BeachBumAtHeart
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Saturday is my cakeday, my dad (who doesn't like cats very much) said I could adopt this cutie if I make the front page
I've already decided that I'd name him Toothless
*Apologies for not knowing what a cakeday is...you learn something new everyday I guess. Saturday is my birthday**
FP Edit: I didn't know the FP was such a scary place, but whether you believe me or not there will be an update post once Toothless is mine :P
Exkuender
OP already has a cat. I think the whole "dad doesn't like cats I want one" is a big fat point lie!
notirrelevant
...and will your horrible dad take you to Disney World if you get a million likes on FaceBook?
kellogleo
Upvote begging by exploiting cat adoption..and using Toothless as well.... You have no shame OP
Redsolocat
It's already been said, but I'll say it again - this is pitiful.
GreedyJungle
Cakeday is just your imgur birthday.
iateanentirecakeonce
I hope the cat gets an owner it deserves, rather then a point whoring cheese balls such as yourself. Shame on you.
Sociallyantisocal
I'm starting to lose hope for imgur when a point horeing Facebook post gets to the front page
thesarahpowellexperience
This fucks me off, this cats life could depend on somebody adopting it and your letting Imgur upvotes decide.
anakhasilver
That's the condition the father set forth. What, do you think the father'd magically say yes if OP said they wouldn't?
4ozsweetmexicanheroin
1 upvote = 10 prayers
TheCarbonStampede
The only point of getting a pet is to have a companion. Come on, it's a living being we're talking about, and you want fake internet points?
FarceMajeure
"My cat looks like Toothless!" Toothless was designed after a cat.
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
I feel for OP. My dad told me the other day that he's ashamed of me for never getting on the FP. He might even kick me out of the basement.
darkladyvanstar
As an Asian...my father said I should aim for the AP not the FP...
Darreldy
OP wanted a cat, but you won't believe what happened next!
solipsys
No he didn't
Iminacatonesie
But what about your majestic fat kitty jango OP?
bananadock
If you can't get the cat without getting points here then sorry you don't deserve him. -1
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
For real, pets are a big responsibility. How about finding some other way to prove to your dad that you're ready for the challenge?
BeachBumAtHeart
Already have one cat, dad didnt want a second one
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
what happens when you go off to college in a few years? dad is stuck with two cats instead of just the one?
BlobFacedTurretMeat
This is the lamest point whoring i've seen yet.
NeckPlant
This is so fucking stupid.. take that poor cat home and stop whoring..
anxiously
Stop point whoring and just adopt the damn cat.
PeacePiper
Did you not read the title?
Owtactrl
Why would he care about something useless and meaningless
ISmellManFlesh
But if you don't make front page, THE KITTY BURNS
BeachBumAtHeart
Calm down Satan
roflomagadwtf
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY THE SAME THING EVERY TIME AND GET UP VOTES
queenpadme
I'm sorry, but how does your dad even know what the front page is?
WTFdidijustdo
Imgur isn't just teens & 20 somethings ya know.
spaceasaurusrex
Pssst... cake day is when you joined imgur. But happy upcoming anniversary of your outernet existence!
BeachBumAtHeart
Oops...thanks for the heads up
storebrandproductmascot
I'd have been happier staying ignorant. I mean, celebrating the day you signed up for a website?? That makes me cringe.
TheScarlettSpeedster
If you have to get fake internet points to get a cat that my friend is bad parenting
Nevv
Why the fuck do people upvote this shit.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
FOR DA KITTIEZZIZIZZ!11!1 /sarcasm Because they're idiots
McBook
Blame usersub
Shobby101
Cause everyone else seems to be up voting this shit
CptCaboose
What a cute doggy !
MyMiddleNameIsLiterallyJoy
I think you're a bit confused. Clearly it's a dragon.
BeachBumAtHeart
That's why I want him so bad! I'm glad you understand
miiiiiiiitch
*mini doggy
eggmuffin
A black cat named "Toothless". How original. What was the alternative? "Kitty"?
Surrealle
Midnight
MatildaMantis
Salem.
darkladyvanstar
Panther
aperfectlycromulentusername
Guenhwyvar
PastaSatan
If your dad actually said this I will eat both my goddamn shoes
BeachBumAtHeart
Once I provide my proof you better show yours as well
PastaSatan
Nah nah nah, not that you get the cat, I just don't believe for a second that a parent would actually base that kind of thing off of points.
BeachBumAtHeart
Ill make sure there's proof of that too don't you worry
blankSTARER
Dinner is served. Hope you like leather for lunch.
PastaSatan
Aw hell I'm not eating any of my leather shoes. Shit's expensive!
TGWeaver
Imgur is Facebook now. IF I GET ENOUGH UPVOTES I GET A CAT! IF I GET ENOUGH LIKES THE SURGERY WILL BE FREE!!! This is what you've become.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
D
Sephority
Except it seems to actually work...
grimwyrd
Are you brave enough to "share" this post for Jesus?
puppetmaster300
Funny how this has more upvotes than toothless
MatildaMantis
If this hits FP maybe my mom won't cry over my poor life choices tonight!!!!
BouncePogoPogoPogo
Yes she will...but not in front of the whole family
FrankJ7
Noooooooo
BouncePogoPogoPogo
I want to down vote the shit out of this comment because it is so true that it pisses me off... You got my vote Mr President.
McBook
Get downvoting, Mr. President
CatsLoveHats
But I want the cat to be adopted
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
"If I get enough upvotes AND cash, I can save this dying kitten" and yet it keeps getting to FP
zonkdem
"If i get enough cats, i'll get a upvote" - me irl
ScumbagCate69
I've also seen a filthy influx of front page edits... It seems facebook narcissism is leaking
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
Even the people who say they hate FP edits are whoring out, linking to other posts, or doing the "oh, you really like me" *jacksoff* bs
ScumbagCate69
ahh when they link another post of theirs when it's not related... I never saw that shit when i first joined imgur
IDontCareImStillFreeYouCantTakeTheSkyFromMe
I die a little inside, never saw this type of shit until recently....It's just another new, terrible trend. :(
aCartographer
Maybe it'll take a turn for better, if not, fuck...
ToyoTech
Every black kitten that I hear about nowadays is called "Toothless"
whenlifegivesyoulemonsaskfortequila
Hopefully more black cats will get rescued because of its popularity.
JayEnfield
Well, all of the Salems are finally getting old enough to die off.
TheCarbonStampede
That and all the Lokis.
SuwinTzi
Mine's Spectre. His sister is Nova.
LordOfTheRingDings
Sheltered a stray for a few months. black and white with the greenest eyes you ever saw, so we named her Envy.
SgtLemming
I called mine Merida, and she was awesome. I miss her :-(
smoochmysnoot
Mine was Beans. He was so gentle and sweet..miss you, Beans
cptnkirk15
Chairman Meow :3
PommedeTerreur
Mine's "Super Chairman Mao". High five for insensitivity to the oppression of an entire nation!
minifridgebattleaxe
Mines name is Guinness :)
BELGIANfries
oh good one!
giantfishinabearsuit
Had a black cat named Day. I like to live on the edge.
zerohunter
Mine are Commander Shepard and Ven...
justblamelaurel
We had a big fat black cat, and my mom named her Precious. She did not understand why my sisters and I found this hilarious.
KafkaLovesYou
There's a stray black cat in my area, I call it Euclid. I hope to make friends with it one day.
apondwouldbegoodforyou
DO IT
KafkaLovesYou
Alright, alright, I'll do it. It's just hard when you're... non-euclidean...
zMilkThistle
I named mine Dumb Cat. He was a proper idiot.
515XIX
If we ever get a black cat again, I want to name it Salem only if it talks and is sassy..
Bonemamma
mine is called Sansa
vaginaengineer
My black kitties name is tesla!
BeerStoreGuy
Named mine Dahlia, she's awesome
panzersharkcat
Mine's named Sid.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Mine is Sir Knight of Tooth Lesh County
TriggerHappy
Mine is named (Princess) Midna. After the loveable imp version of the Twilight Princess :3
autocorrectedtozod
Mine too :)
imminentloudness
Mine are called Leeloo and Marcel, both rescues.
AliElkie
Mine is Coco, she is far too fat to be toothless
MissMish83
I called mine Batman. Sometimes I call him Catman.
Bromley20
Mine is named Samara, and my friend's is named Charlotte
revcleo
the one next door to me is called Pino
PommedeTerreur
Should be called "Remorseless", amirite?
sigurdtheone
We have Zelda and Pixel :P
sparkledick
I have a Zelda too! And a Twilight, after Twilight Princess, not the twilight we don't talk about. So technically two Zeldas :)
Dredoll
Mine's named Sharkbait. Just because.
BraveCalamari
SHARKBAIT HOO HAHA!
Istorestuffinmyboobs
The one I grew up with was called Snøhvit (Snow white) - my mother's a funny lady.
TosokTheRodentHunter
no mine. his name is Tosok. Tosok the Rodent Hunter
Mokoni
Mine are Lily and Luna
Anrothan
Mine was named Trold(Troll) and Trøffel(Truffle).
lexii57
Mine is Pixel Erebus! Because he's a little blip of darkness.
giitsok
I named mine Benji after that dog
TosokTheRodentHunter
the first movie my parents ever took me to see in theatres. benji the hunted i think it was called
Smayds
I named my old fella Zax after the gold floaty robot!
OddOne8
My black cat is named Scout
HorribleCommentor
I don't understand why people can't come up with a decent name for a pet. I named my cat Sully after Ed Sullivan.
TosokTheRodentHunter
i called my black cat Tosok. because he has 4 toes on his back feet that are white. they look like toe socks. so Tosok it was
ThePelican
I named mine Tilly because my other one is called Smudge and 'Smudge and Tilly' sounds like an epic bootlegger crime syndicate
ihatechoosingausername
I have a dog name Tilley! you can see her in my posts.
PantsAreTooMuchWork
Omg I have a Smudge too, everyone thought I was crazy when I named him that! Thank you for validating my name choice, friend.
ThePelican
I have met or heard of so many Smudges since I got her 5 years ago! Lars from Least I Could Do and Looking for Group has one too!
demonic
My black cat is named Dominic
TacoPrime
Toothless was based off of a cat and is black.
sporkchop24
Mine is called Grimm. =)
BANANAFLAKE
I have one named Todd. I didn't name it. It has a person name. It thinks it's people. He has an attitude when told to do stuff. He's a cat.
AnonymousYooper
I named my cat Shutup so when I tell my wife to shut up and she's in a bad mood I can play it off as calling the cat.
TheWorstAmy
Mine is named Ninja, and she is a cutie pie
BeachBumAtHeart
Yes but this is different, this will be my Toothless (:
Bearto
=^)
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
That literally makes no difference at all
BeachBumAtHeart
And now I just sit in silence
acinonyxjubatus
But Toothless' eyes are green!