The Beast! - Coolest car this side of 007

Mar 7, 2016 2:41 PM

DarmokatTanagra

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So the president is safe?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The main question is, why is this necessary? Think about it, and now downvote or maybe not?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're forgetting bat mobile

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Puts finger to the ear*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All this to prevent DC cops from dragging him out of the car. We need more than body cameras, America.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can it protect against the false steel-melting ability of jet fuel?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 7, 2016 7:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Bah, my old '98 Volvo is still tougher then that.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is it nuke proof?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop fucking reposting this shit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I seem to remember it was stopped by a speed bump in ireland

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Can confirm, I done seened it in person

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the decoy Beast.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They finally got it right since JFK

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Dublin roads incapacitated it up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to a police camp as a kid and the secret service brought in one of their SUV's, and the tires are actually solid rubber.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It also has two unlabeled and easy to mix up buttons: one causes an oil slick behind the car to stop followers, the other is an ejector seat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oil slick? What about the bullets in front or spiked spinners coming out the wheel caps?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol at least wait a week to repost man XD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was new to me! I didn't know, I promise!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Typical American overreaction: shoot one president in an open top convertible, respond by building a tank on wheels...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

If you shoot him in there next step is an aircraft carrier on wheels with wings

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't give 'm any ideas!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they carry blood around for him at all times? wait, is obama a vampire?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Have we ever seen him eating garlic?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They do more than that. The presidential DNA is protected. So if the prez does the doo in a public toilet, a staffer has to collect it. (1)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is to ensure that no foreign govts get access to his DNA profile. Source: friend of mine was WHCA. (2)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a good policy since Reagan's near bleed out cos John Hinckley

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the driver can react like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWy4P5uXqgE&t=70

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This actually looks like a good show. lol.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: This is near the end of the first episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTG5p4wEAAM

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's phenomenal. Gets weaker in seasons 4-7, but Seasons 1-3 Are some of the finest hours of TV ever created.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get all the armor and bullet proof glass, i mean if Obama was going to shoot someone he would have done it by now.

10 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 3

If he does a drive-by on Trump I'll give everyone a dollar.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bravo sir

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, I didn't want to laugh at that. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This needs to be top comment. It NEEDS to be.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Got ya fam

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not because I want any of President to get hurt, but I do wonder how it would fare against an IED, Iraqi style.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn I'm making a lot of typos this morning. I don't want any of our Presidents to get hurt, is what I meant.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong, but i believe this this is supposed to be able to take an IED or a lot of other explosives and keep anyone inside alive.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Older version was sold to the president of Georgia (country) a while back. Survived a direct hit by a RPG

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would assume so. I know we reached a point where it was impossible to add any more armor to our vehicles over there and still be 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tactical with them, but obviously that isn't the concern with the President's vehicle.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't the I for Improvised which makes me think this sophisticated of a vehicle could probably withstand anything that can be improvised

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Improvised included 155 mm artillery rounds. Those things will tear through armor like a knife through butter.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An 8 inch armored door and steel plate? I was saying IED couldn't be powerful just that the Beast was more so. but hey I don't know.

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