MRW Someone tells me they thought I was a toad

Dec 21, 2021 2:51 AM

NimbleDickCrabb

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Course it's Pete, look at him

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You…you’re a dick crabb…is that a type of toad?

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So it makes sense?

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Where the fuck have you been? This is my reaction to the entire last four years of EVERYTHING. Half of everyone is fucking nuts.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew you was a hogwollip

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So… you’re saying you are not a toad?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

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Woahhhhhhhh-ohhhh Deaaath. WOAHHHHHHHH-OHHHH DEATH! WON'T YOU SPAAARE ME OOooOOVER ANOTHER yeeaar...

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She R-U-N-N-O-F-T

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Hop in fellers, I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

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You men from the bank!?

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No. I never was a toad.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well that was our mistake then.

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Wait you're, in fact, not a toad?

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“That was our mistake.”

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If you haven’t yet, check out this song: Harvester of Constant Sorrow https://youtu.be/UVOBYmLbzWc

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Your username is giving me all kinds of old school recognition vibes. I salute you!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Handcrafted with love and whiskey.

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Now I wonder how a modern interpretation of other Greek classics would pan out. Oedipus would prolly be less weird than the original

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/a/ThUxk

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Copy the image not the link

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*link to the image

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Care. For some gopher?

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A third of gopher would only rouse my appetite without bedding it back down

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Pretty sure you meant to say "croak".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

To everyone showing appreciation to the soundtrack: let's acknowledge the Jesus Christ Superstar sound track with Ted Neely. Golden.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These two movies have great soundtracks. Period.

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Watching Oh Brother right now.....

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You’re clearly a nimble dick crab. Not a toad. Duh

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Was this right after they licked you?

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How much booms did they take?

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I'm the got dang Pater familias

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But you are not bonafide!

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Stay out of Woolsworth!

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Funniest scene in the entire movie. Not quite a scene, more of a line, but another is “Well I’ll only be 82!”

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Do not fleek for pleasure?

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O Brother Where Art Thou? has one of the best soundtrack in movies.

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Agree!

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I'm a 32 year old metalhead in a management, and I sing the entire soundtrack regularly. Go to sleep ya little baby..

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It’s like the Coen Brothers made a mixed tape just for you!

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Yeah but they had to cover George Clooneys whole face for "man of constant sorrow" because he was that bad at the lip synch

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When they showed up onstage, his mouth is uncovered the whole scene.

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Yeah that always confused me too because it's clear in the radio station they avoid showing his mouth

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Absolutely. One of my work’s stations has a bunch from it and it’s the only one that makes me smile through my days.

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????

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Also the laundry/river scene is the sexiest laundry scene in cinema history

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Most definitely the Sirens.

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I SEENEM FIRST

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You're a horny toad!

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