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BobarinoTheBobcat
takemystrifeplease
I can see Equifax in the near future, reporting people with credit problems caused by this leak.
takemystrifeplease
With a straight face no less
AlexDuos
And Experian rolls right out with a "dark web protection service" like https://media.giphy.com/media/GbPru204dTDfG/giphy-downsized-large.gif
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Neat! Now 'the dark web' is a way to fleece people too.
GodtheAlmighty
They've likely got their snouts in far bigger troughs. Why risk spoiling that for lunch money
eromitlab
For the greedy, especially the kind on parade the last few decades, there is no "enough." All the money is their money and they want it now.
ButWhyTho
$1.8 million between 3 execs is only $600k each. That's almost nothing to a wealthy person.
jackalope2196
Wealthy people don't say things like that. People who win the lottery and are broke in two years, say things like that.
Somberbrero
Equifax, he is the lord of all horses, and has been my friend through many dangers.
inferno34
Fuck I hope they got my bad credit records and lost it forever
aintnobodysbitch
Scumbags
Loki6417
https://imgur.com/oltm2JQ
Mikec311
Can someone tell me how a credit bureau can be publicly traded? Something just seems way off about that..
moodytravesty
but were they in any way aware that "something" serious happened and was being looked in to?
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CityYeti
icantbelievethisisnttakenyet
They'll be pardoned!!!
InternetWebsite
Send these fuckers to a federal pound me in the ass prison
Spinnyd
Someone needs to go to jail, I'd also like to know why the public wasn't told for months! This happened in MAY!
OhMyGurs
It doesn't matter whether is coincidence or not... they should be responsible for the collapse of the stock, hence should return the diff
eromitlab
An old white prick in a suit and tie scares me way more than a black kid in a hoodie.
Steelwind
Total coincidence. I mean why would they lie?
RespawnAnon
My bank card was hacked and used in a Walgreens in Texas 4 weeks ago. Probably underwater and dead. Yeah definitely dead most likely.
therockknight1
TheyNeverUpvoteMe
Abracanawbra
Not golden enough
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
When was that jump? My ex lived down the street from there
flikrdoodles
CGI and green screen time would be a lot cheaper than clearing out the street and cleaning up.
RepostFromLastWeek
Some time ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lyru_jZV7E ,nice of MTV to supply a basic bitch for the I-can't-evens.
Notanotherdamnone
Incorrect. These fucks will be getting golden parachutes
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
You can't even say they are lying. They did not claim they were not aware. Equifax is claiming they were not aware.
HenryFondle
Usually these exec level stock sell offs are done on a schedule, at minimum 6 months in advance.
SquidJesus
"Usually"
DoctorBananas
Not in this case, per Bloomberg "none of the filings lists the transactions as being part of 10b5-1 scheduled trading plans."
HenryFondle
Uf - That's.. that sounds like conspiracy.
SethG
If true it is a crime
eldarriath
But one of those crisp, white exec, prison term in your own mansion crimes
ChefGavinB
This country is fucked. I'm sure these shmucks will walk
minipancho94
if they do i got a torch a pitchfork to dust off. just let me know where the lynch mob is gathering and whether to bring pizza or the rope.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
This is why the French invented the guillotine
ChefGavinB
Burn them at the stake and hang their corpses high to let the others know they're next. Past present and future crimes shall be dealt with
funneydude
I feel like this will be be used as one of the best clearest examples of insider trading in a few years
ceramicpear
Yep.
tooomanysteves
As an Aussie, I reckon you're right. You fuckers caused the GFC and no rich guys paid for that.
minipancho94
iceland held those they could accountable and tried them for treason IIRC. but here, everyone rather sit at home bitching in comfort.
clid3r
Martha Stewart didn’t, did the same thing...
ChefGavinB
She didn't have enough money or clout at the time and needed to be made an example of
Mikec311
Well maybe they should share that money with all the people affected by the hack. Like myself! I'll take 1.8 mil and call it even.
ChefGavinB
Bunch of pussy Americans getting walked all over and saying thank you
TheRicM
Why, what type of pussy are you?
XanCrews
One that's so full of shit he's becoming an asshole.
ChefGavinB
The type that doesn't sit there and ask others whilst knowingly admitting I am one
TheRicM
Hwat
eatyourmeat
True. I fucking deployed and came back to this shit? Justice system better get some balls or I may have to arrange something for them
DaShaka9
When did you "deploy"? This shit has been happening for a long fucking time.
VegetaIsMyHero
Easy cowboy
nj23dublin
Like every corrupt motherfucker in the financial crisis of 2007-8. We leave our kids a shitty future because of scum like them.
NoFather
That seems to be what people want.
Drarra
In what way does a child have a shitty future because of that? The way of living of many homeowners was only possible because of what 1/2
nj23dublin
Research some; but to lead you: home ownership delay (lowest %since 60s), wages against inflation, states slashed funding on education 1/2
nj23dublin
An educated workforce is crucial to the country's future. Optimistically, we have potential, but these asswipes & others impact the chances
Drarra
has been done wrong and lead to the crisis. One could say It was only a correction. The world or the US is not significantly worse now.
Drarra
After all the available resources are still the same...
SuburbanCommando
Well...in their defense, do you really expect them to live off of their salary alone? What choice do they have, right?
MasterDefenestrator
Their salary in half a year is more money than I will make in my entire life. So yes, yes I fucking do.
SuburbanCommando
That's not fair. It's just not fair.
MasterDefenestrator
John Gamble made $2.6 million last year. Ploder made $1.9mil. If you think it's so unfair to expect them to live on *merely* 67 times...
bigfoot2389
And this is why I'm afraid of investing any of my money. Not that it would be a lot of money, but still.
Drarra
Go the same motto like for ship tours in the last century: Do not bring anything in you cannot afford to loose.
EdwardHarley
Playing devil's advocate...is there a demonstration that they knew?
strviking
Well spokes woman came out saying they did not know. But I don't know if there is evidence to the contrary
wadenelson1
America sucks. It won't be right till we bring out the guillotine. For fuckin reals.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
Who gets the guillotine, and when do you pack it away? Remember that Robespierre, architect of the reign of terror, died to the guillotine.
Arcaik
He wasn't the “architect of the reign of terror” at all.
Teledabby
just send more hurricanes.
UncleCeiling
Oh man, that will be great for choppin' watermelons at the "you guys need to stop that" party!
illegalacorn
EAT THE RICH
ThailandExpress
America, especially all of Congress, have confused free market capitalism with greed. Besides business has been regulated since the 1/2
ThailandExpress
interstate commerce clause in the Constitution(Article I, Section 8, Clause 3). We need tighter,cheaper,more effective enforcement in US 2/2
malexmatt
The interstate commerce clause was originally about preventing interstate tariffs and the like
ThailandExpress
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commerce_Clause
malexmatt
Thank you ThailandExpress, we appreciate the link