Help! I'm stuck at a dealership in a snowstorm while my car is being fixed. Got any jokes?

Jan 23, 2017 4:56 PM

Seriously though... What's the best joke you know?

What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtle's back? A. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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swipe my credit card at the store today, the cashier said "strip down facing me" I was down to my underwear before I realized what she meant

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass!

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Where you at op ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Subaru dealership

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I see female legs there maybe they contain a good joke

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Ha ha she's an older "I'd like to talk to the manager" type...

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Ha ha she's an older "I'd like to talk to the manager" type...

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Only joke here is that you bought a Subaru!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seriously though. Bought a used outback and I've had way too many problems

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@OP, I'm just riding you like the two dolla whore that I am. Buy what you want. Just playin' around.

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That's the chance you take with any used car. Few people get rid of a car with no problems.

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