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So I was what you would call an accident. I am 9 years younger than my sister and 11 years younger than my brother. My sister has always been convinced that as the youngest I get special treatment. When I was 4 my sister pushed my off of my grandpa's flatbed trailer and I cracked my head pretty good and was in the hospital for a couple of days. When I was 10 she threw my PS2 into our pool because I accidentally left her bird's cage open and he got out in her room. Then she "accidentally" killed my hamster when I was 11. I've been picked on and bullied by my own sister more than anyone else in my life. If it wasn't for her amazingly awesome kids, I would probably never speak to her again.
keepguessingusernames
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
therealretto
wow. your sister is a bitch. when you were 4, she was... 13? and pushed you off the truck? cunt...
ambereyedragon
My sister was supposed to be my maid of honor at my wedding and decided not to show up. She just spoke to me for the first time in 7 years 1
ambereyedragon
And I am trying to figure out the best way to tell her to go fuck herself. I am so angry with her for just abandoning me. The first thing 2
ambereyedragon
She said to me was some racist BS about me teaching on a reservation. If she needed an organ I wouldnt give it to her thats how mad I am 3
ORCNOTPORK
Had nothing to do with pecking order, she's just psychotic.
mmonti
That's seriously insane. Has she shown that kind of anger towards anyone else? I'm only asking because my aunt had similar issues. 1/2
mmonti
Everyone was scared of her. When my mom was married in and stood up to her, she kicked my mom in the stomach (while pregnant with me).
doyourworst
THIS! My sister is the worst person I know. Bullied me so much and told me that she hopes I never have kids with my rotten diseased...
doyourworst
...pussy. I have endometriosis. She tole me this because I didn't give her the gift she "deserved" on mothers day. She's a twat waffle...
doyourworst
...and if she died tomorrow she would be doing her kids a favor. She once told my mom (who took care of her son) that if she gave her...
doyourworst
...her son back, good luck figuring out which dumpster she'd find him in. But I'm the asshole for not wanting a relationship with her.
awholelotofnothin
You can't choose who you're related to, but you can choose who you want to be around. Toxic family really sucks. Cut the cord & run.
IsThisHowYouMakeUserNamesImNewHere
Im confused...isn't that generally how childhood goes for most siblings...in fact thats tame compared to my own sibling things.
MooseKisses
Not normal. This extent considering the age gap is messed up! I have an older brother and we fought, but never to this extent. Same with 1/2
MooseKisses
Most other siblings I know. 2/2
SomeKindOfOctopus
If she really did kill his hamster on purpose, that's pretty messed up. Otherwise, normal sibling stuff imo.
pinecone
I think a lot of it comes from the age difference. 13 year old pushing 4 year old down is quite different than say, 6 year old doing same1/2
pinecone
Also, killing pet is bat shit crazy and definitely not normal sibling behavior in any situation. Also, adult destroying kid's property is2/3
pinecone
also crazy. 3/3
thescurge
I was all "Yeah, my sister's a bitch too!" But your sister isn't a bitch, she's a psychopathic cunt blister.
Mikeybeeee07
As a middle child I never understood this.
OSCgal
Me neither. I was bossy & overbearing to my younger brother, but not cruel.
Mikeybeeee07
I would be a big brother to my younger brother, but the oldest (sister) was and still is the worst.
ahouseisnotahomewithoutapet
Sorry for what happened to you. But is she a good mother?
Like20Ninjas
Yeah, she has calmed down since for the most part but she's still a super bitch
ahouseisnotahomewithoutapet
Sounds like the kids might need you some day. Hope you manage to keep in touch with them.
imaginedear
As a mother whose grown children still bicker also hold onto the rivalries of their child hoods This is heart breaking to me. 1/2
imaginedear
2/3 I don't know how long it has been but if she has two kids it has been a few years. People do shitty things when they are young.
imaginedear
Unless she is hurting you now, sooner you can all put aside birth order crap the sooner you will have a friend who knows you like no other.
Like20Ninjas
She's wasn't really ever violent, she slapped me once but that was it. She's just a bitch like that's it haha.
imaginedear
Just saying you have shared history that will increase in value as you get older. Life is too short for resentment. Experience
Bladeroller
Hang in there, Tyrion. Cersei will get hers soon.
DrKriegersClone
https://67.media.tumblr.com/489c5d09109739c735cbdd8e58437531/tumblr_o9httwzM551s5m21go1_250.gif
Like20Ninjas
Best... Comment... Ever...
kentk94
http://imgur.com/r7dxDjd
jevans88
I debated being "that" person to point the older brother and sister's difference in age but this is too clever not to up vote.
Bladeroller
Well Cersei is Jamie's twin, but Jamie being the heir of the house kind of makes Cersei the middle child.
jevans88
OP clearly states a 2 year age gap between the older two siblings... It has nothing to do with social views of inheritance/hierarchy
Bladeroller
I vape.
Chikun31
Isn't Cersei the oldest though?
coffeeandmascara
I mean yeah she sounds like a bitch, but also a bitch who needs to see a psychologist stat...
cousteau
More like a psychiatrist.
Senguie
Sometimes I'm glad I got a twin bro, equal footing and all that
LordCongra
Having a twin has always sounded so cool to me, are you and your brother alike at all? I've known some twins that are polar opposites
Senguie
We are really similar and at the same time we are not both geeks but we are different in personality, both gamers and we look the same
LordCongra
Ah so identical twin then? That's so cool!
Senguie
Mirrored twins even
LordCongra
Ooooh, did you know that in same cases of mirrored twins even your organs are mirrored? Also that's super rare so it's really neat
Zenithair
DAMN, OP, I think your sister is the biggest bitch I know too!
Kromb0pulousMichael
She's got some serial killer shit in the works there homey. Give that bitch some room or drop a dime.
goonzilla
Middle Child Syndrome is a thing.
SilverishFish
Middle child here who used to suffer from it. This goes way far beyond anything reasonable.
goonzilla
I'm not saying it's the only thing wrong here
Vilasenia
So is only hearing one side of a story.
NinjaHoff
Never heard that it turns you into a ducking psycho though...
jakefromreddit
Ducking psycho you say?
NinjaHoff
Did I ducking stutter?
ariemarie
Middle child here. It's a thing
OSCgal
I thought "birth order" stuff reset if there was >5 years between kids. So older sister would be a "youngest", and OP is an "oldest".
calmedchaos
eh not sure I believe that theory unless 1st set of kids is out of house. anyway this is totally more than MCS imho the girl just crazy lol
LilSis061016
Yes, but that's not middle child syndrome - that could be something mentally wrong.
deinfavorit
She killed a hamster at the age of 20 because she was jealous or angry? She really does sound like a troubled bitch.
waldosbabe
I'm glad you are friends with her children at least, they're going to need you once she goes full psychotic on them
shootsewvintage
Youngest sisters ARE shitheads (in my experience as the oldest :P ) but it's no excuse to treat you that way. She's terrible. :(
TaintToucher
If I were you I'd constantly do little pranks to annoy her forever
ConsumerOfStories
She drowned his console and killed his pet. If her issues aren't sorted out, I wouldn't exactly recommend poking the bear...
Like20Ninjas
It's not as bad as it used to be, she just ignores me and shit. She did tell me last month that I was a loser who will amount to nothing.
fluxbiota
How'd she off the hamster?
Like20Ninjas
She "forgot" to feed it and told my brother she did it on purpose and he told me.
SilverishFish
She really needs to see a psychologist before she flies off the handle.
ErrantTerrain
So your parents never intervened in any way? If my siblings acted like that there would've been dire consequences.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Oh man you better believe it
Like20Ninjas
They always did everytime, she had to buy me a new PS2 and was always punished but she still did it.
Iunderstoodthatreference
your sister sounds like a cunt
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
My 14 yo stepson has shown signs of being this way toward my 4 yo daughter. I am so glad he moved in with his bio-father. I'd hate to 1/
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
2/ kill another kid.
jameson1122
....another?
chiefvsmario
His oldest daughter's homecoming date brought her back home at 9:35 despite the heavily emphasized 9:30 curfew.
GeneralBlox1234
Did she but a new hamster
GeneralBlox1234
*buy
FeversAndMirrors
How about your brother? How does he feel about her behaviour, or you for that matter?
Like20Ninjas
He's cool, he is an alcoholic so he doesn't care.
MountainYankee
it sounds like you might want to do an intervention for both of them then. Not to be rude but your sister might do something else later on
YourBuddyBill
an intervention wouldn't work on someone like the sister, just sayin.
MountainYankee
and your brother might need some help, just a suggestion
scottjaeger
that line would work in so many different contexts...
FeversAndMirrors
:/
ErrantTerrain
Wow. Was it only towards you she behaved that way or to other kids as well?
Like20Ninjas
Just me really.
ErrantTerrain
Aw man, as someone with three younger siblings that hurts me to hear. *hug*
Like20Ninjas
MooseKisses
My husbands you get half sister was a spoiled brat and claimed he rapped her when he was 13 she was 11. 4 days later she confessed the lie
MooseKisses
Younger****
drksilenc
That blows i have a sister 6yrs younger and a bro 12 years younger. for his 15th i bought him an xbox 360. for his 16 i got him a gamer pc.
Greeneyeddevil
Middle child syndrome has nothing to do with this behaviour, your sister might have borderline personality issues though.
imnotfromcanada
(1) I feel the same way about my older sister (8 yr difference) She sexually abused, physically abused, and threatened to kill me from the..
imnotfromcanada
(2) age of 4-10. I told my parents when I was 16, they did nothing. She's their first-born and could never do wrong by them. I hated her..
imnotfromcanada
(3) until last year, when my nephew was born. We "mended fences" for his sake but I still can't stand her. I still feel bitter.
AlecChristensen
Sounds like Shelly from South Park
TakeMyWorfPlease
This is not middle child syndrome. I'm a middle child and a fairly normal and loving person. Your sister is in need of professional help.
jbulldozer
The youngest does get special treatment. The parents give a fuck is broken by then.
RatherRunWhenYouCantCrawl
Sadly this is all too true.
errigal
Youngest of 6. The give a fuck for pictures of me as a baby and child were gone. Would have rather been kid 3 or 4.
ZazzySayWhat
I got lots of special treatment with hand me downs and no braces because money ran out by the time it was my turn.
OSCgal
For us, it was the other way around. My little brother got all the stuff they couldn't (yet) afford for my older brother.
ZazzySayWhat
Here is to paying for it ourselves! (I am getting ready to get them)
PrincessAnus
As the oldest, I get special treatment. Then again I have cancer.
allhailpotatoes
Man, that was dark. Have an upvote.
DeviousRaptor
I actually had the worst parenting as the youngest of 4. I always got hit and singled out by my siblings.And my parents never cared about me
adrizen
It's true. But no need to take it out on the sibling
dinosaurprincess
I did get it as the youngest of four girls. But it never did me any favors. I'm 25 now with very few life skills bc sheltered by all. x_o
BakedNotFried
Truth, but not necessarily a great thing. Sure it's fun when they dc how late you're out, kind of sucks when they dgaf about your problems.
spookhook
Statistically, older siblings are more confident and successful in life so I'm guessing that special treatment does no favors
uhhMurdok
Yeah I'm 28 and have 4 jobs in my life, and am going to school to become a welder/machine repair, my brother is 24 and has had like 30 jobs.
PanicAtTheEverywhere
I'm the youngest and I definitely got more attention than my siblings. But I've also had health problems, so that contributed to it.
FallenPredators22
I think I was treated pretty fair. My parents got me a car. But my 2 of my older sisters got to go to Florida for spring break with the 1/?
jbulldozer
Because a car is only useful for an entire weekend. As the oldest, i didnt get a car. other 2 did. Youngest is a complete fuck up.
FallenPredators22
band. which my parents paid for. along with one getting a lettermans jacket and the other a class ring. All I got was a $500 car. 2/3
FallenPredators22
I feel like it was a semi fair trade off. Even though I would have loved to gone to florida.
BigFanOfDadHumor
As a parent of 3, I fully admit I parent differently with each one. But it has nothing to do with giving no fucks.
Camelspotting
Never done the "you can watch whatever your siblings is watching"
MooseKisses
This makes sense since all kids are different.I was a little rebel and my brother a book worm. Parents disciplined me more for being a shit
gmccollum
It's all about learning and growing. With the first one you don't know wtf you're doing but by the third one you got it on lock
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
No always. I am youngest and never received special treatment.
putyourpawsuplikeyoujustdontgiveafuck
Not*
SilverishFish
Jesus, she sounds like a psychopath. Any 18 year old who kills hamsters for revenge needs to see a clinical psychologist.
DickWhiskers
Xhamster
Kitastrophe
I think I'd need to know how 'accidental' the death was, We're getting only OP's side.
DrunkenWeasel
Exactly.
Azzreal69
I agree with most people here, your sister is fucking dangerous, you dont just kill helpless animals to get at your siblings, bitch be crazy
IBinPainting
any *pers9n* that kill anything in revenge is pretyy fucked up.
RaisinZetaJones
A 13-year-old pushing a 4-year-old off a flatbed is bad enough. 13 is well beyond the "cry for help" stage when children grow out of it.
mitharas
Yeah, but 13 is the fully-retarded-teenager phase.
peopleloveme
Almost, Kevin
CrazyKateKoons
I get that reference +1
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
I didn't but I do now. +1 to both of you.
popejubal
Yay! Now is when we make psychological diagnoses with half of one side of a story! YAY!
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Guys I think we found the sister... Hide all valuables.
Overcucumbered
Wow, sometimes people here are worse than on 9gag...everything doesn't need to be black or white.
popejubal
one one half of an internet sob story. 2/2
popejubal
I have a penis, so I'm unlikely to be anyone's sister. Sister is probably a shitbag, but none of us are qualified to diagnose her based 1/2
chloramphenicolderivative
Tell me a single thing with that could justify killing a hamster and making it look like an accident?
Overcucumbered
Tell me how you know OP didn't just presume that the sister did it on purpose because she was always bullying him?
popejubal
There's always the possibility that it actually was an accident...
LittleDickClique
What other side of the story could justify an adult doing this to a child?
Overcucumbered
The other side of the story might say some of this isn't true? People can assume things and call them facts.
popejubal
letting it out of its cage, but we're hearing OP's side, so we assume that was accident while the hamster was through malice. 3/3
popejubal
I couldn't even guess. Which is why I try not to judge until I hear the both sides. OP said sister claimed it was an accident. It's 1/2
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
20 year old. 20 Christ. Even a 19 year old throwing a ps2 into a pool is so immature it's not even funny.
thiguy365
amyone over like 12
Velexis
I hope she was at least made to pay for it.. If I broke my siblings stuff on purpose like that, I would be :p
Overcucumbered
Something tells me she didn't admit doing it to her parents. People like this tend to be decent liars/manipulators.
ChrisWsrn
Plug the playstation in and then throw her in the pool with it :P
SilverishFish
Ah geez, my mental math is off today. I must go commit honorable sudoku
Gandynutile
You must be tired, you probably meant subaru.
Corona688
No way, you do that and you die!
DickChaney3
First fold a Frisbee really hard
Twinklepot
It is the only option for you
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Either that, or live in shame. Up to you.
SilverishFish
Too many upvotes now to delete comment and correct error
YourBuddyBill
For what it's worth, the fact that sudoku is a number puzzle just makes it funnier.
Sockdotgif
Brennan is that you? Sorry if your not I had a friend who i lost contact with who used to say that all the time :/
SilverishFish
Sorry, I'm not Brennan. Hope you're able to get in touch though!
Sockdotgif
Awe damn. Thanks anyway!
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
EvenSpeedwagon
Very clever
MrPresidentDino
Do you actually get bubble butt pics?
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Not much anymore. Though I don't comment as much anymore as well.
TwoBallsOnePenis
*seppuku, for those wondering, is honorable, voluntary suicide done by self-disembollowment (plunging dagger into abdomen). Then rather ...
TwoBallsOnePenis
...than let you bleed out, a bystander mercifully decapitates you.
sirmilkymilk
Just because she's blood, doesn't mean she's family.
OthortheCute
"The blood of the covenant-" and all that.
general3035
Obama means family!
SirCatstache
*Labamba
LilSis061016
"Blood is thicker than water" was actually intended to convey exactly this. "The blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb"
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Weird seeing someone actually get the quote right haha
ColonelCouch
Is it right though?
OKiluvUBuhBai
LilSis061016
That is terrifying.
ColonelCouch
Can you find a source for that because I thought this was a later interpretation than the original
LilSis061016
I haven't read the originals, but there are a ton of examples. Just google the phrase + origin and texts from the middle ages come up.
Mugfan
Get her kids a drum kit for christmas. That should make up for a lot of your trouble.
Delphboy
A violin works wonders as well!
Kingsmia
My father bought my kids these nerf like guns that fired "spit balls" (they used water) I still haven't forgiven him!! They were everywhere
FrankWesker
Glitter works well too. Especially the gallon drums of it.
LargeVarge
Ahh good old glitter it's like the Devils dandruff.
gldstr
I fucking love you for this response, I want to give you all the upvotes
TwitchTitch
The way she sounds it doesn't seem like it would be very effective. They'd probably "break" somehow.
OhNoItsTheDramaLlama
all of my loud and obnoxious toys would break too! they must be defective!
jaheke1989
I wish I could up vote this more than once.
SilverishFish
Kingsmia
Point taken I know it gets worse :)
Like20Ninjas
My niece has that...
DickWhiskers
Thats prob y shes a bitch
SaintMaceToTheFace
Pure....evil....
Mugfan
Holy cow!
SilverishFish
It's only $10 on Ebay too. Just one click and you can drop ship it anywhere. No one man should have all this power.