OctopussSevenTwo
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Not my car.
Jun 29, 2020 2:56 AM
OctopussSevenTwo
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Not my car.
CaptWorld
Nice Car
Walmartstallwithnolock
ArtofRuin
BeTheHammer
Pff left em off easy. I sit in my car for lunch and someone walked right up to my car and bent down to look at the headlight /1
BeTheHammer
And then I honked the horn to scare the crap out of them
UnicornCock
When the hood ornamen is also a trunk ornament
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
I heard she kept cumming back for more.
NetProfit
I think I have just discovered a new fetish.
Linkz12
Hey Paige here it comes
Mokelzwerg
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
HoistTheShank
I thought that sound was the car's alarm
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
Now if only there was a way to protect one's posts against your reposts...
grrayghost
kaijuuGold
pop goes the weasel
ZiegfeldDeVil
Why do I feel like this is Nergal
xxMiTuxx
Nergal is Polish, this dude speaks Russian.
TheGreatWizpoo
skillerious
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Nii-san!!
Ihoardboxes
Staged
SpanishLisp
That squeak tho.
IWantToHugEveryCat
This was posted earlier but didn't show hood ornament going down. So I just thought girl was just sitting on it and got scared of the sound.
JasonThorn
Someone got their Christmas goose early this year.
Ididntwantthis
Bonchoman
Twisted9Demented
This will be the one reason why I would like to buy this. Thst is if I would ever afford one
buzburbank
So THAT's why they call it the Spirit of Ecstasy.
DraxCleveland
Smaller than the used to be. Remember seeing one in my review mirror taking up the height of the back window. WTF... oh, RR nevermind
ImJustAGigolo
That is a great car joke! Well played.
dodoodoodoodoo
Griffen8280
Is that the car making that high pitched noise or the woman?
RalphH
It now is wet.
jesusisherelookbusy
Bojovnik84
That's probably his gf.
PrincessLeliana
I love how you can understand "Here watch this" in any language
TheBestRussian
“These chicks are taking photos... here comes a surprise”
becausesoupwascold
”A girl taking a picture... surprise... haha”
Titty5prinkles
Most appreciated use of this meme.
Vesane
What words does he say? I feel like he sounds German, yet I think I hear Девочка at the start
Vesane
And сюрприз at the end
cookiepussnboots
The russian word for surprise is surprise?
Vesane
Или удивление или неожиданность?
YotusLotus
Seriously those hood ornaments can break off easily, so f you if you do this.
nissanautismo
Actually the owner made the hood ornament pop up while she sat on it, I'd be much more worried about that super expensive paintjob.
jojoyojimbi
no fuck the person that thinks they can sit on the hood of OTHER PEOPLES quarter million dollar cars
dustball23
Not off a nice car. Even Mercedes ones are crazy hard to remove
LeJoop
Especially because it's a known problem that people try and steal them off of the car
Studoku
Simpsons did it.
ButtmoTerror
I would to, that's 1/4 mil sitting in that drive
HedonistBeard
Shit, you're overpaying. You can get kids like that for way less.
Identitytheft
AnUpvote
He's right, I paid 200 for one whole night!
Scout70
Ho ornament
DobryPolak
Whorenament?
Legrooveth
Underrated comment
MathewCorbett
Some people just dont respect the ride that was the perfect the the fuck off my car move lol
ComcastLover
Do you need a bondulance?
MathewCorbett
Bondulance? Lol is that a mashup of james bond and an ambulance?
ComcastLover
It is! It's a stupid stroke joke reference:
MathewCorbett
Haha no im just a car guy who finds it offensive when someone sits or fondles a car that isnt theirs without permission from the owner
textilelover
The lack of punctuation combined with the typo of "get the fuck" into "the the fuck" made it a bit difficult to understand at first read.
ComcastLover
I was referring to this part of your comment :P "the perfect the the fuck off my car move"