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Mar 19, 2021 12:59 PM
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bananaforekin
Well. That was horrible.
YourIceCreamMan
I've also had patients deliver stools directly into my hands- not baby sized. The 1st couple of times it happens is gross- after- just funny
Jaqdakloun
OK, that's my cue, good night everyone.
MyleKeville
Yeah, they don’t make enough money.
tarataqa
sound on
dylanthemoist
WaterYourPlants
S4qFBxkFFg
When people are large enough they can't move themselves, whoever brings them food is partially to blame.
number1keeper
Yeah it seems like it's a situation that would resolve itself if they weren't fed
cardinal29
"My 600lb Life" was all about the enablers. Feeders
WardStradlater
Sounds more like a nurse haha. In our hospital a doctor would not help a patient onto a bed pan if you paid them to haha.
VinnyVeritas
Lord have mercy. Caring for humans is not pretty or easy or nearly rewarding enough! Bless all of you who do -
boonesaloon
No doctor in America does that job. That's nurses
TheTaintHair
WeCantHaveNiceThings
I like throwing up in my mouth, it seems we can coexist.
GrumpyOldMillennial
YourIceCreamMan
Hey RNs: Ever cared for patients with the Dx of Mega-colon? Yikes. Another favorite: C. Diff. How about an active G.I. Bleed?
Feralkyn
I'm not a nurse, but how bad is it in humans? I know in animals it can basically be a death sentence (megacolon)
TheStargateIsReal
I had C Diff. I shit myself in front of my then partner and they didn’t immediately leave me. That’s how I knew I had to marry them.
rossonerinho
bfreeze01
Afewflowers
This is why I could never be a nurse. I saw enough just as a phlebotomist.
GoldDragonHighLord2
This reminds me if r/fatpeoplehate. It was full of stories like this
SomebodyThatIsntMe
sheebalasvegas
which one did you eat? or was this a combo plate?
Cheomesh
Two bean burritos
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
That looks delicious! The sandwich doesn't look bad either, but I'm not a fan of sour cream.
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Some people really have no class...making a comment like that. A sandwich??? That’s clearly a wet burrito!
Ghalagor
Where's the banana for scale?
Gianttesticlemonster
Howcmany Courics was it!?
guamarama
Nurse story. No way a dr gets a patient on a bed pan
Blackranger3d
In small towns, like northern Ontario.
Sugarbritches21
Or a CNA. They're underappreciated
Demmayyy
Was looking for a comment like this. As a nurse, no way that was a doc hahah
ilhares
As a patient, I am so thankful I never had to subject nurses to this situation. You guys are the absolute rocks of that foundation.
rumpleforeskinforthewin
Kind of short sighted to give her laxatives and not immediately drag her to a fucking toilet.
Rumpocalypse
They don't always work and patients feel miserable. Not very nice to just drag them out of bed. We have folks to clean if needed.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Kind of short sighted to drag her to a toliet without knowing if pt/ot has cleared her, unable to ambulate, if she's on heavy narcotics,
DearSweetBabyYoda
Has a hx of orthostatic hypotension, recent abdominal surgery, clear liquid diet, high fall risk medications, active infusions, etc...
Baltzdelirium
I think you forgot this is the internet for a second. Happens to us all.
DearSweetBabyYoda
Sorry, I get triggered about people moving patients without asking the nurse first.
rumpleforeskinforthewin
Sadly nurses don’t know absolutely everything. You don’t know how long she has been in the hospital, only that she hasn’t pooped in awhile..
Baltzdelirium
No worries just don't want you upset over something as silly as ignorance the comment could've been made by a ten year old.
YourIceCreamMan
Are you a health care worker? You don't give laxatives and then immediately place the patient on the toilet. It can take hours / days
mehimbored
minipancho94
Well now that the plug is gone..... let's just make sure evacuation orders are issued to everyone down stream...
lizabomiza
What movie is this?
sometimesifeellikeanut
Hall Pass
hitman35007
Hall Pass I do believe
FWTYG
Hall Pass
PerthAussieMike
I can't imagine the mess if it were as runny as diarrhea and the patient had to be cleaned.
thefatlonelyjew
I can. Friends don't let friends become nurses.
lonewolf9556
Unfortunately, I've had to clean up that kind of mess....it's pretty fuckin bad
TeddyBearHeaven
That likely came after the big blockage. The afterbirth, if you will.
IAmTheNewOne
I FUCKING WILL NOT
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
MrRandom314159
SidewalkWidflower
Yep
jimmyhowlett
I know this isnt the point and we're not supposed to fat shame, but if someone is so obese they cant defecate on their own - teaching 1/
jimmyhowlett
To accept their body as is, is enabling and it's going to kill them. In am expensive, frustrating way. 2/2
Atarnia
People that heavy have multitude of problems and I'm quite sure none of them are caused by body positivity.
taxiviolence
Self hate is a huge driver to keep eating more. If you hate yourself why would you put so much effort to change. If you love yourself you
taxiviolence
Might start seeing the point in being healthier. Being kind and supportive works better than being cruel and judgemental
Feralkyn
They may well be mentally disabled or the like.
chirlishgambino
I really hope this is fake
DrBricky
Happens all the time
tamar1211
It’s not I see this every day. #nurselife
gotohe11carolina
2 words, feculent vomiting... it gets so much worse
WillemHellfire
JFC. Why did I look this up?
RileaSW
I know this one from an emergency response show.
YourIceCreamMan
Can confirm. Frequently happens when you roll a patient onto their side to change a dressing, new sheets, etc. Cheeks part- out it comes.
CrazyCatLadyGiggles
Happens all the time. Roll a patient over to clean in the morning bed bath, 10 minutes later they have a bm. Moving got things moving
loma45
The fact that it was a solid poop means this could have been so, so much worse. Why make up a comparatively tame story?
Mithi
Because if it isn't solid, what is holding it in?
Feralkyn
Many things could, and stool softeners are named for a reason :D
Blackranger3d
No. My sis is an Obgyn, the stories she tells of the poop that women pass during labour. No open toed shoes. ?
Mithi
Feralkyn
Women poop while giving birth? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I've never had a kid and that sounds awful and embarrassing, damn
Blackranger3d
They are pushing like crazy. So everything comes out.
brobinson2001
Plus, the baby's head is like squeezing a toothpaste tube, except it's the colon
Feralkyn
Daaamn, I never knew.
pygmypufftrampstamp
yep, it's all the same muscle groups. To the point that if you're in late labour and feel like you have to "go the DO NOT let you go to /1
DearSweetBabyYoda
As a RN, I can confirm this happens on the regular and most of us get kinda excited for it...
IIikethecutofyourjib
You people are insane. You have to be. Thank you for being you❤
makeSX
How do you cope with it? I mean I work with certain dangerous machinery, but I couldnt do that
DearSweetBabyYoda
Poop stopped phasing me when I became a father, it's the patients who just dont care about living that take their toll.
makeSX
I'm a father of three and cleaning their shit is different than taking a catch of a turdmissilebabyburrito
DearSweetBabyYoda
Very true but I feel it prepared me better than others to just power through, breath through your mouth!
camena
orbitn
I mean, at some point, it's gotta pass. I know.. someone who was in a bad state after a seizure and takes pain meds and other >
orbitn
anticholinergic meds as well as some bulking supplements. After not going for a week, unable to walk, felt like dying, couldn't open >
orbitn
door for emergency services, thought..he had ruptured something inside. It passed in the most painful, sudden, cramping, screaming way
orbitn
and now I..err he always has a bottle of milk of magnesia. Because guess what, seizure meds dry you out too..
MsKatBoogie
Why excited?
BlacknCrimsonRose
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writer4life724
From visiting people in hospital, painkillers cause constipation. Freeing the pipes is a good sign of being released soon.
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Scat fetish obviously
Rumpocalypse
Because severe constipation is dangerous and the patients feel miserable.
Beezlebubble
A child who had issues and had to have enemas (so much cheese) yep
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
My nurse friend told me about a patient she had... It started back filling into the stomach. Til the patient vomited. One of the most 1
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Unpleasant stories I've heard from a nurse and exactly why they deserve to be paid more.
DearSweetBabyYoda
This, constipation can lead to so many other complications pain being the most common