Jul 10, 2021 1:25 AM
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GothamGalInsomniac
I bet they “docked” his pay big time for that!
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Getting hit
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Dumb fucks could have easily split multiple people in half.
harrison100012
Would have cut the truck cab in half down there.Scary shit
QuiGonChuck
It would be awesome if the ship just took off after the last rope snapped
PunkThePanther
Just never used that port again
ezechiel71
Evergiven? Hold m’y beer!
Degarafarat
Warbunny5000
One important thing to point out, once that ship is in motion it’s not stopping quickly.
Mengmoshu
I wonder if the obvious churn from the prop is reverse?
RoyalOss
its going forward, slowly, but it seems to stopped the engine midway, but it ofc wont stop immediatly.
Xen300
Conclusion: you can't tow away the entire continent.
VastMajorityRule
Yeah, I'd be running not recording. That would half you if you're lucky.
HypnagogicHallucinations
If you're unlucky, it would double you.
Articate
Halve*, it’s a near homophone with half, so I’m only pointing this out since I was a bit confused by the sentence.
xETM
if cut in half is lucky, what's unlucky?
Bucushin
Near instant painful death vs slow drawn out hideously painful death?
+1 Asked and answered!
CanuckleheadChick
I don't see the problem til they have to dock again.
STINKPICKEL
First line that broke looks long enough to wrap around and foul the prop, that's a major problem, leaving the dock wt no power .
But I don't SEE the problem .
Nanuek
Pier pressure
Chilieater
Yes. Harder daddy.
wackochango1
Tell the new guy he's going to have to go underwater to cut the rope off the prop.
stonerhino
Yeah, just wait till that winds up in the prop...
OverTheEventHorizon
Oh yes. That’s a divers with knives job. Will hold the ship in port for days.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Trying to pull a superman and rewind time back to the 90’s. Godspeed little boat, Godspeed.
hammersquirrel
Solid craftsmanship on those lines tho
zeacorzeppelin10
Oh snap!
Pgoodso
Googling the boat name, this seems to be video of a 2008 incident in Savannah. This boat was struck by another, pushing it forward.
MokiYoki
The water below gives the impression that the propeller is going.
https://www.savannahnow.com/article/20080415/NEWS/304159920
SMarkt
like sulu in star trek.
CeruleanSky1988
Block and tackle only as strong as the weakest link. Good bye!
Sumdumguy42
Google the ship‘s name. They are constantly screwing up.
testaccount444
This isn't a "someone f'd up" situation. This is a "multiple teams failed to do their jobs at a basic level" situation.
glockaf
Or… A dispute about money with the dock, longshoreman, or Teamsters
th3guy
I recall when this was originally posted someone pointed out that this was probably a ship fleeing impound - you don’t accidentally do this.
Elkarlo77
M.V. Vecchio Bridge had so many smaller Accidents, it was sold to Japan to get a decent crew.
tinydog
Did you disengage the inertial dampeners?
NunyaBizness
Was expecting a burning rubber wheel stand
jebstat59365
When you forget to disengage the parking brake...
OrganizAlert
I forgot it once when coming back from groceries, noticed by the smell in garage, it's an old car and parking brake was weak hopefully :x
When you accidentally pop the clutch.
iwanttobebobdylan
I drove 60-ish miles in the Black Hills towing a trailer with the e-brake on. Car was never right again but I was Hail Mary-ing
an emergency life escape so it was totally worth it.
erroniousmaximus
Did that one (slightly). You notice pretty quick especially when slowing down that something is wrong. Ships this size would not really 1/
Notice the pull of the mooring lines as they are moving away from the pier.
FistfulOfAssholes
“But I love that sound. It’s a brilliant sound!”
kyzentun
> Man owns time machine for 900 years. > Never reads the driver's manual.
Kaptndammit
Blze001
How do you forget to untie the ship from the dock? Isn't that almost the first step?
In nautical speak, you unmoore the ship from the pier
HailHector
Almost the last step actually.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Lawyered
Seems like a flawless plan
Well, when I was trained and training for testing our engine pier side, we trained to prevent letting shaft rpm going too high to prevent 1/
Putting weight on the ship to not risk break the lines.
Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener ?
weidermeijer
You are a pilot, right?
Daywalker27
v
Perfzilla
jesus fuck imagine if that hit someone
IChangeMyNameForJokes
It's not delivery. It's Digiorno.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148950/Transformers-3-Gabriella-Cedillo-receives-18m-head-injuries-stunt.html
sundaymondayhippyday
Nasty....
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Will literally cut a human in half
qtRaven
Watch the movie Ghost Ship (2002) Has a great scene of this happening.
robdielemans
Cleft in twain.
GrosseChung
Y'know those slo-mo balloon popping videos? Yeah. Something like that.
MechanusIncarnate
they'd go through a person about as easily as air, so there wouldn't be much of a "hit"
Rehjee
Pink mist.
Selerox
I'm imagining that scene in Die Hard 3...
sandwichmunchies
I'd really rather not
gotchasucka
Mush
DeeDoubleYu
Shut up you idiot it's going fast enough!!
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Salsa
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Verde
Vapor
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Fun fact. It’s almost impossible to vaporize a human. Even Nukes can’t really do it. Too much matter to cleanly do. But I’m being pedantic
What if you're riding the nuke?
I only know cause I recently looked up instances of human vaporization out of curiosity and it’s very rare
MrMetroid
That is a fun fact thank you
navyjeff
In boot camp, they showed us videos of it with dummies and interviews with survivors.
Yupurineutah
somethingawesomeandgreat
Extreme jumper cables
Not a good day for jumprope.
AlmightyThor117
Guy in yellow was won a game of jump rope of death, guy in red has broken ankles at least
Haidere1988
Yellow shirt won hardcore jump rope twice in a row.
paperfanman
Guy in green smacked his face
Delta2Almanac
I don't think he has ankles anymore. ..
SerenePrincess013
Or much of anything below the knee.
Grimmy32
That...is an expensive fuck up. Just from the port fining the ship company alone.
catherinecc
They'll just change the name, drop the Panamanian flag and get a somolian one.
Whitemannatee
scotjam
Not this ship's fault (thanks @Pgoodso for posting but your comment was buried) https://www.savannahnow.com/article/20080415/NEWS/304159920
M4Firefly
nah. prolly around tree fiddy
aFadingMemory
How much you suppose just the rope cost?
SlamDunkYourPenguin
About tree fiddy
Centroid
No idea on cost, but those are cables not rope, so probably a lot. It most definitely fucked up whatever was holding them in place too.
Lowland
Hmmm pretty sure those are ropes, cables are only used in towing and anchoring
ApatheticEntropy
Just curious why you think those are cable and not rope?
theVAsucks365
They are rope. Rope does not rust, need lubricant, it floats, 5-10 times lighter, as strong as steel. Cost? US $10 or more/meter
In my mind ropes aren’t secure enough for things of this size/weight but I’ll admit I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about.
Aramid and similar fibers make for some pretty impressive ropes. I work in special effects and we fly people on ropes made from those fibers
[deleted]
I think you’d be surprised. Synthetic ropes made from aramid fibers are often stronger than steel cable of the same size.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Any deets on when this was posted? Maybe some sauce?
iReleaseEndorphins
So does the nations navy or coast guard go after them?
bgsteiner
Would be interesting to see one try to es ape some of the new magnetic docking clamps
LordElups
My thoughts too, he's burning rubber. Metaphorically.
RoscoePSoultrain
Tooting "Dixie" on his horns
You're right that you don't accidentally do this: it was struck by another boat, pushing it forward.
SimonGruberr
Thanks!
Oshjoshbagosh
The ship and the port are at fault. It's the port's job to untie the ship from the jetty and the ship's to bring in the lines. Both forgot.
Dafoosa2
Captains fault. The ship is innocent
strawmanAlert
How could something like that happen?
fbutt09
Little bit of incompetents sprinkled with some negligence
pflugerville
Lack of staff I'm guessing. Probably the most stressed industry since the pandemic. Hence rising cost of goods.
milkandwine
GIF predates the Pandemic but could still be staff related
Clinical dumbness
hiphopchinashop
I think I've got that. What meds do I need?
DoYouLikePinaColada
All of them
Just to be clear, anyone hit by that breaking cable would be killed.
Twzking
Happened at my work years ago. A line snapped and misted a crewmate.
lukeeoin365
Speak for yourself wimp!
prettydumb
thank you mr scientist
DerpMeister
You could sit in a car and still be cut in half.
CerisCinderwolf
Definitely having "Ghost Ship" vibes.
I feel like thats obvious but I overestimate people SOMEHOW
shyriath
Liven't.
stoutde
Right. Anyone care to figure out how many milliseconds it would take to die, and how many pieces the body would turn into?
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
Bifurcated, for sure
Eldricht
It's just an early cloning machine. First there was one of you, now there are several.
ComoSeIguana
cwbyboots
Looks like rope by the way ot moves.
WatermelonT
Chuck norris would catch with one hand and then the cable would die.
hamberglar
More than just killed, more like they'd find your ass in one parking lot and your head in another.
DeviousWay
Line. Metal cables don’t provide flex.
bloxxing
cut in half.
MrHappySmiles
Zippity bop pink mist?
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
The first thing I thought of was the scene from Die Hard with a Vengeance
DicksmackMcgee
You grab his legs.
nietzchebomb
And it will hurt the entire time you’re dying!
jobbybob
Just to be clear, holy fuck.
HUGHgReaction
Maybe a glancing blow might only rip a limb clean off
i2ocker89
Fuck that this guy recording is crazy what if the long part was on the other side and it whipped toward him....insane
crayons4all
No need to lose your head over it
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/05/23/18-5m-settlement-in-transformers-3-filming-accident/
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
They took half her brain, and only gave her $20 million…
charlottadupont
This one of the things I don't like about Mythbusters. They 'tested' this kind of thing and decided it wasn't a thing.
FrozenCoast
I can only assume they were myth busting the clean cut from ghost ship.
All I could think of was where a lady had her arm cut off by a snapped rope. I stopped watching MB after that, I couldn't enjoy it.
Durahl
Yeaa... Also, one of the reasons why I stay like the sun's distance away from anything even remotely thicker than a finger and at tension. ?
nat300Lord
Oh, thanks. I thought they would feel a slight tickle and giggle aloud. Hey, did you also know that large ships require really large ropes?
badpetrock
I've seen Ghost Ship. I know what happens.
FlyingDestinyTitan
I think you missspelled "obliberated" there
ATLandNerdy
Like, the guy filming it was in danger. Those are no joke. My grandfather was a captain and there was this guy always smoking by the mooring
And he always told the guy to stand clear, even started writing it in his log, the guy ended up cut in half by a cable, tried to blame it
On my grandad, the log saved him, showed he did what he could, had witnesses back him up. Those lines can break on a windy day not just
Because of a fuck up. Wind catches the ship, or an odd current, pop pop pop
beefosupremo
Killed so hard you get reincarnated into an abortion.
WilliamInman
My grampa was a Merchant Marine on a ship where there was a bad storm...someone went topside and a cable snapped. Legs gone.
thricebakedxyz
Phssh, we get it - the ship is strong
Duros62
PonyMadness
No it wasn't. They wouldn't have vehicles and people anywhere near the area where a strength test is being conducted.
hipifreq
Doubt, hard doubt with those vehicles driving around within slicing distance
curmudgeon91
We watched a guy get hit with highly tensioned cables on a construction site once. I was picking up a friend, and heard the bang. We looked>
>over just after it took off his head and a large chunk of shoulder. I have seen a lot in my life, but I wish I hadn't looked.
jansenart
@OP Him and the other 11 people next to him after being sawn cleanly in half.
matthewshort4609000
Mythbusters busted that
Mithi
Busted how?
profloyo
With that force you can probably split a building in half
ChicanoBatman
Saw this happen to a kid in Greece. Blew him back 20' and died instantly.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Anyone hit by a snapped rope used to stop a 13.5 ton barge will be killed, too.
SooperStanky
Bisected
KittenMagician
snapping lines like this of any size can seriously maim, amputate, or kill. one of the main reasine sailors/pirates had missing legs.
TeddyMoment
My ex-father in law saw a friend get cut in half by a snapping cable on a naval ship. The friend had one leg over each side of the cable...
pleaseacknowledgethecat
That’s horrifying!
itsallaboutthecones
So wait, they were cut vertically like I have to cut a hot dog to make sure my child doesn't choke on it? Bet he can't shake that image.
darkestkale
Yeah I would not be standing anywhere near this shit
lamalama13
Into tiny bits
BubblesTheFish
It would probably be the most painful way anybody has ever died too. Makes ya think.
Probably not 7 days of sepsis like Reinhard Heidrich.
MaxxStrike
Yup SnapBack makes the neck crack
datCookieGuy
Tis but a scratch!
GNiko
Cut in half, pretty much.
kd7uns
Pink mist...
Link01
If you're lucky. You'll probably be turned in to mush
cartherium
Half seems optimistic
mikeatc
Mythbusters Ep 62: Killer cable snaps. https://mythresults.com/episode62
ConcernedLiberal
Nice!
AtomicChipmunk
Okay. You go stand on the dock. I'll take notes from a very safe distance.
TheManana
That cable is significantly smaller than the ones used on these big bois, it would absolutely rip a person apart
Have you tested it on a pig or something similar to a human or are you assuming? It definitely looks like it could but I’m no expert
SirBagels
Mythbusters did. Without a weight on the end you struggle to cut. The Cables that have the mass to cut are larger than shown in media.
I don't know if splat into mist qualifies as rip, but you've nailed the end result.
imnotthatblonde
not really if its a loose cable, but the blunt force will fuck you up hard, if the cable is wrapped around you and goes tight then yeh
Bergleton
Psh you would
GroumphLePreux
Sliced into eternity.
CmfMttnPpl
You ever see the movie men of honor? With Cuba Gooding jr
immabearrawr
Yeah that scene was f-d
Ya but that man is a God damn legend
I WANT MY 12 COOKIE!!
Bob de Niro
Imustupvotealltacos
Killed into red mist
Thefear1984
Negative ghost rider, myth busted (MythBusters: Season 4, Episode 23)
acuteavocado7
how does one get a job standing in front of this cable? :(
BootyEaterBandit
You don’t need a job to stand there.
fluffleupagus
You okay, my dude?
BobertFrost
Do you need a hug?
GhostofCharlieKirk
It’s pink mist bro
Lierofox
Yeah they wouldn't just be killed, they'd explode.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Its like the slap of a million exploding suns
TheMouseOfMadness
ArgonSpark
Was his apartment rent controlled.
Mechwarrior719
What about his widow?
42Sqweegel
koops
Red mist? Ok!
chickenboo
She reminds me of Gozer in Ghostbusters
somethingnotoroginal
What is this movie?
CopaceticQuasar
It's a series on HBO called Raised By Wolves.
Thx!
Chronozon937
Reminds me of elfen lied, what is it?
corporaldickhead
.
Raised by wolves HBO Max series. Ridley Scott “Two androids are tasked with raising human children on a mysterious virgin planet; 1/2
the human colony threatens to be torn apart by religious differences, androids learn that controlling the beliefs of humans is a treacherous
Methoverdose
NotAWeebDesu
I had exactly the same thought XD
GothamGalInsomniac
I bet they “docked” his pay big time for that!
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Getting hit
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Dumb fucks could have easily split multiple people in half.
harrison100012
Would have cut the truck cab in half down there.Scary shit
QuiGonChuck
It would be awesome if the ship just took off after the last rope snapped
PunkThePanther
Just never used that port again
ezechiel71
Evergiven? Hold m’y beer!
Degarafarat
Warbunny5000
One important thing to point out, once that ship is in motion it’s not stopping quickly.
Mengmoshu
I wonder if the obvious churn from the prop is reverse?
RoyalOss
its going forward, slowly, but it seems to stopped the engine midway, but it ofc wont stop immediatly.
Xen300
Conclusion: you can't tow away the entire continent.
VastMajorityRule
Yeah, I'd be running not recording. That would half you if you're lucky.
HypnagogicHallucinations
If you're unlucky, it would double you.
Articate
Halve*, it’s a near homophone with half, so I’m only pointing this out since I was a bit confused by the sentence.
xETM
if cut in half is lucky, what's unlucky?
Bucushin
Near instant painful death vs slow drawn out hideously painful death?
xETM
+1 Asked and answered!
CanuckleheadChick
I don't see the problem til they have to dock again.
STINKPICKEL
First line that broke looks long enough to wrap around and foul the prop, that's a major problem, leaving the dock wt no power .
CanuckleheadChick
But I don't SEE the problem .
Nanuek
Pier pressure
Chilieater
Yes. Harder daddy.
wackochango1
Tell the new guy he's going to have to go underwater to cut the rope off the prop.
stonerhino
Yeah, just wait till that winds up in the prop...
OverTheEventHorizon
Oh yes. That’s a divers with knives job. Will hold the ship in port for days.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Trying to pull a superman and rewind time back to the 90’s. Godspeed little boat, Godspeed.
hammersquirrel
Solid craftsmanship on those lines tho
zeacorzeppelin10
Oh snap!
Pgoodso
Googling the boat name, this seems to be video of a 2008 incident in Savannah. This boat was struck by another, pushing it forward.
MokiYoki
The water below gives the impression that the propeller is going.
Pgoodso
https://www.savannahnow.com/article/20080415/NEWS/304159920
SMarkt
like sulu in star trek.
CeruleanSky1988
Block and tackle only as strong as the weakest link. Good bye!
Sumdumguy42
Google the ship‘s name. They are constantly screwing up.
testaccount444
This isn't a "someone f'd up" situation. This is a "multiple teams failed to do their jobs at a basic level" situation.
glockaf
Or… A dispute about money with the dock, longshoreman, or Teamsters
th3guy
I recall when this was originally posted someone pointed out that this was probably a ship fleeing impound - you don’t accidentally do this.
Elkarlo77
M.V. Vecchio Bridge had so many smaller Accidents, it was sold to Japan to get a decent crew.
tinydog
Did you disengage the inertial dampeners?
NunyaBizness
Was expecting a burning rubber wheel stand
jebstat59365
When you forget to disengage the parking brake...
OrganizAlert
I forgot it once when coming back from groceries, noticed by the smell in garage, it's an old car and parking brake was weak hopefully :x
AFistfulOfDollHairs
When you accidentally pop the clutch.
iwanttobebobdylan
I drove 60-ish miles in the Black Hills towing a trailer with the e-brake on. Car was never right again but I was Hail Mary-ing
iwanttobebobdylan
an emergency life escape so it was totally worth it.
erroniousmaximus
Did that one (slightly). You notice pretty quick especially when slowing down that something is wrong. Ships this size would not really 1/
erroniousmaximus
Notice the pull of the mooring lines as they are moving away from the pier.
FistfulOfAssholes
“But I love that sound. It’s a brilliant sound!”
kyzentun
> Man owns time machine for 900 years. > Never reads the driver's manual.
Kaptndammit
Blze001
How do you forget to untie the ship from the dock? Isn't that almost the first step?
QuiGonChuck
In nautical speak, you unmoore the ship from the pier
HailHector
Almost the last step actually.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Lawyered
th3guy
I recall when this was originally posted someone pointed out that this was probably a ship fleeing impound - you don’t accidentally do this.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Seems like a flawless plan
erroniousmaximus
Well, when I was trained and training for testing our engine pier side, we trained to prevent letting shaft rpm going too high to prevent 1/
erroniousmaximus
Putting weight on the ship to not risk break the lines.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener ?
weidermeijer
You are a pilot, right?
Daywalker27
Perfzilla
jesus fuck imagine if that hit someone
IChangeMyNameForJokes
It's not delivery. It's Digiorno.
Daywalker27
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2148950/Transformers-3-Gabriella-Cedillo-receives-18m-head-injuries-stunt.html
sundaymondayhippyday
Nasty....
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
Will literally cut a human in half
qtRaven
Watch the movie Ghost Ship (2002) Has a great scene of this happening.
robdielemans
Cleft in twain.
GrosseChung
Y'know those slo-mo balloon popping videos? Yeah. Something like that.
MechanusIncarnate
they'd go through a person about as easily as air, so there wouldn't be much of a "hit"
Rehjee
Pink mist.
Selerox
I'm imagining that scene in Die Hard 3...
sandwichmunchies
I'd really rather not
gotchasucka
Mush
DeeDoubleYu
Shut up you idiot it's going fast enough!!
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Salsa
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Verde
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Vapor
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Fun fact. It’s almost impossible to vaporize a human. Even Nukes can’t really do it. Too much matter to cleanly do. But I’m being pedantic
Perfzilla
What if you're riding the nuke?
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I only know cause I recently looked up instances of human vaporization out of curiosity and it’s very rare
MrMetroid
That is a fun fact thank you
navyjeff
In boot camp, they showed us videos of it with dummies and interviews with survivors.
Yupurineutah
somethingawesomeandgreat
Extreme jumper cables
kyzentun
Not a good day for jumprope.
AlmightyThor117
Guy in yellow was won a game of jump rope of death, guy in red has broken ankles at least
Haidere1988
Yellow shirt won hardcore jump rope twice in a row.
paperfanman
Guy in green smacked his face
Delta2Almanac
I don't think he has ankles anymore. ..
SerenePrincess013
Or much of anything below the knee.
Grimmy32
That...is an expensive fuck up. Just from the port fining the ship company alone.
catherinecc
They'll just change the name, drop the Panamanian flag and get a somolian one.
Whitemannatee
scotjam
Not this ship's fault (thanks @Pgoodso for posting but your comment was buried) https://www.savannahnow.com/article/20080415/NEWS/304159920
M4Firefly
nah. prolly around tree fiddy
aFadingMemory
How much you suppose just the rope cost?
SlamDunkYourPenguin
About tree fiddy
Centroid
No idea on cost, but those are cables not rope, so probably a lot. It most definitely fucked up whatever was holding them in place too.
Lowland
Hmmm pretty sure those are ropes, cables are only used in towing and anchoring
ApatheticEntropy
Just curious why you think those are cable and not rope?
theVAsucks365
They are rope. Rope does not rust, need lubricant, it floats, 5-10 times lighter, as strong as steel. Cost? US $10 or more/meter
Centroid
In my mind ropes aren’t secure enough for things of this size/weight but I’ll admit I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about.
ApatheticEntropy
Aramid and similar fibers make for some pretty impressive ropes. I work in special effects and we fly people on ropes made from those fibers
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ApatheticEntropy
I think you’d be surprised. Synthetic ropes made from aramid fibers are often stronger than steel cable of the same size.
th3guy
I recall when this was originally posted someone pointed out that this was probably a ship fleeing impound - you don’t accidentally do this.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Any deets on when this was posted? Maybe some sauce?
iReleaseEndorphins
So does the nations navy or coast guard go after them?
bgsteiner
Would be interesting to see one try to es ape some of the new magnetic docking clamps
LordElups
My thoughts too, he's burning rubber. Metaphorically.
RoscoePSoultrain
Tooting "Dixie" on his horns
Pgoodso
You're right that you don't accidentally do this: it was struck by another boat, pushing it forward.
Pgoodso
https://www.savannahnow.com/article/20080415/NEWS/304159920
SimonGruberr
Thanks!
Oshjoshbagosh
The ship and the port are at fault. It's the port's job to untie the ship from the jetty and the ship's to bring in the lines. Both forgot.
Dafoosa2
Captains fault. The ship is innocent
strawmanAlert
How could something like that happen?
fbutt09
Little bit of incompetents sprinkled with some negligence
pflugerville
Lack of staff I'm guessing. Probably the most stressed industry since the pandemic. Hence rising cost of goods.
milkandwine
GIF predates the Pandemic but could still be staff related
Oshjoshbagosh
Clinical dumbness
hiphopchinashop
I think I've got that. What meds do I need?
DoYouLikePinaColada
All of them
kyzentun
Just to be clear, anyone hit by that breaking cable would be killed.
Twzking
Happened at my work years ago. A line snapped and misted a crewmate.
lukeeoin365
Speak for yourself wimp!
prettydumb
thank you mr scientist
DerpMeister
You could sit in a car and still be cut in half.
CerisCinderwolf
Definitely having "Ghost Ship" vibes.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I feel like thats obvious but I overestimate people SOMEHOW
shyriath
Liven't.
stoutde
Right. Anyone care to figure out how many milliseconds it would take to die, and how many pieces the body would turn into?
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
Bifurcated, for sure
Eldricht
It's just an early cloning machine. First there was one of you, now there are several.
ComoSeIguana
cwbyboots
Looks like rope by the way ot moves.
WatermelonT
Chuck norris would catch with one hand and then the cable would die.
hamberglar
More than just killed, more like they'd find your ass in one parking lot and your head in another.
DeviousWay
Line. Metal cables don’t provide flex.
bloxxing
cut in half.
MrHappySmiles
Zippity bop pink mist?
AmishBarn420RaiseIt
The first thing I thought of was the scene from Die Hard with a Vengeance
DicksmackMcgee
You grab his legs.
nietzchebomb
And it will hurt the entire time you’re dying!
jobbybob
Just to be clear, holy fuck.
HUGHgReaction
Maybe a glancing blow might only rip a limb clean off
i2ocker89
Fuck that this guy recording is crazy what if the long part was on the other side and it whipped toward him....insane
crayons4all
No need to lose your head over it
Daywalker27
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/05/23/18-5m-settlement-in-transformers-3-filming-accident/
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
They took half her brain, and only gave her $20 million…
charlottadupont
This one of the things I don't like about Mythbusters. They 'tested' this kind of thing and decided it wasn't a thing.
FrozenCoast
I can only assume they were myth busting the clean cut from ghost ship.
charlottadupont
All I could think of was where a lady had her arm cut off by a snapped rope. I stopped watching MB after that, I couldn't enjoy it.
Durahl
Yeaa... Also, one of the reasons why I stay like the sun's distance away from anything even remotely thicker than a finger and at tension. ?
nat300Lord
Oh, thanks. I thought they would feel a slight tickle and giggle aloud. Hey, did you also know that large ships require really large ropes?
badpetrock
I've seen Ghost Ship. I know what happens.
FlyingDestinyTitan
I think you missspelled "obliberated" there
ATLandNerdy
Like, the guy filming it was in danger. Those are no joke. My grandfather was a captain and there was this guy always smoking by the mooring
ATLandNerdy
And he always told the guy to stand clear, even started writing it in his log, the guy ended up cut in half by a cable, tried to blame it
ATLandNerdy
On my grandad, the log saved him, showed he did what he could, had witnesses back him up. Those lines can break on a windy day not just
ATLandNerdy
Because of a fuck up. Wind catches the ship, or an odd current, pop pop pop
beefosupremo
Killed so hard you get reincarnated into an abortion.
WilliamInman
My grampa was a Merchant Marine on a ship where there was a bad storm...someone went topside and a cable snapped. Legs gone.
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thricebakedxyz
Phssh, we get it - the ship is strong
Duros62
PonyMadness
No it wasn't. They wouldn't have vehicles and people anywhere near the area where a strength test is being conducted.
hipifreq
Doubt, hard doubt with those vehicles driving around within slicing distance
curmudgeon91
We watched a guy get hit with highly tensioned cables on a construction site once. I was picking up a friend, and heard the bang. We looked>
curmudgeon91
>over just after it took off his head and a large chunk of shoulder. I have seen a lot in my life, but I wish I hadn't looked.
jansenart
@OP Him and the other 11 people next to him after being sawn cleanly in half.
matthewshort4609000
Mythbusters busted that
Mithi
Busted how?
profloyo
With that force you can probably split a building in half
ChicanoBatman
Saw this happen to a kid in Greece. Blew him back 20' and died instantly.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Anyone hit by a snapped rope used to stop a 13.5 ton barge will be killed, too.
SooperStanky
Bisected
KittenMagician
snapping lines like this of any size can seriously maim, amputate, or kill. one of the main reasine sailors/pirates had missing legs.
TeddyMoment
My ex-father in law saw a friend get cut in half by a snapping cable on a naval ship. The friend had one leg over each side of the cable...
pleaseacknowledgethecat
That’s horrifying!
itsallaboutthecones
So wait, they were cut vertically like I have to cut a hot dog to make sure my child doesn't choke on it? Bet he can't shake that image.
darkestkale
Yeah I would not be standing anywhere near this shit
lamalama13
Into tiny bits
BubblesTheFish
It would probably be the most painful way anybody has ever died too. Makes ya think.
catherinecc
Probably not 7 days of sepsis like Reinhard Heidrich.
MaxxStrike
Yup SnapBack makes the neck crack
datCookieGuy
Tis but a scratch!
GNiko
Cut in half, pretty much.
kd7uns
Pink mist...
Link01
If you're lucky. You'll probably be turned in to mush
cartherium
Half seems optimistic
mikeatc
Mythbusters Ep 62: Killer cable snaps. https://mythresults.com/episode62
ConcernedLiberal
Nice!
AtomicChipmunk
Okay. You go stand on the dock. I'll take notes from a very safe distance.
TheManana
That cable is significantly smaller than the ones used on these big bois, it would absolutely rip a person apart
mikeatc
Have you tested it on a pig or something similar to a human or are you assuming? It definitely looks like it could but I’m no expert
SirBagels
Mythbusters did. Without a weight on the end you struggle to cut. The Cables that have the mass to cut are larger than shown in media.
SirBagels
I don't know if splat into mist qualifies as rip, but you've nailed the end result.
imnotthatblonde
not really if its a loose cable, but the blunt force will fuck you up hard, if the cable is wrapped around you and goes tight then yeh
Bergleton
Psh you would
GroumphLePreux
Sliced into eternity.
CmfMttnPpl
You ever see the movie men of honor? With Cuba Gooding jr
immabearrawr
Yeah that scene was f-d
CmfMttnPpl
Ya but that man is a God damn legend
mikeatc
I WANT MY 12 COOKIE!!
mikeatc
Bob de Niro
Imustupvotealltacos
Killed into red mist
Thefear1984
Negative ghost rider, myth busted (MythBusters: Season 4, Episode 23)
acuteavocado7
how does one get a job standing in front of this cable? :(
BootyEaterBandit
You don’t need a job to stand there.
fluffleupagus
You okay, my dude?
BobertFrost
Do you need a hug?
GhostofCharlieKirk
It’s pink mist bro
Lierofox
Yeah they wouldn't just be killed, they'd explode.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Its like the slap of a million exploding suns
TheMouseOfMadness
ArgonSpark
Was his apartment rent controlled.
Mechwarrior719
What about his widow?
42Sqweegel
koops
Red mist? Ok!
chickenboo
She reminds me of Gozer in Ghostbusters
somethingnotoroginal
What is this movie?
CopaceticQuasar
It's a series on HBO called Raised By Wolves.
somethingnotoroginal
Thx!
Chronozon937
Reminds me of elfen lied, what is it?
corporaldickhead
.
koops
Raised by wolves HBO Max series. Ridley Scott “Two androids are tasked with raising human children on a mysterious virgin planet; 1/2
koops
the human colony threatens to be torn apart by religious differences, androids learn that controlling the beliefs of humans is a treacherous
Methoverdose
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NotAWeebDesu
I had exactly the same thought XD