificial and unnatural romance plot down our throats.
gorillaClutch
yeah cause at this point incest would be out of place on the show?
dartron5000
You don't know much about targaryens do you. Daenerys parents were brother and sister and her whole family tree is like that.
InvadingYourSpaces
Targaryen's historically bred within their family to keep the blood pure.
thefancylizard
Not in westeros
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
Honestly, it's better than what most of her ancestors did, he would be "new" blood
SomeCallMeTimTheEnchanter
Weird, but not exactly out of line for the Targaryen family...
equityforpunks
In some sense dead nephew... which doesn't really help tho.
thelovelyllama
Incest is wincest tho
PracticallyHitler
Did you think that through? This is the same show that has siblings being fuckbuddies
TheBlackWindHowls
Like, there was that one backwoods fucker who had that entire clan of incest babies, and sacrificed the males.
GarbageCanStan
She doesn't know he's her nephew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Youareobscure
knowing that also wouldn't deter her
DoYouLikePinaColada
And Jon Snow knows nothing.
RyoukoSama
He knows about cave diving.
mytola
And snow and stuff, I guess
BrownskinOriental
So John's gonna be riding the mother of dragons pretty soon. Heeyoo.
danlei
While they're both riding a dragon?
VileCoyote
Inception! BWAAAAAAOOOO..
Jivezero
Also, y’know..his aunt.
xxlegionxx
That's all par for the course with that family
smashpro1
Incest ain't nothing new on the show.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Or the Targaeryans.
xrufus7x
Or humanity in general. We really only started discouraging it recently.
ltsDizzyD
So
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
It'd be one of the farthest pairings the Targeryan line has done.
msa011
JaimeNice.gif
TheHeroOfTimeLink
Exactly what I thought watching it. Only other person to touch her dragon. Did it smell the Targaryn blood in him maybe?
EricReaume
3 people have touched the dragons, john- confirmed targ at this point basically, danny -confirmed targ, and tyrion... if i was a betting 1/2
EricReaume
man ide bet tyrion is a targ, in books he has pale blond hair like them, 2 eye colors and dwarfism, common in inbreeding, and his dad 2/3
EricReaume
hated him far more than he should have, and even says at one point, I raised you because it was expected of me but you are NOT my son
JTesfer
I doubt it, possible, but remember every Lannister has blonde hair, and the reason Tywin hates him is the mom died in childbirth
EricReaume
supposedly thats why he hates him, but its established that the mad king had the hots for tywin's wife too. I would honestly be surprised1/2
CreepyPhlox
That's how the dragons reacted to targaryean descendants in the books.
CreepyPhlox
Same thing happened with Melisandre and Ghost. The wolf went to her instead of Jon.
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
He is... DOVAHKIIN!!
Leeloothedog
FOS DO
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GayAshyDuck
Looks like she's about to trade the knee for some D.
Ryebread91
She'll be the one on her knees.
CloakerJosh
Upvoted this comment to 666, where I hope it shall remain
Daggerkrotch
Oh damn jahahaha
ThePitWimp
More like he's about to bend Dany
CloudCider
AYOOOO
0x1CEB00DA
please don't *bend* any Ds -_-
youmoron
That's her fucking nephew.
ItsClemFandangoStevenCanYouHearMe
that hasnt stopped anyone in this show before.
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
Shhhhhh now little one, let them have their incest
NotAMeatPopsicle
@youmoron technically "That's her fucking *her* nephew." #ftfy
Lezbehonest63
So bend the D???
DemoB0y
https://m.popkey.co/de645d/b0zkj.gif
TrueFireduck
Ravenwing14
No. Don' do that. Penile trauma is a thing, with words like "ruptured" and "laceration", not things you want associated with your dick
lsteamer
More like bend Da-nny
ItsClemFandangoStevenCanYouHearMe
https://media.tenor.com/images/db229d426929257231741d1c983de4dc/tenor.gif
TheodoreBuckland
Bend the D Cum on my back, isn't it that one british actor?
thatoneguyfromthatplacewhodidthatonething
Comment of the day 8/14. +1
amonKing
Everyone loves a good cumback story.
iamjman
It's bendthatdick cuminbitch
51CorgisInABar
Bendydick Inhersnatch? Yeah
Un0riginalComment
Burlington Coatfactory!