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Jul 31, 2014 3:09 AM
SpaceCurlz
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nerdycatt
i only played Skyrim to ride a horse all over the map and harvested wild edibles like a hippie.
1zaya
My levitating Cabbages!
PaganRaven
I just got off a Skyrim kick but think I might have to go back into the world of Nirn.
PlutosNotAPlanet
I want a mod of this, to where you find Haley Williams body with a journal and cabbage nearby, and the journal has these updates in them.
warneverchanges
"Are the wolves in Skyrim vegan?" Hahaha
yoshifreak
I like to think that this is what all those city guards got up to before their knee incidents.
DotCarvell
Meh, it's never been a problem for me. Even when I'm wasted my spelling is perfectly fine.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Lol damnit now I need to go play some Skyrim.
ISammael
This post is going to the top of a mountain. To levitate.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Ahhh a case of Skyrim madness....glorious Skyrim madness
GodOfDownvotes
I FINISHED SKYRIM! 6 TIMES! I waisted 2 years. 720 days!!!!
TsarNikolai
I always upvote skyrim and fallout
PocketSoDeep
I think now that by playing the game "correctly" unto completion I was, in fact, playing it wrong.
TerminatorOfHopesAndDreams
I hear ya.
birdkins
This is the most awesome thing I will read all week.
Avatar720
+1 For Paramore.
Albertiarp
You want to know what happens at the end? Nothing. Fucking nothing. I was pissed.
dryerdoor
Karl Smallwood really knows how to play a video game.
dennisfinch
Follow him. He's a writer. writes for Cracked among other places. He's super funny.
dryerdoor
I will now. Thanks!
dalekalpha
squarrel
whutserface
Once, my ex bought some donuts and when he drove home he went around a turn too fast and the donuts fell on the floor. He Yelled MY DONUTS!
zinkral
Wow, there realy is a GIF for anyting
puchidamus
Avatar: The Last Airbender. Watch it.
mambypambyland
thank you sir
dalekalpha
I aim to please
Osper
One of my characters has a room in a home filled with nothing but Sweetrolls, Pie, and every bit of cheese in Skyrim.
MsMiyako
MY CABBAGES!!!
dennisfinch
I'm friends with this dude. Awesome. He is a writer for Cracked and other stuff. Super funny guy!
DocSki
This is by far the most awesome memoirs of time wasted!
ResetButton
Much better than my mediocre memoir of time wasted that is my imgur post submission history.
thisaccountisembarrassingsoichangedthename
Beats my thirteen buckets full of Skooma and Nord Mead.
aerowyn
Not bad, but I prefer the memoirs of Sarah the Implausible http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/08/09/an-illusionist-in-skyrim-part-1/
PinkAmazonQueen
Never played, would probably make village of cabbage
tiduszecht
never played, would probably end up with a house full of shoes
SpoonOfDoom
Time enjoyed or time spent carrying fake cabbage up a virtual mountain and livetweeting it are not time wasted.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Time enjoyed is never wasted. X)
thisusernamehasalreadybeentaken
I don't know... The one where the sims guy burns a house down is pretty legitimate as well
ZOMGNO
If this isn't the meaning of Skyrim, I don't know what is.
EddieMcfork
Taking pictures of your screen because you can't take screenshots #justconsolethings
IwishIcouldbethepersonmydogthinksIam
Like I need more reason to continue my 300hrs Skyrim game...
corivscori
If Bethesda didn't want nonsensical shennanigans in their games they shouldn't have made such a gloriously open world.
Cassiraa
'Do you think Bethesda expected some asshole to climb to the top of a mountain just to see if they could' You bet your sweet ass they did.
Riddick08
So you're saying Bethesda was asking for it? This is why we need feminism.
fracturematt
I'm on year 3 of playing Skyrim and I still play every damn day.
metalgearsolidv
I paraphrase Todd Howard "if we haven't encouraged the player to complete the storyline, then we have failed as game designers"
metalgearsolidv
This is an interesting video everyone here should watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wujJnlsJh4
MrPredator
There are also horrible mods, scary mods. They do things that should not exist within a game.
corivscori
Like the Macho Man Randy Savage one? http://imgur.com/s0cNKKt
MrDrWatson
Links please :-)
bumpadumpp
like what? (:
MrPredator
Some I can't mention, but one that comes to mind is a breast augmentation mod. Anime Physics in Skyrim.... Those are some strong lady backs.
DorionBullOrIronBorian
Truer words were never spoken
ranchenthusiast
i first thought Skyrim would be like GTA n have no repercussions to crimes i've committed. Then i stole a carrot and a guard arrested me.
Sasstiel
I thought it would be like Fable so I killed the first chicken I saw (in Fable you can punt them) and the whole village attacked me.
AllHailTheDramaLlama
At least you didn't kill a chicken... or accidentially FusRoDahed the Jarl of Whiterun...
Moirawr
Lol I've done that one too. Fortunately he has a short term memory.
IDidJust
Yea..first time I killed a chicken I had fired an arrow at a bandit..he moved out of the way..it continued to fly and went out of view 1/?
IDidJust
soon after a guard joined me in the fighting the bandit off, bandit died, then the guard came up to me and told me that I was to be 2/?
IDidJust
arrested for killing a chicken, apparently my arrow flew past the bandit and took out a chicken 100 ft away. #RandomSkyrimThings 3/3
NeonRitari
I did tose things in Markath, and it was no accident. I'm never going back there in that save, mostly because I have 140000 bounty there.
AllHailTheDramaLlama
My save somehow glitched during the 'escape the mine/jail' quest... I am now unable to pay my bounty in Markath and cannot fast travle 1/2
AllHailTheDramaLlama
because I'm 'running from guards' and all the while all the guards threat my as a normal citicen...
NeonRitari
I might have done some other things as well than those I confessed...
UristMcLazy
Wait, is that seriously in the 6 digit range? HOW? I've hit 25k in Solitude killing EVERYONE (long story, bad wedding), but 140k? Yikes.
ExperimentKraj
Skyrim gets obsessive with punishing "crimes". You can be in the middle of a fight to save someone's town from a dragon that landed (1/*)
ExperimentKraj
in the center of it and started cooking civilians, and once you accidentally clip someone with your sword who got in the way of (2/*)
ExperimentKraj
THE MOTHAFUCKIN' DRAGONBORN, you're now Public Enemy #1. Ditto if you're a hero of the land and accidentally pick up something that (3/*)
ExperimentKraj
isn't yours. (4/4)
myusualusernamewastaken
3 am and i am booting up my 360. fuck you +1.
superparadox
Pft, peasant.
jsktrogdor
Dont pretend you were going to go to bed.
CashewsCureDepression
In their defense they didn't say they were
IComeHereForBoobsAndRecipes
i'm waiting with baited breathe for a PS4 port so i can do this all over again.
rooble
Man I hope this happens.
brandsilven
Steam Big Picture mode to connect to your home entertainment system. Full Skyrim HD experience now. :)
thebarnet
Done that it's epic
troublemutt
http://imgur.com/UKhGa
frenzyguy
vegan wolf.
Apomelasma
who is hayley williams and what's her problem with butterflies?
rudejohn
She saw a shooting star and had a wish right now wish right now wish right now and I think she wished for some butterflies.
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JeanLucPicard
Oh haha I thought it was referring to "I should be over all the butterfliiiiieeees" in In To You.
ConstipatedUnicorn
I thought it was a reference to the song Brick By Boring Brick, where she says "She's ripping wings off of butterflies."
MaggieFresh
It is
doobette
Search, "Paramore, Brand New Eyes"
Schmedes
Search, "Hayley Williams' Sweet Titties"
Bhargo
Paramore song: Brick By Boring Brick.
StackedInaTuxedo
I actually got the reference :) Highlight of my boring day...
akujin
Is that the name of one of their songs or a description of them all?
TheNeo0z
one of them, :D
Sumnus
I'm fairly certain Paramore is a rather well-liked band for the most part.
Smayds
Skyrim does have a better memory than me. I walk into towns and the guards pull their swords and I can't for the life of me remember why.
SugarSmack
When you went on a killing rampage, did you not make a save point before hand?
ShadowXII
I woke up with a hangover in Markarth, walked outside and was arrested for 1,050 gold worth of bounty. Never been to Markarth before.
disatisfactory
I too had a high bounty in Markarth when first went there. Guards been sayin I conspired with the Forsworn although I never did O_o
Seemsfloored
Sounds like a good game. Might consider buying it when I have a half decent pc
ShadowXII
It's great because it just gives you a huge open world and a few toys, and says "Here, go play."
opheleon
Just wait until the next Steam (Christmas) sale (even without your new PC), it will be probably on sale again.
obviouslyyourenotagolfer
And also if you buy it on steam, you can put it on all of your future PCs anyhow.
Seemsfloored
I do that anyway. Bought a load of shit in the summer sale *praise to the steam gods* and now they're just in my library staring at me.
obviouslyyourenotagolfer
Like strippers, look but don't play.
crassigyrinus
That's a daedric quest
ShadowXII
Doesn't explain the bounty.
Smayds
And WHAT a quest. It's like, "What the hell did I DO last night?!"
crassigyrinus
It confused the shit out of me a the time for sure
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Resisted arrest because I wasn't aware of wrongdoing.Murdered about 15 guards before escaping.Thankfully the bounty disappeared in the end.