jackiechansnose
78087
1988
80
A girl's gotta be careful in this day and age.
Thanks @pinnapleassplay for helping me edit. You're my one true lesbromance, no homo tho
Jul 31, 2016 4:31 PM
jackiechansnose
78087
1988
80
A girl's gotta be careful in this day and age.
Thanks @pinnapleassplay for helping me edit. You're my one true lesbromance, no homo tho
DeadManWalkingTall
I dont understand anyone putting themselves out there like that, just begging to be chopped to bits & stashed in some nutjobs freezer. FFS.
TheGiggityGuy
Can we see the psycho's response?
bloxman
She's not wrong
Basher626
I'd be more scared of the blue texter vs the white texter...
Dani3113
So true. Guys don't realize how careful we have to be. I have to think like a criminal to stay safe haha
GetSchwifty
Chloroform doesnt work that way though. So probably just knock you out with blunt force.
tysayer
Saturday’s huh...
pendelum
I remember the first time this never happened to anyone ever and all you fuckers are delusional.
jbilly90
Hahaha i think the same way
AwkwardGirl4691
Well O.O
Velexis
Well, that's not quite as bad as her keeping you awake while harvesting your organs and wearing your skin as a headdress. Could be worse.
pawstomper
This is why I refuse to date.
allofasuddeninfantdeathsyndrome
That escalated quickly
menellus
While I would normally recommend just not leaving a public place on the first date, his first 4 messages definitely merit a "no, thanks."
notme222
I have similar responses to "Ask her out. The worst she can say is 'no'." We'd get along, you and I. From a distance, obviously.
BroJustDont
+1 for "from a distance"
RC1359
I want to hear these similar responses
TheKetchup
Wait... That's the worst? Go for it!
blow14me
Saw a guy get turned down so hard bc he bought coffee for a complete stranger and tried to pick her up with it. She didn't give any fucks
blow14me
About turning him down but he was so butt hurt like it was all her fault. Like she owed him something bc he was trying to be romantic.
blow14me
I said, well, she didn't ask you to be romantic. Honestly the first thought that runs through a woman's head when a drink is offered
blow14me
By a stranger is, wtf did you put in it? No, a girl can't be too careful now a days. Surprised he didn't hate text back.
bunnypoppop2
This is how you flirt in 2016
jackiechansnose
So I am doing it right ;) ;)
ErogenousEnigma
Just normal lady fears.
magicpantsmcd
HalfJudPrince
and I'm Samantha
SlayTheMuff
Who let Marahall drink a daiquri?
MidnightRising
Trust me, there's only one person that's looking like a psychopath here, and it's you.
NikoPhiNiko
I wanted a lesbromance =(
bongobongobongosohappyinthecongo
How romantic!
StoneDish
batmanmf
I think lesbromance is probably an unnecessarily overly complex version of lesbifriend.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
... but lesbros are the best kind of bros
jackiechansnose
Either way you slice it, it's still gonna be a mouthful
sambekal
I've never heard either term so I appreciate the education..
Dat1gai
jesus christ woman you clearly have been watching to many horror movies and dating the wrong kinda guys
ekstw
Chloroform takes too long to be effective. Should have used ether instead.
Your90sSexualFantasy
My headdress dried out. Not enough lotion.
StaringAtSidewalks
You needed to put more lotion in the basket.
honeybadgerdanger
It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Shitposting2017
"You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!!!"
Kappalicious
I only know that because of c9 n0thing
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
AttentiveSole6
+1 because I am listening to them right now
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Goodbye horses
honeybadgerdanger
I'm crying over you
PartyGhost
BexGH
The power of Christ compels you, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
Your90sSexualFantasy
cookseancook
And now this will reach the frontpage, for all the world, including the sender to see. What's the worst that could happen?
jackiechansnose
Worth it. I'll pimp him out for fake internet points
Wadup
Now I am just curious to his response and what the actual context was.
IDontKnowWhatShouldIPutHere
The question is, did you go on a date with him?
cookseancook
I was hoping for a more detailed thought experiment of what could go wrong, à la the original post.
PineappleAssPlay
Who the fuck is pinnapleassplay?
jackiechansnose
I'm so sorry...I got too excited. Look at the points we have!!! We're makin it big
PineappleAssPlay
We need to post what happened next. If you make it the FP, that is.
jackiechansnose
The WHOLE story? Idk man, I'm still cringing. I'll never look at hot dogs the same way again
PineappleAssPlay
The hug is my favorite part.
IDontKnowWhatShouldIPutHere
You reached fp, now tell us what happened