Aug 11, 2016 8:39 AM
Studentcodex
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ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
The Vienna is, I believe, more commonly called cafe con pana, though I'm sure it's a regional thing.
halfbloodking
Since when is chai, coffee?
Samagon
This list is not complete and is regional specific. Machiato in USA is very different than machiato in Europe, and no espresso con panna.
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MaturH01
@SerAs2017
theignatz
No caffè corretto?
Cheomesh
My favorite: https://c4.q-assets.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8264b_1z.jpg
IAmNotADinosaurISwear
I wanted to make a perfect coffee, but affogato add ice cream.
GoodolVorbis
Its true, the whipped cream is over the top
classicgrinder
Bon bòn! I get that but with a double. It's called a sweet shot where I get it.
cinemaislifeandviceversa
After drinking Americanos religiously for years, anything with milk or cream just tastes too rich. Not sure which of these to attempt.
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Bialetti black.
Ithoughtshesaidannul
Starbucks employee vet here, take this into the store and order off of it. 7/10 they'll know exactly what it is
A113Disney
First year Starbucks partner here- never thought I'd learn this much about coffee! Borgia looks delicious!
Abattage
I like my coffee like I like my women... In a plastic cup.
blackcatmeow
http://imgur.com/lYgdtEQ
CNNBRFIINF
Caphé sua da is so good on a hot day. Well, any day.
JAFIOI
"Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! And maybe a saucer under the cup!" -Denis Leary
elfTastic
MMMM inject that shit straight into my veins
BalrogRoman
I just want some flavored coffee, preferably strong, whole milk and sugar. :<
Trip91
TIL: flat white is a latte but smaller.
Plundermistress
But always a double shot and it should be made with a bit less foam
espenke
And then there is black. Can't see it on that chart, which puzzles me.
Cavalrysword
Black Coffee Matters!
bangorang
My chart would be just black
theherbalhelper
a lot of these coffees aren't popular at all. if someone ordered an Espressino from me I would slap them.
quartatiousofmars
You need to calm down man. It's just cocoa powder
FridayNightRamen
You don't work at the same place for long, don't you?
alberthuy
This sums up everything about these entitled hipster cunts good for nothings
motherfuckingjesuschrist
Same reaction if they ordered the lazy eye. If you're getting decaf coffee mixed with espresso, there's something wrong with you.
ManufacturedMannequin
Can I have an espressino?
duckshooter
Can I have one eXpresso?
jokercat
No
AviArts
Espressino please
tapetkabinett
Poor William...
dangurious
Slap! You thought you got away. Didnt you?
redclaysmartass
So would I, but I'm not a barista.
AbstractBettaFish
Cafe Affagoto sounds delicious
Tried it, it is very good. But I feel that it's over priced. Get ice cream and make it yourself I feel.
TheodoreWitchfucker
Yeah definitely going to use this as a recipe chart.
XconstrictorX
There's two types of coffee in my life. A Tim Hortons medium double double or instant. Everything else is dirty tap water.
https://c4.q-assets.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8264b_1z.jpg <3
stespike
Ark instamt coffee is dirty tap water!
Instant coffee is horrible sewage waste.
FatalBazooka
Damn. I want to buy one like this, nicely framed.
I have the store link if you would like?
Sure
http://www.follygraph.com/collection/all-posters/38-ways-to-make-a-perfect-coffee-2nd-edition
Paigekitty
I'd love to try a little lemon with an espresso.
It's really nice!
I like a lemon twist, but I've never tried a whole slice.
enclave
Cuts out the bitterness of dark roasts, great way to taste the coffee properly too. Only needs a couple of drops
grimoirine
Thanks for explaining that
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Does any of the lemon cut through? Wouldn't the lemon just make the coffee more acidic?
Not if you only use a few drops, you can use a little more for a dark roast. It is a little trial and error to suit how bitter you like it
VitusApollo
If I remember, coffee is naturally a base anyways. Might just neutralize each other.
This is interesting to me. I always thought coffee was acidic, however that would make sense for them to neutralize.
Zlimeshili
Just eat the beans
I've eaten a pound of chocolate covered coffee beans in one sitting before :|
victoCorgiBaron
Now eat coffee covered cocoa beans to even out the balance of the universe.
Hello 2016!
ForeverDonutsWillNeverExist
The Vienna is, I believe, more commonly called cafe con pana, though I'm sure it's a regional thing.
halfbloodking
Since when is chai, coffee?
Samagon
This list is not complete and is regional specific. Machiato in USA is very different than machiato in Europe, and no espresso con panna.
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
MaturH01
@SerAs2017
theignatz
No caffè corretto?
Cheomesh
My favorite: https://c4.q-assets.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8264b_1z.jpg
IAmNotADinosaurISwear
I wanted to make a perfect coffee, but affogato add ice cream.
GoodolVorbis
Its true, the whipped cream is over the top
classicgrinder
Bon bòn! I get that but with a double. It's called a sweet shot where I get it.
cinemaislifeandviceversa
After drinking Americanos religiously for years, anything with milk or cream just tastes too rich. Not sure which of these to attempt.
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Bialetti black.
Ithoughtshesaidannul
Starbucks employee vet here, take this into the store and order off of it. 7/10 they'll know exactly what it is
A113Disney
First year Starbucks partner here- never thought I'd learn this much about coffee! Borgia looks delicious!
Abattage
I like my coffee like I like my women... In a plastic cup.
blackcatmeow
http://imgur.com/lYgdtEQ
CNNBRFIINF
Caphé sua da is so good on a hot day. Well, any day.
JAFIOI
"Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup! And maybe a saucer under the cup!" -Denis Leary
elfTastic
BalrogRoman
I just want some flavored coffee, preferably strong, whole milk and sugar. :<
Trip91
TIL: flat white is a latte but smaller.
Plundermistress
But always a double shot and it should be made with a bit less foam
espenke
And then there is black. Can't see it on that chart, which puzzles me.
Cavalrysword
Black Coffee Matters!
bangorang
My chart would be just black
theherbalhelper
a lot of these coffees aren't popular at all. if someone ordered an Espressino from me I would slap them.
quartatiousofmars
You need to calm down man. It's just cocoa powder
FridayNightRamen
You don't work at the same place for long, don't you?
alberthuy
This sums up everything about these entitled hipster cunts good for nothings
motherfuckingjesuschrist
Same reaction if they ordered the lazy eye. If you're getting decaf coffee mixed with espresso, there's something wrong with you.
ManufacturedMannequin
Can I have an espressino?
duckshooter
Can I have one eXpresso?
jokercat
No
AviArts
Espressino please
tapetkabinett
Poor William...
dangurious
Slap! You thought you got away. Didnt you?
redclaysmartass
So would I, but I'm not a barista.
AbstractBettaFish
Cafe Affagoto sounds delicious
AviArts
Tried it, it is very good. But I feel that it's over priced. Get ice cream and make it yourself I feel.
TheodoreWitchfucker
Yeah definitely going to use this as a recipe chart.
XconstrictorX
There's two types of coffee in my life. A Tim Hortons medium double double or instant. Everything else is dirty tap water.
Cheomesh
https://c4.q-assets.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8264b_1z.jpg <3
stespike
Ark instamt coffee is dirty tap water!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Instant coffee is horrible sewage waste.
Cheomesh
https://c4.q-assets.com/images/products/p/zqb/zqb-8264b_1z.jpg <3
FatalBazooka
Damn. I want to buy one like this, nicely framed.
Studentcodex
I have the store link if you would like?
FatalBazooka
Sure
Studentcodex
http://www.follygraph.com/collection/all-posters/38-ways-to-make-a-perfect-coffee-2nd-edition
Paigekitty
I'd love to try a little lemon with an espresso.
Plundermistress
It's really nice!
theignatz
I like a lemon twist, but I've never tried a whole slice.
enclave
Cuts out the bitterness of dark roasts, great way to taste the coffee properly too. Only needs a couple of drops
grimoirine
Thanks for explaining that
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Does any of the lemon cut through? Wouldn't the lemon just make the coffee more acidic?
enclave
Not if you only use a few drops, you can use a little more for a dark roast. It is a little trial and error to suit how bitter you like it
VitusApollo
If I remember, coffee is naturally a base anyways. Might just neutralize each other.
Ialwaysupvotewinston
This is interesting to me. I always thought coffee was acidic, however that would make sense for them to neutralize.
Zlimeshili
Just eat the beans
Cheomesh
I've eaten a pound of chocolate covered coffee beans in one sitting before :|
victoCorgiBaron
Now eat coffee covered cocoa beans to even out the balance of the universe.
Cheomesh
Hello 2016!