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Before
I wasn't going to post this initially, for fear of a stony reception, but I felt like I might erupt if I didn't tell someone. So here's me before, when I feared I had grown to such a mountainous size that I would never be able to come down from it.
After
And here's me after I tried an explosive new diet and exercise program. I was feeling particularly confident so I uploaded an ash shot for you all ;). I just lava the results. I've lost over 900,000 tons, and have never felt better. It really feels like I have shaken up the whole country with this change.
Antipus405
That's pyroclastic.
Rollipolish
Thought this was going to be a hiking post. 10/10 I am not dissapoint
Chromosapien
You win the internet, just go. Your job here is done.
OracleForCheap
Congrats, OP. You look smokin'.
CaptainJackSbarro
Damn Helen. Lookin' good!
GneissGeologist
really?
mulberrybush
SO. PUNNY.
illylay
*begins slow clap*
switchfootiepajamas
*joins in slow clap slightly faster*
MyCatLovesToSnuggle
Not many people can say their weight loss journey affected so many people. Congrats OP
dddwevlin
Is this the Krakatoa diet?!?
mccar7hy
I'm getting real tired of mountains posting how much weight they lost on Imgur
tiremaster
"That bitch Helen is such a fucking drama queen." - Mt. Rainer
NKato
You did kill a few human beings with that weight loss, though.
SometimesAmusedOftenPerplexed
Helen, you're a saint.
thosewomenwereinthenip
+1. I need to follow this programme. Sincerely, Mount Vesuvius.
Allegianc3
What was wrong with the Pompeii diet you did a while ago?
maelstr0m
This weight loss program is so igneous!
HaiHuynh1
90% Women get a slim Body by using Venus Factor and see the result with in a week. youtu.be/zWDkvU9SWEQ
serialprocrastinator
OP is underselling himself, over 3 billion cubic yards of the mountain were blown off, that's way more than 900,000 tons!
RosieGarden
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2.65g%2Fcm^3+*+3+billion+yard^3+in+tons Indeed, sir.
Lanian
Too soon.
Lanian
On second thought. It's past 22.3 years. Joke away.
wingweaver415
You look anerexic. I think you just binged your way to skinny....
doxielover19
such courage :*(
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
I love you, OP.
sitsonchair
Wow, you have a beautiful thigh gap
theoriginal352345
I always upvote ash.
Balmforth
Tis a shame as you used to look so picturesque.
CreepyGingerKid
Mt. Saint helens.
spirrisilver
I live an hour from St. Helens, so fun going up there in July and there's still a foot of snow.
Dies2much
if you say so! ba dum tish
Morebunnies
I always thought it was Mount St. Helens
BillJacob
Same shit
Disastromatic
Whenever someone mentions this I feel obligated to send them to youtube to look up Alan Hovhaness' Mount St Helens Symphony.
Karadion
This is my city's backyard view (Vancouver WA)
scdurs
Me too.
derschweiz
Bulemia is never a safe option. Be safe OP, stay strong!
ChuckKarma
It looks like OP burned a thousands of tons of healthy timber.
ChuckKarma
You're right. OP will never keep it off unless they take the long term with over 1 million years per 100,000 tons via natural weathering.
mremaknu
*bulimia
derschweiz
thanks... I realized that after I hit enter...
Randompersonisrandom
I upvote you because this is hilarious... now I will go cower in fear of Mt. Rainier taking to this diet plan...
NeloraAteBakedBeansNowIHaveToFart
I don't live too far from Mt. Hood. All that ash would be headed my way!
dasnoob
Scary thing is that it's over due on it's weight loss program as well.
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
Yeah, we'll all be fucked.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
Don't forget, Seattle is built on lava flows from the last time Rainier lost weight.
BlueChrysalis
And on top of old Seattle
Onesickpup
My God, all that exercise, do you Everest?
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
That was brilliant.
Partush
Simply genius
CommonWhiteGirl
Goddamnit you win.
crypticorb
KikiLebeauf
aaaahhh
PastaIsLife
You effing win
SweetFaceAce
Good job.
tardforpresident
My nomination for best comment ever!!
justletmesignupalready
You just brought a whole-hearted laugh from me! That's hard to do! haha
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sensible-chuckle-gif.gif Like this?
justletmesignupalready
You have just described it perfectly! Re-read the comment, too, and did it again! haha
Trecares
Yellowstone is the only one I really worry about.
RagtimeRaver
As someone on the east coast, ditto.
biotek
Right? A super-caldera that would essentially snuff out N. America... not a big fan.