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May 4, 2025 1:49 PM
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JackalopeElope
jejorda2
A sick/injured/deformed person might be contagious, or might be a target for a predator that can come after you next. Also makes a poor parent, so the revulsion is useful to prevent passing on bad genes.
thelategirl
#1 Do normal people have meaningless sex dreams?
PostalHeathen
#35 In their defense, therapy is expensive. Freezing to death is free, though.
wiregeek
In their defense, cold weather camping is an absolutely amazing experience. There's a joy to it, the satisfaction of being warm and comfortable in an environment that is not suited for you. The best time I ever spent with my father was at 50 below - he was a full blown alcoholic and I hadn't realized I was an alcoholic yet, but we ended up making two shots of brandy last us all evening, staring at the lake and the forest and scraping the frost off. Why should we be ashamed of taking 1/2
wiregeek
Why should we be ashamed of partaking in an transcendent and awe inspiring experience, something that supports our inner selves and exposes us to glory and majesty? Instead of smugging out that "men will do anything to avoid therapy", pull your head out and try something that is good for you.
byronwilliams4010
#21 I had a British friend who referred to the darkest toaster setting as 'Satan's Arse Crack.'
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
#3 and for like 10 seconds, while the good goo oozes into the folds, it does fix everything.
Richter12x2
#25 or an Afghan hound taking a dump in someone's weedy front yard
AgnesGooch
#42 “But in general, take my advice, when you meet anything that’s going to be human and isn’t yet, or used to be human once and isn’t now, or ought to be human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” Mr. Beaver- The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.”
VosperOfAntarctica
#35 I can do both dammit!
kheltan
#26 pixar movie!
Amandlaman
This was awesome! Thanks!
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Yeah... High school was wild, trying to ask out a crush during those years were wild. First thing that pops to mind is that you somehow standing there, with your crush in the school steps and somehow there was no one else around, then they ask you how your day's been and somehow a wind blows to your direction knocking them a bit to your arms, and somehow it flash forwards to marriage with 10 kids. I hate my brain then, and I hate it no even more.
evilspock
#42
There was - and is. Dead people look like people, and if they died of a communicable disease, they may still be very dangerous. In addition, their bodies may attract scavengers. Burying or burning our dead is a survival trait.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
#50 so, The Hunger Games?
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
#8 sometimes you just need to stare into the space between spaces for a minute and then back to fun times.
madnessfromthesea
#2 I keep reading the cartoonist's name as Giant Spider.
CommanderKitten
#42 YES! CORPSES! WHEN GRANDMA DIES, STOP HUGGING HER! BURY YOUR DEAD! DIE FROM DISEASE LESS!
PacMan4Life
#12 Oooffff!!! That hit me where I live. Also why I haven't tried to get a date in so long
acuteavocado7
same here. can someone who can afford therapy explain why?
youlooklikehalfabuttpuppet
I’ve definitely struggled with this as well.
smax410
#11 people who say that obviously have no love or joy inside themselves.
SuitablyIronicMoniker
#24 Ooh, my my
PostalHeathen
#15 Yes, but you should practice on a hot dog first, or you'll rip your dick off.
AlphaNone
"Are you Luke Skywalker? I've got something for you: a letter!"
ThisGuyPostingThings
A hot dog? Somebody's got a large ego.
RevolutionOnHerLips
a hot dog is large?
JohnThatcher
It's not?
ChelVanin
You guys are getting sex dreams?
Zedrapazia
I dreamed of a random underweight measly looking anime cowboy jizzed on my bed, so I stole his pelvis, insulted his hat to make him cry and then ate him whole.
I have no idea what that means.
RevolutionOnHerLips
the other night I dreamed a girl I was friends with got naked at a hotel resort and I was excited because we were going to cuddle. lol
FaecalJacksonPollock
I just dream of the unfathomable vistas of the Beyond, primordially horrifying yet ever enticing, their forbidden song calling out to me.
Furrybutnotfurry
I dreamt about hugging a dog last night so that was nice,
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
My dog was psycho analyzing me, somehow she sounds like my Psychiatrist, keeps asking about my anger management.
ChelVanin
That is nice
albaboss
I’m 7 weeks pregnant and I’ve been having SO MANY sex dreams
albaboss
So yeah if you want more sex dreams just get pregnant
ChelVanin
Might be hard as a dude, but it can’t hurt to try.
Vortexhelios320
It actually can hurt, but that is what aftercare is for!