AhmadSouhad350
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#funny#gaming#text_conversation#skyrim#mom
Aug 23, 2017 8:35 AM
AhmadSouhad350
194454
3699
161
#funny#gaming#text_conversation#skyrim#mom
ImMrLiteral
If I texted my mom saying that, she probably wouldn't care. She knows I smoke, so it works out.
GingerGaming5
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FROSTBITE SPIDERS IM HALFWAY TO HAMMERFELL
RenegadeRising
Excellent save lol
justkidneying
Rolled a 20 on that save
MattDerKomponist
That was a nice save.
Chalybos
Praise Sithis.
Hexiplush
Alteration 100
nicotasha
mmmm this makes me want to be High AFFFFFFFFFF
Thomaster
This makes me want to play Oblivion for some reason. I remember having more fun being in The Dark Brother Hood in that one.
DickMercenary
Loved the orc in the Brotherhood.. "Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!" and the poor rabbits..
Stevetheuncomfortable
Who the fuck chooses high elf?!
TheGiggityGuy
Monka42
Oh god
NightStalker7271
DEATH TO THE ALDMERI!
IKnowEnglish
Smooth.
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!!!!!!
MzPaige
MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIALS! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?!
ComicallyMischievious
What's with openly texting someone "I'm high"? Stop making marijuana the most interesting thing about yourself. You're better than that.
Kingaby
Yeah I'm sure that was legitimately the first text exchange between a boy and his mother.
Faulancer
Restaurant In Peace
hereforthegifcomments
I use to text like you ... then I took a arrow in the knee and had to have surgery as it really hurt....also I dropped my phone
StevenAlequin
At least he was committed to his story.
XahaL
He is high af on skooma
thetruejoz
Well, he's off to the chopping block i see.
REXo3446
AgentClef
I used to be an adventurer like you，until my mom came back……
Jogger312
Anyone got links to the compilation?
IfYouOrALovedOneHasBeenDiagnosedWithMesotheliomaYouMayBeEntitl
This is a compilation. https://youtu.be/s2NKu8igVTk
Blatantperformer
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freedomofnow
Compilation?
GoatEmperorOfTheFreeWorld
Unfortunately I am the high king of imgur . I sentence you to life in Ifunny
420dankassnug
Pssst... I know who you are Hail sithis
Sleepingpanda1260
That'd been a great wild card ending to Skyrim. The Dark Brotherhood forever
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Hello brother....or sister.....or genderqueer (Oooooo lookie a new word)
TimbiquiDarkThirty
I identify as a Dwemer Automaton thank you very much
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Damn that's hot. Could I play with your core?
ThorinNL
darn autoconnect
Falkrana
360 noscope likes
thisp0st
Fucking Otto carot
Slindrin
Ducking otter carrots
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
Flapping auto parts
Tkeleth
Flowering anti-ports
snowmMoonBaron
Khajjit will do no such thing khajjit has committed no crime here moonsugar is simply tasty
Executor32
That one orc did tell me his moon sugar was the sweetest
kuba913
Khajjit seen you brother had somr moonsugar, could i buy it?
AbridgedKirito
Isn't moon sugar not a drug to khajiits? Or am I remembering wrong?
Themagicbaconcanflyformiles
Fjuben
Its ok. Nobody actually knows how to spell kahjit.
snowmMoonBaron
My eyes don't work so spelling is a step too far
ElbowDeepInACat
Khajiit*
DustyMcKnuckles
Heh, they were closer than most. (...I can't tell if you're joking or not)
ElbowdeepinElmo
Khajiit needs an intervention.
DustyMcKnuckles
Khajiit could stop if he needed to
orangatuan
Khajit rations himself to one bag a day.
DustyMcKnuckles
"Surely you mean one bottle a day not a bag?" KHAJIIT HAS NEEDS
orangatuan
One giant bottle holds many bags. Do not ask how many, Khajit has forgot.
Actualdeadpool
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
AndGeo
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE EMPIRE
TimbiquiDarkThirty
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FALMER/DWEMER/ORSIMER/CHIMER!!
DasTeslaMeister
What does the stormcloaks say when the Power Rangers take over skyrim?
DasTeslaMeister
"Skyrim belongs to the Zords!"
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Lordy
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Pssst... Talos wasn't a Nord.
ElbowDeepInACat
Yeah Talos is basically Skyrim’s Jesus
doesntmatter
Pssst... Talos is three people, and one of them is a Nord.
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Are you thinking Wulfharth? He was an Ancient Atmoran High King and appeared as a small storm over Talos' head...
TimbiquiDarkThirty
Hence Talos Stormcrown. And the graybeards give all dragonborn they train the name Ysmir (another one of Wulfharth's names)
steveohnoes
Sky's rim
ZakFrito
Olaf
TanjoviPuppySmasher69
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
TALOS THE MIGHTY! TALOS THE UNERRING! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE!
SDWeasel
Talos the Mighty Roams through the countryside He never needs a place to hide
AcolyteofPizza
I absolutely misread the unassailable as "the un-asshole-able"
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS!
ImAbitParched
WORSHIP OF TALOS IS BANNED ACCORDING TO THE WHITE GOLD CONCORDAT NORD
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
I think it's called TAAAHLOS!
Reodreth
DAMNED IMPERIALS!
Sophie1998
nininininininininini ninini ninininininininininininini
HoneyBadgerSC05
Aaww, let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll?