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Wife sent me these since we relate to this so much!
Source: kellieandpete
Mar 7, 2018 4:55 AM
strikerstevo
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Wife sent me these since we relate to this so much!
Source: kellieandpete
lockdawg
I’m sending this to my gf because this is exactly us lol
NorthernBoy94
Just warming him up for the strap on
pumpuppthesoundwaves
I know women like that ....unfortunately haven't hooked up with any of them
Vestedbenefits
For Pete’s sake, Kellie, stop dicking around!
ChloePrice
A wish a girl would penetrate me. I mean, what?
kaisers0935
My girlfriend does this to me all the time and now it’s just like a normal thing but she’s like significantly shorter than me
FluentPenguin
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaimsoalone
MissT
I do this to my boyfriend, he looks about as pleased as the guy in the drawing
kissmycamry
i did this once and my bf was dead serious turned around and said "Please do not do that, ever."
XrayAgent
She must really have you pegged.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Mine likes to tinkle my dinkle when im asleep. She also puts her finger in my butt hole whenever i bend over.
amstelx
Teach woman not to rape!!
CheshiresShadow
TheHentaiWizard
tsunamisue
Wait, isnt it assault if its non-consentual? Cute post, but when I think of guys I know who have been assaulted it makes me cringe.
RdizzyC
This would only be one second of the interaction, there very well could've been talks of consent prior to this snap shot.
Mimikyu778
wow. spousal molestation is funny when it happens to the guy apparently
strawberrycocoa
So spousal molestation is funny when it happens to the guy, apparently.
generousmon
#metoo
TomZarekVP
pound me too
chinesemario
Remember ladies consent is sexy
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
No means GO!
lafemmenikita
Yes means yes!
AGiantSlor
It's better when she wears the strap on. But she isnt allowed to make my penis talk. That's my business.
shhep
She's only allowed to make your penis cry, amirite
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
My first wife did that. My second wife doesn't. RIP first wife.
Musal
wha ... what happened? :(
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
First wife died from diabetes.
saintnicklaus
I made a post about this once... glad to see it’s more common than people gave me credit for
cab435
Fuckoffcharlie
@skilledmechanic im not the only one who does this
ButWhyThough
I have also just tagged my husband in this.
Prineatrick
Showed my bf and said exact thing lol
Khaotix11
Is it a popular fantasy for women to penetrate someone with a dick?
DoYouHaveYourTowel
As a lesbian, yes.
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bargainrey
Yeos
pleaseuseotherdoor
Mmmm, mmhmm.
OdiumToJoy
It's all fun in games until he likes it.
rundogrun
lmao
jhoonbee3000
Or its all fun & games until someone gets an eye put out, wrong hole?
turningthei
I don't think you have much fun then because that's when the good stuff starts!
LitchLitch
No, its still fun and games then.
CrazyCatLad
Yep...love when "we should sleep" turns into another round of brown chicken brown cow.
ingelri
I know it's got something to do with butt stuff, but I don't fully understand this metaphor.
CrazyCatLad
It has nothing to do with butt stuff...just sex in general.
Daemon7777
You sure?
Monfreid
YesImThatMrTrebus
MisterLemons
Apostraphie1217
oldarchive
Saved
rockerBOO
TurtleBrawler
ZT369
Draevan13
Emperorofman
the thoughts of a new convict
ILovePolarBears
HankyDaddy
ALL MIGHT IS HERE!
KiwiGameDev
He’s laughing!
XxJackOfTradesxX
DETUROITUU SUUUMASHUUUU!
NotABench
GriffithDidEverythingWrong
just use the shining dragon
STABYMCSHANK
STGxDante
I like how no 1 has even attempted to reply to that post XD
YourEx
i wish mine did that
pirogoth7
I wish mine would stop yelling to let her out of the basement
pareidoliaperson
She does you one below, she breaks up with you. (As in youeex)
Dorty
What? Was a talking snake?
shreddedking
I'm standing right outside your window, i promise to do everything, if not more, that lady is doing in the comics to you.
Smayds
Only if you brought your strap-on.
YourEx
it was over when you wore the strap-on
fluortanten
I've clearly told mine that she is allowed to grope me anytime she wants. Uh-huh she says and continues playing candy crush.
KoalasArentReal
Wow she resisted that incredible seduction?
djblackeye
No, you don’t. I had a girl like this. I almost killed my self to get away from her...
iarecow
K
jakeinthehood
There's affection, and there's personal space being invaded constantly
golickafrozenpole
So true!
pandro
show of dominance. but you do realize that husbands/bfs do this, right?
jakeinthehood
Of course I do, men are by nature prone to domineering behavior
LitchLitch
Have you told her that?
Muhfynmann2
Same here and yes. And every time I bring it up, All and I hear back is “you’re never satisfied” then the fight begins.
LitchLitch
Break up
FatGovernor
Do you satisfy her enough ?
ChuckFinland
I wish i had one
Sambalele
I have one and I can confirm that Pete is worth the effort.
KathyChung
Asshole? You need to see a doctor
alittletime
Get a sex change then
MasterDark001
Be what you want in life?
EidrienSavestheworld
soontobefree
And marry the first guy.
SexualConsent
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VerifiedCollegeKid
MrWalker78
Me too.
SpaceEagle63
You and me both.
slinkhi
I wish mine did anything
ILikeToReplyWithGifs
IamSecretlyaRobot
Yeah that'd be the drawback of necrophilia
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
timing is everything. You need to wait until the gases make them move, but befor they inflate them
AkLonewolf
for a little extra tickle add maggots.
MalletBallet
Bury her and get a fresh one.
SmooveDoober
PamelaBeeslyHalpert
As a wife I concur these are accurate
Pookiemonsters
Same
Dodain
As a gay man I concur these are accurate
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
Yuuuup. Also wife, also accurate.
Monfreid
Well...
v
CheetoFingers1
I love that movie
chazez
Mr Swain
PamelaBeeslyHalpert
Hahaha
FarNorthFarLeft
I'm with you. After awhile it's just annoying.
PamelaBeeslyHalpert
Too much of a good thing
kah929
Had a gf that would do that shit all the time. At first it was funny...but then it never stopped. It was a little concerning after a while.
DamnTXyouhot
Freud has something to say about that
Arcanum3000
"Honey, this penis envy of yours is starting to worry me a bit."
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Same... Then we broke up and now I miss it
SmileyBonesArt
My ex would do it as well. It was only an issue when I needed to sleep and she wouldn't leave me alone.
kah929
Yeah she's a ex now. It was funny at first. Then after a couple months I was tired of it (no I didn't break up w/ her over that)
fnhngest
she was gently nudging you towards giving pegging a chance
kah929
Yeaaah I got that. No that wasn't going to happen
fnhngest
your loss honestly. a prostate is a terrible thing to let go to waste
kah929
Eh, just not my thing. Not judging the people who are into it. Just not my thing
shreddedking
are you single?
Dalias3000
Its a trap! His username says Mr. Swain
shreddedking
none of you understand. I'm not trapped up in here with YOU. You're trapped up in here with ME
DidntGetTheReference
Also wondering
PoliticalWanderer
Username is relevant.
Arnaldi
"As a wife..."
Bean27
FoodAndAlcoholism
Wooooosh
lockd
The sound of a intern joke going over his head
AltMelodium
Welcome to imgur!
PeterMerkin
So you're into pegging... Am I reading this right?
Satherian
What about pegging on the first date?
Barbarian90001
The pooping part is just the start of the fun!
turningthei
Pegging PSA (from a gay guy): lots of lube, and lay on your back. Being on your back is by far the easiest position with smallest pain.
rezpawner
That's not how we straight people do it. We do it "by accident", and just ram it home. Ask any woman.
rezpawner
And it's easy to remember the number of women who discovered their love for anal this way - it's 0.
turningthei
Jesus christ
strikerstevo
You've never tried it? You're missing out...
DoublevBomb
There's a lot to enjoy.
ohdearohdearohdeer
GUYS, THIS WIFEY OWNS A STRAP ON!
HOWBOI
Yeah it’s pretty amazing
PeterMerkin
I never stated my level of involvement. Just asked if I was reading it right.
NeverCast
Not sure if lawyer or IANAL
FuzzyNutSak
Awesome Comment
NeverCast
The most clever thing I'll ever achieve. Thanks for your appreciation.