thefluffattack
40761
1826
34
Jun 1, 2016 10:03 AM
thefluffattack
40761
1826
34
Bartyfartyhadaparty
Harey beast
jacknurse
Burrow*
Notreallysocial3
Look at the bones!!
kfigs
So can I have THESE as pets or is there an educational video somewhere saying they eat small children or have laser eyes or whatever?
pachyderm
"Borrow"? I'd never lend money to a bunny.
maclaglen
Rabbits are known scoundrels when it comes to repayment of debts.
TurboTinyTorpedo
The thumbnail for this looked like she was doing something else with the bunny...
ShamanOfRamen
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
Stephie0020
Luvatar
My ex kept buying bigger and bigger rabbits. But she was talking about something completely different.
DXAshram
Ah ha! ...Dildo jokes.
ProfessorSprayAndPray
Why is my first reaction on seeing an animal I didn't know about to ask "is it edible?"
piscesdreamer
Night of the Lepus!
ArandomDane
How do they taste?
LordBinz
OMG I want one!
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
Night of the Lepus! http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt0069005/
Stephie0020
They are bigger than Flemish Giants?
ANightAtTheCocksbury
I raised meat rabbits for a year. Half this size. I can't imagine the mountains of poop she must deal with on a daily basis.
SarenStolkholm
I have an idea... http://66.media.tumblr.com/902eaeb0a3ad33356192f5990c1f9b65/tumblr_n1w5jrUyOs1rpk9exo5_r1_400.gif
iwillcallyououtonbs
No, they're four feet long. If they were four feet tall, they would be terrifying.
cvtthekid
Imagine the kicj
jakethelemmon
I don't think tall is the word they're looking for... maybe long?
TheTruthIsSomewhere
I want one. And a pet fox. And a bet squirrel. And a pet raccoon. Where do I get them?
SuperCynic
Don't let them borrow anything, they never pay you back.
HouseOfEvil
Good, this comment is already here. Take my upvote.
ZombiesAreOkay
They're not giant rabbits, they're just a hare too big.
bjarki
theofficialseraphim
That was by far the best pun I've heard all week. Congratulations, you beautiful bastard.
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Ooohhhh....so painful. Hurts so good.
IStoleYoCookie
Read this without context ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Context this without reading.
Istanbul
More bunny is always better.
MuttLove
They're called Flemish giants
Wellfuckadoodledoo
I have one of these. He's the nicest rabbit I've ever owned
Left4dawn
What's the name of this breed? I want to see more pictures. I have always wanted a rabbit
Wellfuckadoodledoo
I think it's a Flemish Giant
Wellfuckadoodledoo
Atleast mine is
emiliato
Can someone explain me the use of "borrow" in the third one, maybe a definition or sth? I don't understand and it's driving me mad
ninmonkey
I think it's burrow.
emiliato
thank, that's actually a revelation
saradactyl
I'm guessing she said 'burrow' but had an accent so the captioning made a mistake.
emiliato
thx, I'm not from an english-speaking country and sometimes here on imgur I struggle with the language, so i thought it wasn't a mistake
saradactyl
I can't imagine how frustrating that would be. DM me if you ever need any translation help :)
emiliato
sure
ihavetwosnakes
And rabbit pellets so big you can use your 9 iron to give them to your neighbor.
JaromirAzarov
"MANURE!"
GimlisaurusRex
HOWDY HO, neighborino! *plop*
Cataleast
I love the fact you used the verb "give"! "Here you go, Bob!" *swing* "Thanks, Gary! (fucking twat...)" ;)
BrosBeforeDINOS
DINKLEBERG!!!
GimlisaurusRex
HOWDY HO, neighborino! *plop*
YetHereIam
*shit wedge
AlphaNate
post is on par
Benjakenja72
Shitt nigga that was a hell of a strike pun.... wrong sport? Shit
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
FORE!!!
Fenrari
Wasn't there a plan to send these to developing countries as a low labour, low resource meat?
maxdecphoenix
developing? developing to what?
FarkasMacTavish
"Developing" is first-world pity-speech for "poor and shitty".
maxdecphoenix
oh, i know, i was just trying to walk him into a gotcha-trap
zigzagler
kim jong un claimed he had 7 of them imported to start such a program, what with rabbits' breeding habits. he ate all 7 himself.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Aren't rabbits generally a not very nutritious meat?
Fenrari
It's protein that grows quickly and can eat grass to produce meat.
MSGinSC
I think Australia's problems would have put them off that plan.
Dipstick58
What problem is that?
MSGinSC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia
Rifneno
1- About 100 years ago, someone let a dozen rabbits loose in the Death World known as Australia. Today, there are more rabbits in
DrSunglasses
Billions of rabbits breeding uncontrollably across the continent.
Dipstick58
So they are .... Going at it like rabbits?
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
I doubt that would be a problem in Ethiopia.
fnec
Well to be fair we didn't think it'd be a problem here. Same thing happened with cane toads, foxes, etc. Introducing species is usually bad.
Rifneno
2- Australia than human beings on Earth. And it's only getting worse. They fuck faster than anything can eat them.
Possboi
They were actually bred for food along with Flemish Giants, who are also quite large. They are very similar, but are still different breeds.
Possboi
And I am not one for rabbit eating. I feel that they have unique enough personalities to warrant the same respect as dogs or cats.
icookfoodandfightfire
as someone whos eaten dog, cat and rabbit, dogs and cats aren't great for eating. Rabbit on the other hand is very lean and really tasty
bond100
There's damn good eating on a cat
SlutForStarWarsLore
I respect you opinion, yet disagree. Sorry for all the downvotes.
Possboi
It's just how imgur works. I'd just rather avoid eating a rabbit with all the buns I've hung out with. Not like "heathens you eat rabbits".
BeerBatteredandBold
I heard at that big they become carnivorous
bunnyrut
ha! i understood that reference!
vegivamp
Nah, not generally. That's only ever been documented in THAT rabbit from THAT movie.
ninmonkey
Fun fact: Even animals like hamsters and mice become cannibals if needed.
HatsAreEssential
Hamsters will eat their young even if they have plenty of food. They adorable little psychopaths.
ninmonkey
Timmy was a bad boy. I didn't send Timmy to the corner. I ate Timmy. --mom
FooQuuxman
Most mother animals will eat their dead children. Makes sense: why waste vital nutrients needed to make more babies? Nature is fucked up.
HatsAreEssential
No no, hamsters eat live ones.