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TwinkleFi
I'm pretty sure that the innie or outie are a result of how much pressure what put on the cord while the baby was in utereo.
maxxssodance
I have both an innie and an outie. One bellybutton obviously. I have both
Atomsk
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-35RvK7jwZIs/VPDwRZKzckI/AAAAAAAAFrA/oXJ1pcZJI3E/w506-h750/tumblr_lxvj47GdKp1qc3ap4o1_500.gif
MADhouse64
Fun fact: You can tell identical twins apart by comparing their belly buttons. Our bodies' first scar. (With their permission of course!)
SluntBiggums
I only recently learned that it has nothing to do with the cut. Also umbilical cords are very difficult to cut.
sandwiched
Have you ever wondered what us adults have behind our bellybuttons? I mean, we used to get all of life's needs through there, y'know?
DangerTrain
Having an innie belly button because you're fat is like sleeping soundly because you have a concussion.
sadquesadilla
My daughter has no belly button, what does she get?
PenicilliumCamemberti
Uhm, jewelry made from the shell of the egg where she hatched from? I'm not educated about the traditions of your people.
ValleytotheSea
I think it has more to do with how the belly button is cared for while healing.
MoxnesMonster6
My dad honestly thought babies umbilical cords are connected to the mothers belly button. Had to explain anatomy and pregnancy to an old man
BigfudgeDrshokk
And pregnant ladies have them, that you’re apparently not allowed to boop
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
well, you're not allowed to.
otdftw
Why
mgeemyboy
Personal space and all that.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Really think a severely pregnant lady is going to be able to catch you if you boop her belly and run?
BishkekBeats
Prob not but man in the unlikely scenario where she can just imagine how terrifying that would be
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
NoCoconutOnlyPineapple
When my wife was preggo I called it "The fun button". She wasn't amused.
chelli
It feels weird and unpleasant. Source: I'm pregnant
Voltorez
I haven’t been able to touch by belly button since I was a child because there is always a sharp stabbing pain so I cant even clean it.
Lunavalve
Yeah, somethin' is off with mine too. We should probably talk to doctors or witches or I dunno. Thoughts?
yetiburglar
when I dig in to my navel, it makes my butthole feel weird
Fahargo
Me to it's weird
RaynWisp
... go on.
periwinklepanda
Eh, it actually isn't really the doctor's fault (unless they do a terrible job at clamping the umbilical cord). It has to do with the /1
DirtyAxeWound
Glad to see someone in here understands human bio.
periwinklepanda
length of time it takes the umbilical arteries and veins to naturally constrict in response to having the blood source off. The cord /2
periwinklepanda
then atrophies and falls off. If the cord falls off at about the level of skin then you get an innie. For some people a longer chunk of /3
periwinklepanda
of their umbilical vasculature stays open, keeping slightly more tissue perfused and alive so the umbilical cord dies off unevenly, which /4
periwinklepanda
causes an outie.
RPeggio
I was just going to say that.
mandadadada
Mine herniated due to coughing a lot. So they had to repair n idk what else, so it's sorta not in or out, it's shallow n scared
somewhataroused
I had a massive outie as a kid it stuck out more than 1cm, now it's an innie
Dbutt
The perk of an inny is you can get fat enough and fit a whole roll of quarters in there.
geiokami
Or a doughnut hole!
ThatOneFur
Um. . .
GnomeMode
.........
ythoythoythoytho
TheMandaloreWhore
EccentricNimoy
Or have an umbilical hernia that looks like you're giving birth to unholy spawn.
SealandIsARealCountry
Or when you have a repaired umbilical hernia and your belly button has scar tissue like it was playing with razor wire
CanadianEngineer
I'm gonna regret googling this aren't I.
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TheImgurWarsMadeMe
He ded.
CanadianEngineer
Don't put the word "perforated" in front..
Jerojero
Definite perk
TheLetterD
That's not where they cut. The umbilical cord stump falls off on its own and leaves behind the belly button.
mechanimated
the type of belly button you end up with is determined in large part by the way the knot is tied. this is a psa from 2019
Thefrenchnewt
Also, doctors do not cut the cord. They are even no longer present at births.
TigerViking
Illsaysomethingjusttomakeyoumad
This is kinda true. I cut my daughter's cord. It's very common for family present to perform it. The Dr was busy closing up my wife's belly.
Thefrenchnewt
I'm french and I guess it's not the same in USA. Doctors are only present when the births are difficults (c-section...).midwives do the rest
robertsonofpaul
I'm pretty sure there are doctors present at birth. Either that, or I imagined the one that was there when my son was born.
kibal4ish
Depends where. Hospitals you'll have MD and a nurse. Home - likely midwife.
Thefrenchnewt
Was it a c-section or difficult pregnancy ? In France doctors have been replaced by midwives unless it is a difficult pregnancy.
bigkingdingaling
Aha, it was actually me!
Pentacus
"Ya ha ha! You found me!"
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Dio?
youwiththeguitar
Handles it but docs will drop in during the Labour and be around in case things don't go so well to plan 2/2
MakeTabbouleNotWar
The Doctor definitely plays catch. They clamp the umbilical cord up, ask the father if he wants to cut, or they go ahead and do it.
Thefrenchnewt
Midwives do it in France, as long as everything is ok before and during the birth.
Kaeleido
No longer present? What update changed this?
Thefrenchnewt
In France, the doctors no longer follow pregnant women at the hospital. Midwives do it. Except for first pregnancies and risky ones.
Thefrenchnewt
I don't know when it changed...
gandalfthegay98
Lol bullshit ???? where did you come up with that
Thefrenchnewt
A country called France.
Thefrenchnewt
Also that's what happened with the birth of my two children.
gandalfthegay98
You're qualified to birth your own child or?
Illsaysomethingjusttomakeyoumad
Some people do home births with mid wife. Also some hospitals get super busy and if its a natural birth a mid wife handles it.
Thefrenchnewt
In France the midwives help with more births than doctors.
Serverdamager
Why downvote this. Two births here, one cesarean (with Dr), one natural (with midwives).
Thefrenchnewt
I do not understand why people downvote us... but I guess birth is perceived as a medical act in USA...
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Means they can charge more for it I guess
TigerViking
No because infant mortality is significantly higher with midwives vs doctors.
Thefrenchnewt
Of course. Asking midwives to do the job, when doctors are not necessary, seems logical...
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Because there are still doctors present at births as you just confirmed yourself?
Serverdamager
Not all births. Just ones requiring medical intervention. The inference from the original statement is all births.
youwiththeguitar
UK here - worked in o&g and it's rare for a doctor to be present at the moment of birth unless something goes wrong-normally the midwife 1/2
Thefrenchnewt
Thank you. I think I have upset about 50 people...
AlternativeAccount157893
I'd rather have a shitty belly button cut than a shitty circumcision.
Thesteveadin
sounds like a rip-off.
KyrosXIII
I have a shitty circumcision. Anesthesia didn't completely work. T'was local anesthesia too so I was screaming. Nxt kid's prolly traumatized
KyrosXIII
Also healing didn't completely work so now I have what was it, a flesh bridge? Helmet has a strap on one side. Forced leftward tilt.
TheAxeNinja
What if you like anal with a girl who doesn't clean well? Then your circumcision will always be shitty
Jerojero
Ewwww..... but you’re not wrong
Bortus
David Reimer?
Lordrednaught
You here about the one about the cheap circumcision? It was a rip off!
BewilderedBeaver
Hiw is that an either-or choice?
Bossvoss
DetectiveGaff
5,000 hours in ms paint
projectiledisfunction
That was the MOST appropriate time for this
schrutefarmms
AkLonewolf
https://imgur.com/Ss1Tla5
HumanFlag
This is so badly done I love it
2flower
https://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2016/07/29034202/varys.jpg
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
My circumcision went so well, I gave him a tip.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
What do you call a shitty circumcision? A ripoff.
VesuvianPrime
What is it with Americans and genital mutilation?
KaiserSkald
Christianity and male disposability, and unfortunately it's not just the USA.
Derfin
Greetings from Europe, mostly christian, we still cherish our foreskins!
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
It's a holdover from when a quack doctor said it would help prevent masturbation. Then dads wanted their kid's dicks to be like theirs. Yeah
PmMeGifsForSauce
Wasn't it Kellog? The cereal guy.
Pentacus
"I'm not sure we should be taking advice from a guy who says cornflakes stop you jacking it" -Nobody apparently
PmMeGifsForSauce
It was probably a slow burn. Crazy ideas like that tend to take some convincing to get people on board with. He also suggested destroying >>
GatDangHippies
Yep.
InhumanBanana
Well friend, if you think it's only Americans then I've got some news for you!
InhumanBanana
It's not
EccentricNimoy
mackinskor
A little insider info: snipping a small piece of skin near birth isn’t mutilation. Source: my dick isn’t Stukov’s arm
DoctorEnsignCrusher
Here, here. I personally prefer circumcised dicks.
VetVed
You're wrong. It is an act of physical injury that degrades the appearance or function of a living body.
mackinskor
I’m not wrong. If I had an uncircumcised dick I would have been pissed that my parents were living in the Stone Age when I was born
VetVed
Why would you be pissed? If you want to remove your foreskin you can make that descion later. Don't force it upon babies who can't undo it.
Terminology
You're factually wrong. And as another 'insider', don't tell people how to feel about their genitals being cut without their consent.
mackinskor
Well if we’re talking facts, I factually didn’t tell anyone how to feel, so please get off your uncircumcised high horse.
Terminology
You said it isn't mutilation. It by medical definition is and people can feel as if they're mutilated. And I'm circumcised myself.
Lujanobean
Tbh the only thing I’d have against it is that a majority of American women don’t find uncircumcised penis attractive
AmirGarib
It looks disgusting
Lujanobean
Yeah I personally think it looks weird too, but to each their own
Terminology
I know right. It's like women who haven't had a labiaplasty or female circumcision. Disgusting how the natural body looks. Go FGM!
Lujanobean
Oh no don’t get me wrong, I was just raised by society to think it looks gross but even if I know, it doesn’t change that I think it’s gross
AmirGarib
Comparing these two shows you have no clue what you are talking about.
EzraFell
It's easier to keep clean.
drosophilamelanogaster
Lazy.
VetVed
That old stupid excuse. No it is not, and cutting our ears off would make for less cleaning too.
lytzoff
THIS! While we're at it lets pull our fingernails and toenails out too.
hulkmad
Wat? I can't hear you, my parents circumcised the wrong end!
leonbloodbane
I mean...just beat off in the shower with soap
thdudedude
Dude! That irritates the skin....i hear
GatDangHippies
It's fine if you use soap every now and then. But not every bath/shower. Just running water will be fine most of the time.
leonbloodbane
I clean with water
TheType95
It's funny, a couple of times on here I've mentioned circumcision in a negative light, I get bombarded by a sudden swarm of downvotes. =/
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
You talk about circumcision in a positive light and you get swarmed by downvotes. You can't win really.
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Jerojero
You obviously have an outie
Justineer
Whenever I get upset that my mom won't let me trim the plants in our yard, I remember that that same mindset saved my junk from circumcision
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
I have a shitty circumcision. Everything looks normal, but the insensitivity is a struggle. Let's not mutilate genitals at birth maybe?
Terminology
I have a normal circumcision. Still wish that I hadn't. Genital mutilation is bad and should be condemned for what it is.
rowdypup
Hey! Have you tried foreskin restoration? I’ve been doing it for about a year and have had great results. I was in the same boat as you.
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
I have nerve damage, man. The skin isn't the part I need or want
rowdypup
Oh damn, I’m sorry to hear that. We shouldn’t go chopping pieces off of people.
RogueEwok
I had to get circumcised a few years ago for health reasons, as did my brother. I just don't want my future kids to experience that.
RogueEwok
I would probably never do it, but if I were to then that's why. Fuck people who do it for aesthetics or don't want to clean it
rowdypup
My dad wanted me to get cut, “so I’d look like him” great, cuz sex is really fucking boring unless I have a dick up my ass.
Somnophobe
I have three boys and none of them have been circumcised. If they really want one, they can make their own minds up about it.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
THANK YOU. GOOD PARENT.
Terminology
Thank you. I have always regretted that my parents made that choice for me. It's irreversible and I wish I had a say in it.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Google "foreskin restoration" there's tuggers and stuff you can buy to somewhat reverse it. It restores a lot of sensitivity over time.
AdmiralButtStuff
Not sure why this gets downvotes. If it had been up to me I wouldn't have been. 0 medical benefits to it (barring a condition).
TheSecondToLastAirbender
There's a piece of flesh that connects the head to the foreskin. I've torn that multiple times. I wish I was snipped at birth
MistressLyda
That is a 15-20 min trip to the doctor, and a few days with painkillers.
doctorbees
You can always get the procedure done as an adult.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
You have the option to get it done if you'd like. And if you do it, more power to you. The thing is, a lot of us didn't get the option.
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doctorbees
That is patently false given modern hygiene and sanitation. It's mutilation no matter what bullshit you use to justify it.
OGShitPoster
clownbloodonthewindshield
Rest in peace Lafayette
Diddykongkey
I have a shitty circumcision. The helmet has chin straps. Friggen weird looking so I have to eat ass to get by. Thanks, parents.
ArtemisAetheria
Circumcision revision. Apparently it's a real thing.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I have a knife and a can-do attitude if you want to do something about it!
aPokal
That's called rape. Rape is bad.
PwnageHobo
"Can-do", not "will-do, without consent"
myfriendwhodoesntgetit
He is saying he can cut the chin straps
Gribblecillin
He offered. That aint rape son.
IchWillSchlafen
I'd rather have a shitty belly button cut, then a shitty circumcision.
EzraFell
"Then" describes chronological order, not a comparison as "than" does.
IchWillSchlafen
that was the joke