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Aug 26, 2019 12:14 AM
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StarscreamAndHutch
JoeKoolSDG
Put it under a black light & see if the jellyfish glows...??
KAtwinklez
SoDoneWithYourShite
How could they confuse jellyfish for a clam
handbanana13
RIP Jellfish
DrZev
Use it to make a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
thechelonianshelmet
At least it's not got crabs, yet.
sylvesPlayer
Please tell me this is real
SimpleJack35
Sounds like you got sand in your vagina
DarkSock
villany42
Pokegeologist
jerwelch66
I think what you need is two pieces of bread and some peanut butter and you will feel better lol
ThaDizzle
#floridafleshlight
?1
urwhalecome
Have a heart. Don't fart.
Bytencoder
Even when you're beef, please don't queef.
Dutchbuffkill
callingalljanmichaelvincents
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
IS IT NOW???
Bakassin
What is it though?
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Should I tell him?
Bakassin
Don't be mean! Please enlighten me! And I'm a girl?
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Nah he’ll figure it out
nickdoesntsharefood
Should have given it mouth to mouth
MalePatternBlackness
Not sure if I should upvote or downvote.
SacrificialClam
Someone dropped it and realized the hopelessness of getting that sand off.
pinhero
jackalope2196
Must be a KY Jellyfish
MDtheGM
drdeath1333
sandyman23
Stick...
CobraEatsSky
if only there was sound
Sauroctonus
She seems angry.
drdeath1333
https://youtu.be/isjQgTuUnwU heres the sauce
Chloesaurus
darklanser
zanzaboonda
Aren't these really expensive?
Zin7
kinda.. i heard
kuwie
Hashtags unclear. Dick stuck in jellyfish.
icuru12
Years later, OP's boys are scared when they see a jellyfish stuck in their GF
JimmyKraktov
Especially if it's Dad's.
Fnirk
That jellyfish looks fucked.
thobufu
If you were wondering i was 1.6k upvote ... im proud of myself for being at least a little productive today.
primelcsnow11
Well done (golf claps) well done
IncoggnitoMode
You win
RayloKen
Oh cum on
OmegaKane689
IN*
CrewSoulReaper
EatenAtYou
Sir I seen your comment just as I was closing it out and had to open it back up to upvote!
TZARHINO
whiskeywonka
DIINKELBERG
I love that show
VeryOk
This is why you ALWAYS check the comments section before moving on to the next.
filben7
Funfact:Jellyfish dont even have nervous systems or brains. They are like, the least alive animal.
Troyassaurus
How does someone downvote this?! Buncha jellyfish lovers
TroelsyTwo
Probably because they think sponges are a better candidate for the title..
McFluffySundae
I see your jellyfish and raise you a sponge. They have no brains or nerves and cant even move
fuckthisishard
Sponges are technically animals. At least jellyfish have mouths and mobility.
RachTrap
jelly fish are nothing BUT nervous systems...they were literally the first animals to develops nervous sustems.
MajorPredator
Sponges are also not very alive.
shiyal
Maybe the rest of us are just complicated
RubbertoeDA
Not to mention they're basically immortal.
weldr67
So they run solely on instinct?
Bioman998
Not even. It's a floating city of multicellular organisms
ChrisThrasher
I heard something about insects that kind of operate in that capacity. Like the way your brain tells your heart to beat is kind of how they
ChrisThrasher
just exist.
Bioman998
Yeah. No real cognition, just a lot of jumpy nerves for the most part
Ulthirm
Not totally but they do react in a minor sense, its just more like if you took some muscle from a human and stuck a bit of salt on it
Ulthirm
it'd twitch. Not by a brain or anything, just how its built causes that.
StillNotEasyBeingGreen
There's nerves there, just no CNS. Sponges are a better candidate for least alive.
TroelsyTwo
I was gonna say it'd probably be sponges.
Lulabel73
he ain’t special.
Hotkolbas
Ill be the judge of that.
Kaedenn
I think viruses better occupy the spot between alive and not alive.
ratcamper
What about those living rock things. The idea that they exist kind of bothers me. Like a meat plant.
jhs2595
They are literally just living bags of saline jelly, with the actual bag being the only living part.
primelcsnow11
Never trust an invertebrate, NEVER
legofham
I think they also take up more space on this planet than humans do
oberon909
True Facts about the Sea Pig.
Hellstorm99
Now tell me more about sea bears.
radicalbread
Is Coral the dumbest animal or smartest rock?
Tarantoola
All I know is he doesn’t seem to be a fan of his dads puns
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Yes.
PyramusAndThisbe
Actually! Coral polyps are intelligent, hivemind-like, predators! They're pretty smart and really cool!
StillNotEasyBeingGreen
Coral are less dumb than poriferans (sponges).
TheBestRussian
Jellyfish have rudimentary nerve nets,which is a big step towards a centralized nervous system.https://jeb.biologists.org/content/214/8/1215
TheBestRussian
This author feels they may even have some centralization via nerve ganglia (organized tangle)
Mindshard
And on top of that there's a species that's functionally immortal because when it gets old, it's so basic it just turns into a baby again.
GingerLaird
"I'm too old for this shit..." - Turns into a baby.
flavivsaetivs
One of the current theories for immortality in humans is to reset cells into precursor stem cells with CRISPR which resets their age.
OTBZaberisk
Not gonna happen, unfortunately.
flavivsaetivs
It works in human tissue, they've been trying to move it to higher trials since 2016.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Great, now no one ever gets to retire!
puddlewalker
Inc dystopia
angelghoul
They are pests and do not help the ocean life at all. As the ocean life is dying, the jellyfish population thrives, which is awful.
pleaseallowmyselftointroducemyself
Ocean life is not dying because of jellyfish. Its dying because of changes in habitat. Those changes happen to be better for jellyfish.
pleaseallowmyselftointroducemyself
Nevermind the fact that saying one lifeform is a pest implies others are more worthy, which is a very human-centric viewpoint on the world.
angelghoul
Im just repeating what the documentary “Planet One” said about the jellyfish. Theres too many which throws off ocean life balance. Netflix
angelghoul
yes its because of habitat loss but too many jellyfish is very bad for the ocean and the habitat since they dont provide anything