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Mar 7, 2018 4:55 AM

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Wife sent me these since we relate to this so much!
Source: kellieandpete

I’m sending this to my gf because this is exactly us lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just warming him up for the strap on

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know women like that ....unfortunately haven't hooked up with any of them

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For Pete’s sake, Kellie, stop dicking around!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A wish a girl would penetrate me. I mean, what?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My girlfriend does this to me all the time and now it’s just like a normal thing but she’s like significantly shorter than me

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaimsoalone

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I do this to my boyfriend, he looks about as pleased as the guy in the drawing

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

i did this once and my bf was dead serious turned around and said "Please do not do that, ever."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She must really have you pegged.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mine likes to tinkle my dinkle when im asleep. She also puts her finger in my butt hole whenever i bend over.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Teach woman not to rape!!

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Wait, isnt it assault if its non-consentual? Cute post, but when I think of guys I know who have been assaulted it makes me cringe.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

This would only be one second of the interaction, there very well could've been talks of consent prior to this snap shot.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

wow. spousal molestation is funny when it happens to the guy apparently

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So spousal molestation is funny when it happens to the guy, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#metoo

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

pound me too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember ladies consent is sexy

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

No means GO!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes means yes!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's better when she wears the strap on. But she isnt allowed to make my penis talk. That's my business.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

She's only allowed to make your penis cry, amirite

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My first wife did that. My second wife doesn't. RIP first wife.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

wha ... what happened? :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First wife died from diabetes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made a post about this once... glad to see it’s more common than people gave me credit for

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@skilledmechanic im not the only one who does this

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I have also just tagged my husband in this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Showed my bf and said exact thing lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Is it a popular fantasy for women to penetrate someone with a dick?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As a lesbian, yes. v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeos

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmmm, mmhmm.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's all fun in games until he likes it.

8 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 12

lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or its all fun & games until someone gets an eye put out, wrong hole?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you have much fun then because that's when the good stuff starts!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No, its still fun and games then.

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 3

Yep...love when "we should sleep" turns into another round of brown chicken brown cow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know it's got something to do with butt stuff, but I don't fully understand this metaphor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has nothing to do with butt stuff...just sex in general.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

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Saved

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?1

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

the thoughts of a new convict

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8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

ALL MIGHT IS HERE!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He’s laughing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DETUROITUU SUUUMASHUUUU!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

just use the shining dragon

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

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I like how no 1 has even attempted to reply to that post XD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wish mine did that

8 years ago | Likes 581 Dislikes 11

I wish mine would stop yelling to let her out of the basement

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She does you one below, she breaks up with you. (As in youeex)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? Was a talking snake?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm standing right outside your window, i promise to do everything, if not more, that lady is doing in the comics to you.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Only if you brought your strap-on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it was over when you wore the strap-on

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've clearly told mine that she is allowed to grope me anytime she wants. Uh-huh she says and continues playing candy crush.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Wow she resisted that incredible seduction?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No, you don’t. I had a girl like this. I almost killed my self to get away from her...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

K

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's affection, and there's personal space being invaded constantly

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So true!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

show of dominance. but you do realize that husbands/bfs do this, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course I do, men are by nature prone to domineering behavior

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Have you told her that?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Same here and yes. And every time I bring it up, All and I hear back is “you’re never satisfied” then the fight begins.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Break up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you satisfy her enough ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I wish i had one

8 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 1

I have one and I can confirm that Pete is worth the effort.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asshole? You need to see a doctor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a sex change then

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Be what you want in life?

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And marry the first guy.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This thread brought to you by SexualConsent

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Me too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You and me both.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish mine did anything

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Yeah that'd be the drawback of necrophilia

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

timing is everything. You need to wait until the gases make them move, but befor they inflate them

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

for a little extra tickle add maggots.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bury her and get a fresh one.

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As a wife I concur these are accurate

8 years ago | Likes 410 Dislikes 8

Same

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay man I concur these are accurate

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Yuuuup. Also wife, also accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well... v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love that movie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr Swain

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with you. After awhile it's just annoying.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Too much of a good thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a gf that would do that shit all the time. At first it was funny...but then it never stopped. It was a little concerning after a while.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Freud has something to say about that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Honey, this penis envy of yours is starting to worry me a bit."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same... Then we broke up and now I miss it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My ex would do it as well. It was only an issue when I needed to sleep and she wouldn't leave me alone.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah she's a ex now. It was funny at first. Then after a couple months I was tired of it (no I didn't break up w/ her over that)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

she was gently nudging you towards giving pegging a chance

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeaaah I got that. No that wasn't going to happen

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

your loss honestly. a prostate is a terrible thing to let go to waste

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eh, just not my thing. Not judging the people who are into it. Just not my thing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

are you single?

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

Its a trap! His username says Mr. Swain

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

none of you understand. I'm not trapped up in here with YOU. You're trapped up in here with ME

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also wondering

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Username is relevant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

"As a wife..."

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Wooooosh

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

The sound of a intern joke going over his head

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Welcome to imgur!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you're into pegging... Am I reading this right?

8 years ago | Likes 255 Dislikes 6

What about pegging on the first date?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pooping part is just the start of the fun!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pegging PSA (from a gay guy): lots of lube, and lay on your back. Being on your back is by far the easiest position with smallest pain.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

That's not how we straight people do it. We do it "by accident", and just ram it home. Ask any woman.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

And it's easy to remember the number of women who discovered their love for anal this way - it's 0.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

Jesus christ

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

You've never tried it? You're missing out...

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 16

There's a lot to enjoy.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

GUYS, THIS WIFEY OWNS A STRAP ON!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah it’s pretty amazing

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

I never stated my level of involvement. Just asked if I was reading it right.

8 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 4

Not sure if lawyer or IANAL

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Awesome Comment

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The most clever thing I'll ever achieve. Thanks for your appreciation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0