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RIP Betty White
Jul 12, 2017 8:56 AM
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ModerateRectalContusion
Not today sucker
WickedFlowers
I am watching Golden Girls rn and I can confirm that this is accurate.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
She's been protected from death ever since she gave Keanu Reeves a hug back in 1693
tarataqa
dat Betty knows how Net Neutrality works!
Frankinbeijing
She is literally older than sliced bread - how do you guys know her?
eternaldub
Read this as Betty's White House
8hourgamer
She be all... https://guyonawire.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/betty.jpg
fairybug
'Cocks'? I mean, I get the joke, but somebody isn't even trying here.
ANicePairofSlacks
Betty White: and you can say hello to my 2 barreled friend
openyomind
Reminds me of Norm McDonald on that episode of Family Guy for some reason
moefnym
Total john wick moment: oh john you working again? Seems like! Well I will go then, see ya
Dezrustrian
He finally got her, though.
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Betty White is a national treasure. We can't lose her. That's why there was that GoFundMe to protect her from the influx of deaths in 2016.
STINKPICKEL
And have her taxidermied on a plastic covered sofa.
robots914
Did Betty White's father look like Keanu Reeves? I have a theory.
NotHardly
Clever you!
momjeans92
Read that in her voice.
DougDeNasty
And Death's voice was Brendan Gleeson's voice, and the scene was the lake house.
Scubadoobdoo
Death must saw Stan Lee standing behind Betty White with a bazooka
disinfectantrum
And Kirk Douglas in a tank
kaitoofrose
"Excelsior, you motherfucker."
wlfman
except now that his wife has passed I'm worried he doesn't have much time left...but maybe he will
FlareonTheFalseProphet
they've known he might not last much longer for a while, that's why they've been filming cameos for marvel movies well in advance
wlfman
that's true, yeah - I guess this just made it more real to me since I don't know him personally
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
So Death is afraid of itself?
dunkyclone
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I'm too high for this, dude
Kieran1878
No deaths afraid of taking a bullet up the arse.
Mechlai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6be0-1-2aCQ
razmann
it may nit kill death, but it will still hurt a lot
razmann
*not
fantasticfurry
It will still hurt a not? Now I'm even more confused
Fairdinkums
Double death
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
I guess we live in stranger eons
IYKWIM
Even death may die.
YourLordCthulhu
Indeed.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
I think death is just afraid of a deer slug to his skull. It's gotta be a bitch picking up all the pieces while Betty mocks him.
Splosions
You have any idea how much that stings? https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-15-2015/0Y7oXp.gif
Mistruths
Not to mention they don't always fuse back together right, so he might have to have someone re-break it. And since Death is dead, it must→
Mistruths
→heal extremely slowly.
Maxio42
'hes' an anthropomorphic personification. I'm p sure hed just ignore the lead and it would ignore him, because it wouldnt know what to do.
FuckYouImSokka
I think everyone's pretty well aware what 'real' death would do. 2/2
FuckYouImSokka
And 'this' is a hypothetical conversation designed around creating humour through imagining Betty White mocking said personification. 1/2
MisterBrent
Gee. You must be why everyone comes to the parties, huh...?