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The resemblance is uncanny, but I’m not sure he has the chops
Jul 7, 2021 9:05 PM
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RachelNotRachael
I have the same birthday as Richard Simmons and it brings me great joy
REOJackwagon
Deal a Meal Bud-dy
YourMoosieFate
If Pauly wins an Oscar I lose a bet.
FloppyFingers
Be grateful you are living in the same time as these 2 legends!
PeteyVonWho
I'd watch it.
thedriver1
Richard’s appearances with Howard Stern were legendary. Just as funny now as 25 years ago.
NumptyDumptyLump
He and Kid from Kid n play would work the Barney's beanery in weho for clueless tourist chicks all the time. Around 2012-2014.
Gregoros
Seeing him on whose line had me in stiches
thematman92
Does anyone else remember the episode of johnny bravo he was in? I feel like I made it up.
poorwhitetrash
Both of those men make me uncomfortable.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
I'm thinking he'd also do well playing Anthony Weiner. Gwen Stefani will play Huma Abedin.
gimmeeAbreakAlready
Wow, never saw the resemblance to A. Weiner, you are so right.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
https://imgur.com/7cqLSN5
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
think Gwen as a brunette. trust me. https://imgur.com/srsx3fc
pandro
If that's Gwen she looks very bad there. Not her usual self. The hairstyle I guess? (p.s.am female not being a dick)
Scrotumhematoma
Pauly Shore's mom is a legend
deadmanstar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitzi_Shore
werdegast
Pauly Shore annoys the me to no end, but Richard Simmons is the hero we do not deserve.
MahSya
/a/oyvdApx
natgo
JURY DUTY! Omg I need to watch it
etienbjel
Sweatin' to the oldies, buuuuuuddy
ceasefiredammit
Fucking heard that one
BORGALOOGIE
Knockin Stevie Baldwin out buuudy bro! Bringing back that Bio domeski
AnnieAimee
No grindage for you, you’re on a diet.
SpikeWolfwood
Holy shit... now I need this to happen.
vicvalour
I've assumed for the past 20 years that he's his son,
thefunnestguyatparties
Problem with Pauly was he more or less actually was that character. A better actor could have rode that success into other stuff
NotAThrowAwayJustDontWantToUseMyRealName
I would watch this, let's make it happen
Johnnyd8888
Best movie ever
AlmostScientist
I fear that man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzNe1YnbbZQ
SocoFox
I played my wife "The Future of America" stand-up and she didn't realize how much I still use phrases and lines from that one.
itsjustplaid
I'd watch it.
HelloToe
The Jamie Foxx route to an Oscar.
onMyWayToYourMoms
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Zzzzz1
Garryyy. !
totallyserious69
I would totally watch that bio pic. There’s no way someone with THAT much public energy isn’t super depressed.
pandro
He was. He weighed a *great* deal before he transformed himself, lost the weight and became the amazingly positive public figure. But 1)
pandro
is currently being held captive by someone at his home, hasn't been seen in public for years. Police wellness check? "I'm fine."
totallyserious69
That’s pretty sad. I actually really want to see the movie now. Hopefully a true happy ending.
Hoodzilla86
Waiting on Millie Bobby Brown to play Carrie Fisher
FuzzyAdventurer
She's the absolute spitting image isn't she???
Lobo82
Or Elizabeth Perkins
Ponderpoo
She cannot fill those shoes.
rudejohn
Everyone loves Betty White and Keanu Reeves, but in my opinion the positive thinking champion who changed the most lives is Richard Simmons.
Ozzy98
And one of the best bits on whose line is it anyways.
LespritDeLescalier22
THIS
ThinkingChair
I laugh so hard everytime I watch it! https://youtu.be/sRrvPpZtqIU
keys79
Dontgochasenewaterfalls
Oh what’s pauly been working on?
marthisthing
His skin tone.
tehranosaurusrex
Watch "Pauly shore stands alone" it was actually pretty good. It was kind of documentary about him
duncandixoncoffee
Himself
AlmostClever
He was Bobby in A Goofy Movie, everything else is irrelevant!
rbudrick
Pauly Shore is Dead 2
pcooper114
I heard he's In The Army Now
WhereHaveAllTheUsernamesGone2
I heard he moved over to Encino, man.
dj5897
No, no he’s living in some dome over in the biosphere!!!
pcooper114
Ayyyyy
BennyGaga
A couple ounces of coke.
CherubCow
giadiniera
chewybrian
I'll bet he could drink a whole can
Vampiremooos666
I laughed so hard a snorted.
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
I hope nothing. He is aweful.
GrubbyLobster
He's full of awe?! What or whom is he in awe of, exactly?
Nunyajonesinc
He's comedy nobility. His mom Mitzi founded the Comedy Store in LA, which I believe he and his brother co-own (there was a legal tussle)
Nunyajonesinc
And he can generally be found sleezing up the place and eye fucking literally every woman who walks in the door
Nunyajonesinc
My bad, looks like ownership has changed since I was there last
AlltheSarcasm87
I knew that turned into a dumpster fire when Joey Diaz stopped talking about a lot on his podcast, then that episode with Paulie was a trip
hadtochangeusernameforreasons
can confirm, my friend saw him a few years ago at a comedy club, he eye fucked her the whole night, and took her into his bus afterwards
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
Nice
LespritDeLescalier22
MPatt08
I listened to a podcast on Simmons just dipping out of public life and it was fascinating. Podcast called Missing Richard Simmons.
whattheheckisthat
Me too! It was a trip.
pandro
Any sign that he's *not* being kept prisoner by whoever? Just ready about Mickey Rooney's last years enduring elder abuse.