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Mar 6, 2015 1:10 PM
Halosos
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gwshark
notirrelevant
imagine catapulting clumps of them into a besieged castle...
derelictemyballscapitan
http://38.media.tumblr.com/2bd985638a1395e4fed7b4d9093a63c5/tumblr_n67rzyuwWW1qiidnro1_500.gif
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
MRW
TheColourPeach
'Sir, I'm afraid your ceiling has developed some sort of spider diarrhoea, and will need to be put down'
Mithi
Don't nuke (radioactivity!), use a thermobaric weapon instead, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_All_Bombs for this case.
BubblesTheFish
Clumps is never a word that should describe spiders.
attack193
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? D= FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
yanocchi
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You didn't put spaces between each one so they all count as one for me...
yanocchi
Hmm, that does lessen the impact, doesn't it. Just think of it as a single unending scream, multiplied 5 times.
8bitTunes
That must be the Skulltula house
adebisislittlehat
Ugh, I was up late playing and then had dreams about skulltulas
AveryCase
well, im done on this planet. er, solar system. er, galaxy.
JebidiahAtkinson
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lefia7B7rN1qcmas4o1_500.gif
shinagami091
OMG I've a serious case of the creepy crawlies right now. I can feel them on my arms and back!
Kaiserboot
WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING? WHY?!??!
diabLoDesignz
That should do the job
JMegadethJ
Now that's a motherfucking flamethrower. Would love a sauce.
xedative
"I really wanna put that guy on fire but they're so fucking far away. If only..."
sakkehattu
I don't know if it has enough range.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Why does everyone hate spiders so much?
flamingflamingo
These aren't spiders.
Lowzenza
nothing better to do that's why.
ILikeBunnies
They're basically the xenomorph from Alien; instinct-driven poison-spewing death-monsters. They also look "unnatural" in many ways.
cerastes
The "nope" thing is fucking annoying. Hurr hurr, so funny how outrageously and relevantly scared I am!
ohsillyus
Have a +1. I'm actually scared of arachnids and find that shite stupid.
cerastes
Yeah, that massive circlejerk terminates any other possible discussion.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
All those eyes and legs...and the way they skitter...and the webbing taking you by surprise and getting in your face...
TheSaucyCrumpet
I guess, but I mean I had a pet Tarantula who used to sleep on my pillow. They are super chill
Halosos
Are you a spider man?
darearkin
Oh just let 'em be, they'll clear out in a day or so.
Halosos
Things usually clear out in a few seconds when exposed to flame. lots and lots of flame.
darearkin
Yeah, but my way doesn't involve property loss.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Actually yea it does cause there's always a chance of one or two sticking around and I'm not gonna take that risk so it'll just sit there an
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
d rot for all eternity...
WhisperingKerfuffle
http://media.giphy.com/media/U0zvFbqJpVUFa/giphy.gif
ArqAngel
Somehow adding a tiny hat makes it less scary.
simmonsgirl
This was surprisingly cute. +1 :D
HelloToe
I saw the hat and hoped it would start singing Hello Ma Baby. :(
WhisperingKerfuffle
This will have to do:
keeniemccormick
As much as I hate spiders, that run is kinda cute.
Carmichael106
Commenting to favourite later.
Carmichael106
Wait...where the hell is the little favourite button? :(
aGuyfromWalmart
Comment to find later
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
They are everywhere
Bruhbeans
Pleas stop
keeniemccormick
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ZuMBmk0.gif
Carmichael106
This mofo is hiding himself from his prospective prey. I forget what type they are.
cerastes
Sicarius sp. Also hiding from potential predators.
SomeGuyFromMidgar
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh! I cannot see you. You cannot see me. I AM HIDDEN!
kmaz
Fuck you. This is the first time I've physically recoiled to something on a computer screen.
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
Let me play you a song to show you how sorry I am
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
What about your stories?
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
Thank you for asking about them even though I am not a cop. You can find more about those in my bio.
Halosos
Some kind of moss? Oh..... oh.... ... oh... ... that is somhow worse than my gif...
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
Have some compensating cuteness
renairetairider
http://media1.giphy.com/media/aDzkjI0HVLEje/giphy.gif
allahuakbar95
more than just an exhaling audibly through the nose. This made me laugh hard +1
rollercroaster
I literally just had the minor urge to shit myself. Pls no.
gtaomg
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Your bio seems to mention that you're not a cop a lot... ಠ_à²
AskmeaboutmystoriesornotIamausernamenotacop
You got me there
cheesypundit
You're safe now Link. Relax. Let your guard down. Just breathe and watch the wind play with a patch of grass
gtaomg
gtaomg
Halosos
WHY DID YOU LINK (get it) THAT GIF?! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SOOTHING AND ALSO WHY DOES HE TOUCH THEM?!
NeverTrustAWombat
Fuckin' daddy long legs, man. *curls up into foetal position and cries*.
kingv360
try this next time
BrianArnot
What on earth
aShogunNamedMarcus
Nah, you know it's not a Besiege video because there's not 5 retractable swastikas jutting from it
GreenMeggsAndHam
I would like one of those so much for.. reasons.
here2laugh
*Unzipps*
BuckBoost
Besiege with skyrim mods.
MarkLovesDonuts
My leather cheerio after taco bell
sivern
See a doctor for that
kirchnerdan
+1 for leather cheerio
kingofbass40
In which aisle of costco is this sold?
ilovenatureinaweirdway
Ah yes, a flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen.
KingoftheWest
What the hell is that thing?
sway073
It's an 12 nozzle evergreen burner for burning crude oil as cleanly as possible.
kingv360
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DpytQuMUo1cI&prev=search Oil drilling stuff
fen4
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU...
Clitastrophe
I wish it spins. But wow anyway.
Sasht
You. I like your ideas.
sway073
I use those for a living
SeanTabasco
Besiege must have had an update.
HodgePodgekin
I immediately thought of Besiege when I saw it, too! We are kindred spirits, you and I. +1
AHornyRhino
gbtronic
Wow how did this Ijustwanttobecool gif end up here?
relpmeraggy
I think I might need to steal this reaction gif.
cellothisisdog
Jim Carrey?
ItsaMeNick
Nope, it's from a Swedish Youtube channel called IJustWantToBeCool. I think the guys name is Victor Beer.
11inchestallerthananemperorpenguin
this made me laugh the hardest today. thank you.
AHornyRhino
:D
jellyiv
spawn point
crazypaci
They just remind me of Susuwatari. Not scary. http://imgur.com/HyPx4gB
PhoenixQueenAzula
I was hoping it would actually be scary, but that chiz was insane. NSFW & NSFL
xxelav2808
Spirited away :)
zing000
super nsfw
rollercroaster
Well, when you put it that way...
rollercroaster
Still nope. They eat colorful candies! Those spiders just lurk and look terrifying!!
paisleyprawn
Omg thank you for that! I can sleep tonight now imagining soot balls instead :D
ImGoingToBeThePirateKing
Aww you beat me to it X3 but yeah soot
Xynatox
AWW SHIET. SORE WA KENSTAR-kun-SENPAI. HAIYAKU, IKASU!
2ti6x
i shivered. HOLY FUCK THEYRE FALLING IN CLUMPS
Annutty
its raining spiders!
TheDogEnd
Imagine one of those happy bundles dropping on your head. I'm not afraid of spiders, but I would squeel like a piggy!
HoodwinkedHero
HUGE Clumps! (((hold me)))
MyxlPlyxl
It traumatized me to have to tap the screen as a mobile user
Shredder
forthegloryofscienceofcourse
This is my nightmare
Iusedtobethenwasnt
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN
Mitchz95
gtaomg
Not like I needed another phobia or anything.. Thanks a bunch.
Deadpo0l
I literally screamed out loud
goldsurfer
HAHAHAHA! this made me LOL!
ninjagaidensigma
I haven't watched the Simpsons in ages (that is actual years to you whippersnappers) and yet I heard his scream in my head.
jesusisherelookbusy
"Spider poison is people poison?"
somethingyouthinkisfunny
I can hear his screaming o-o
koinuchan
I hear it in my voice
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
oh emm, sorry. that was me.
SonOfTheShire
BidoofOfDestiny
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DarkNinja2462
I just favorited the second one
Cassiraa
1) See you space cowboy~ 2) RIP cameraman, anything that scares a badger has killed you. 3) yup.
YourWaifuIsTrash
What if the thing that scared the badger was carrying the camera?
thefatgamer
Cringed so hard I coughed out my testicle
DarthFutuza
You only have one? ....did the spiders get the other one?
tinycrocodile
oh god, i cringed so hard when they fell on him
CrazyCatLazyLady
*heart attack heartly intensifying*
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
kjoch08
You ever see a man say goodbye to his shoes?
Iamsonewatthis
I just had a good honest-to-God hearty laugh at this. Thanks!
mycabbagecorp
Oh god no...
troublemutt
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DOES HE OPEN HIS MOUTH??
youarewonderful
Halosos
You. I like you. You need more upvotes.
youarewonderful
yay, you saw me :D
Studoku
Bug poison is people poison?
Kaslove
Thats a big. ..... Ass. . NOPE
drunkbs
Imagine one of those clumps of spiders falling right on your head as you pass through that doorway.
Surrealle
I'd just burn my head, no biggie
pleonidas
How about no
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
*sigh* Simpons did it first...
ItsFuckingReptarBitch
AdoIfHitIer
How about no?
zoobileezoo
The idea of that actually brings tears to my eyes. Terrifying, I don't care what kind of spiders they are.
FroggyFae
A handful fell down in the doorway a second after he exited, then a bunch more did. If he was a few seconds too slow..
SoloCrescent4
ABSOLUTELY NOT ACCEPTABLE.
xelegance
nah..
ItsSneakyAdolf
And then one or two crawled in your ear and/or nose
notirrelevant
or when you look up with your mouth open
HappyDame
Slow down there Satan.
notirrelevant
Satan create the falling fog-clumps of spiders; I'm just pointing out the possibilities :O
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Then they crawl all around your mouth and inside you while some go inside your ears and move around in there
DezTurkish
What the hell, man?!
StarrryNight
Maybe you should just shhh now
gtaomg
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Isn't that what happened to nearly headless nick?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
What spiders?
ISolemnlySwearThatIAmUpToAbsolutelyNoGood
I choose no
mechanimated
When I was very young, I went to a sleepaway camp at which we participated in a three day forest camping trip, Xibit style. While there, /1
mechanimated
I discovered that apparently, pissing in a bush is unamerican or something. We were camping on boy scout territory and expected to use /2
mechanimated
darkness is...moving? I pick up a rock and chuck it in. The blackness parts to reveal dirty white tile before closing over, and I realize /6
mechanimated
do the interior decorating. I informed my compatriots that they could go fuck themselves, and that if they had a problem with me shitting /8
mechanimated
to the bathroom. None of the other kids had been brave enough to be the first to go so I was accompanied by a bladder-bursting entourage. /4
mechanimated
We get to the bathrooms...sorta jank lookin', but alright. I open the door, and pause in confusion. It's dark inside, of course, but the /5
mechanimated
lavatories built in the woods for them. This seemed utterly retarded to me, but whatever. So nature calls, I grab my flashlight, and head /3
mechanimated
with horror that the entire inside of the bathroom is wallpapered with a thick layer of daddy longlegs, like someone had asked Satan to /7
mechanimated
in a bush, they were welcome to go piss in the spider room. The end. /9
fruitcup22
0-0
TheDogEnd
Good story. It was the right move.
natabee13
I would *legitimately* consider fire as the solution to this problem.
altearithe
Couldn't find a good gif version so here's a video one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZhMh6ysXXI
KiakaKowawa
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Halosos
thecr00cible
This is the only acceptable course of action. This is your life now.
InsanityBuildsCharacter
does finding one gazillion of those inside a log count and then have it xplode on your hand. i have never left such an unmanly scream since
binicorn
how about on the back of your neck with a loose tshirt on?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Not spiders, harvestmen. These are spiders in the way mitch mcconnel is a Galapagos tortoise, through a superficial resemblance, no more.
railgap
Your taxonomical hair-splitting is a HUGE comfort, thanks. I'm no longer grossed out by this MASSIVE SWARM OF ARACHNIDS now.
drunkbs
You mean opiliones? An order of the arachnids?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
yeah.
ak86grown
except they look like daddy long legs so they are about as terrifying as slugs
SomeAnonymousLurker
NO, THEY'RE STILL VERY FUCKING TERRIFYING, JUST HARMLESS, BUT TERRIFYING STILL. REALLY FUCKING TERRIFYING
yanocchi
Swarms, okay? It's the swarming that makes it terrifying.
wENNERWINNER
My grandpa had a corner in his house that was just a giant clump of these, looked like the walls were moving, very cool
w0ntoan
If you replaced each spider with a slug, one for one, it would still be terrifying.
w0ntoan
And I don't mind slugs. I feed birds with them. But THAT many slugs? NOOOOOPE
KissThemForMe
They could lay eggs in your face!
notme222
Clumps falling on my head would bother me, no lie. But other than that - yeah I've camped a lot. They crawl on you. No big deal.
elucidatefurther
They're much faster than slugs.
PrincessRufflebutt
I'm terrified of daddy long legs. Harmless as they may be, they creep me the FUCK out.
CavitySam
Same. It doesn't matter if it's harmless or not, they're creepy as hell.
Eldibs
I'd rather have spiders than slugs.
pussyfarts
The second they started falling down in clumps is the second your statement became invalid
mightysieve
Your username is distracting me from reading what you have to say. +1
InverseNarnia
however, besides tornadoes, they are my #1 fear. I can't stand the legs...
Tomiko
doesn't fucking matter
baronridiculous
I had an enormous clump of them land on my head when I was a kid. My sister almost died she laughed so hard. Totally harmless.
Peacetoad
except there are hundreds of them!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
What the devil? Long legs are the scariest of all!
GimlisaurusRex
One at a time, sure. Six thousand at once, sheeeeiiiit....
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
Can you imagine either a ton of daddy long legs or a ton of slugs climbing all over you, climbing into every orifice? Hmmmmm?
iDrinkDrano
*lights self on fire* THEY CAN'T CATCH ME NOW, RIGHT GUYS?
Supanini
That's someone's fetish
FlyingRock
Stop, my penis can only get so erect!
GimlisaurusRex
Spiders'd be much faster and therefore way worse.
Furahiyo
MY GF has a huge slug "phobie", don't know the correct term for it...
CaptSlowShow
I was terrified of slugs as a child for no apparent reason.
GimlisaurusRex
Slugophobia, natch.
Unknownbridget
I have a supreme and undying hatred for slugs.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Heh. Phobie. Cute.
UDBV
Limaxaphobia
maplefingers
Thanks random trivia guy!
Dusseldwarf
More like random Google guy.
UDBV
Yup
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
He probably just googled it...
kgbofficer
*Thanks random googler!
ravnicrasol
You clearly don't know the "Being mobbed" rule. It basically goes that if attacked by a large number of anything, chances are you're ded.
flamingflamingo
They can't do anything to you. Except maybe crawl into your ears and mouth I guess.
baneofbelial
Tell that to Neo!
TheGrounded
Except puppies. Puppies are cute even when they're mobbing you.
Popspoppingit
Death by puppy mobbing would be glorious
Supanini
I wouldn't even fight it
jsktrogdor
They can't bite. They dont even look that scary, if anything they look kinda goofy.
thefatlonelyjew
in a writhing, squirming mass? nobody is claiming to be scared of one daddy long legs
AnalFuz
They can bite. Also, this wouldn't terrify me, but it would be a problem if you wanted to use that shed.
jsktrogdor
I played with daddy long legs all the time as a kid. They never bite.
AnalFuz
Sorry to be refuting your scientific evidence, but you never being biten doesn't mean that they can't bite humans.
Popspoppingit
While they can bite, IIRC, their teeth can't penetrate human skin enough to inject their poison (which is apparently very strong)
AnalFuz
That is entirely myth. Mythbusters proved that they can bite and that their poison is not deadly (or even close to deadly).