6 Day Meal Plan for Amateurs by an Amateur

Oct 15, 2016 8:51 AM

nomeansno

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Buy this shit (About $21)

Chicken Breast (special buy 1 get 2 free) $8Lean Ground Turkey $4.50
Brown Rice $3
Sweet Potatoes $1.50
Bundle of Carrots $2
2-3 Bell Peppers $2
Don't buy Kale unless you can stand the taste, I didn't use it for this meal plan

-Wash this shit
-Cut this shit

-Foil on a pan then non stick spray that bitch
-Then pepper this shit

-If you don't have seasoning, get it

-Season this shit, both sides

-Preheat to 350, then pop these in this bitch for 35-40 minutes

-Get this rice wet (1 1/2 cups rice : 3 cups water)
-Set it on high until it boils, then calm her down and lower to a simmer for 40 minutes

-Season this jive turkey
-Spray that pan then throw it on there
-Stir and crumble 14-16 minutes

-While you wait, cut these bad boys

-Have a beer or six

Done!

Plate it like you're Gordon fuckin' Ramsey

Nutrition (estimates)
-430 Calories
-52g Carbs
-9g Fat
-35g Protein

I need all the advice this asshole can get please

Don't cut those bell peppers unless you eat them same day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spray with what?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cooking spray

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that like butter?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only is it boring shit for six days in a row, but you pull that "I'm gonna swear every other line because it was catchy once" bit too,

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Yeah, it's a very tiresome trend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your advice on the cussing is warranted, however,telling me the food is boring doesn't sound like constructive criticism to me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought you did pretty not bad. Maybe sauté up some of those peppers and try to give yourself some more variety so you don't get bored

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks but what can I do to add variety? One way I keep the cost down is by not having different things, but I can change the plan each week

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 the rotation of what I've made for the week, which is chicken or fish w veggies. Throw some fruit on your list. Hot sauce is your friend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say pay attention to what your store has on sale usually. I like making big vats of turkey chili or spaghetti sauce to change up 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eating dead animals is immoral.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

Im triggered by your comment

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand how "find the vegan" works.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Probably less immoral than eating live animals.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

no it is delecious, only the strong survive

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My food eats your food.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you have any way to incorporate potassium into your day plan? Like, just a banana. And do you take vitamin supplements?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I eat bananas in the morning, this is just for my lunch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just recently started dieting, and trying to lose weight. What do you do about cravings?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drink water, by low calorie yogurt, apples and bananas...exercise

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know where you live.. but those prices would be like 3x that amount over here.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He did mention there was a buy 1 get 2 free special on the chicken. Take away the free ones and add $16 for a more accurate price.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either way, those veggies are good prices.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Southern California

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the Midwest. Moved from WI to PA and grocery bill doubled

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food in the states is always so much cheaper.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story. Can't believe what some of the rest of the world has to pay

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im in Canada and it's retarded. We often go to the states to buy stuff, even clothes are cheaper

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't know that. You'd think being so close it wouldn't be a substantial difference

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