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Fun stuff.
DarkSock
Michael Scott: "rate my set-up"
Avocadoboi69
#26 i don't...... i don't get it
profiledit
mintvis
NullSeven
#14 I would love this! Soooo many plushies! :3
n0n53n53
#3 gotta be inside of a cheese grater tho
adognamedpumpkin
Even as an adult, the “Gimme Some Mo” video makes me uncomfortable.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#42
Mongicane
Always a pleasure @op.
askanotav
Amazing, thank you
ButtplugHandGrenade
#23 He explicitly died for these memes.
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
FireSolvesProblems
I mean if we don't commit a few sins, doesn't that mean Jesus died for nothing?
KingXizor
#1 in college when Assassin's Creed 3 came out, maybe a dozen of us in the quad hanging out as a guy who'd gooten an early copy started playing. He gets off the ship in the prologue and goes to oet the first dog he sees, he accidently wristblade-assassinated it and we nearly crucified him for it. We yelled at him for about 20 minutes before dispersing.
tantallous
wtf why is that even an option. monsters.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Good Morning!! You glorious bastard.
spontaneous9
GrumpyOldMan55
Why is Jesus using a land line? Wouldn't his communication go through the cloud?
dcl88
Back in the day, they didn't have satellites or phancy computers connected to the internet.
MagicZipper
#15 Once the host dies, the magic in the tooth 🦷 is lost.
natgrett
#22 Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment right here
fiddlewheelx
#3
adognamedpumpkin
DIRECTED BY HYPE WILLIAMS
TheLoneWulf
Good quality content. Per always, DK!
DeadeicPrints
DK dumps are always refreshing.
Doismellbacon
I bet their meme folder thinks so!
TheLocalOrganHarvester
#15 in all seriousness, have we checked to see if the tooth fairy doesn’t steal teeth from dead people??
PirateArrrgument
They don't want body parts from the dead. They want them from the living.
aPokal
It's not the kind it craves. iT's thE first sEt iT relisHes.
feryooday
So check the infant graves, got it
aPokal
Quick. To Galway.
SilkyAvenger
#16 Quite possibly the funniest scene ever committed to film.
Countofsnark
Thank you as always DK. Always the primo stuff
AvsFreak
#25 more like
Lepidopterous
#2 I don’t get this. Stop by the donut shop to do a bump in the bathroom? Maybe it’s early but the joke is wooshing me
A3rdParty
I believe the implication is that they are already high on the way to rehab, and want a drink or snack to address one or the side effects of their substance of choice.
adognamedpumpkin
Someone else explained it, but I think that’s $crim of Suicideboys.
BradysButtBoy
Take a massive dope dump in the Dunkin’ bathroom
GreenNinja22
haveanupvotegif
kikaria115
#14 I would fucking bury myself in that so fucking fast
Dragongurl392
No lie, that’s about what my daughter’s bed looks like, and she does sleep under the pile. Sometimes I have to send one of the dogs in to find her, in the morning.
Primary1
I'd jump on top of it
jmartkdr
https://i.imgur.com/qdmmcSb
TinyRavenFeathers
Scrooge McDuck dive!
3Davideo
And the plushies too!
cryborg
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
DarkSock
profiledit
DarkSock
Iaimtomisbehave
". . . Bow, Bow, Bow_hit me with that laser beam! . . ."
RainKing42
#1 I love stopping to pet the foxes in Ghost of Tsushima before going back to slaughtering hordes of my foes.
atoyot
I pet Cerberus in Hades every time I went back to the underworld.
DarkSock
Same! Now I am on the iki island PS5 expansion, petting monkeys and cats between sessions of slaughtering cultists...
Richter12x2
I tried to pet a cat in GTA V, and the guy tried to kick it, and I was horrified
tootallforthisroom
Presumably, you WASTED the asshole.
LieutenantGordon
Warframe lets me pet all my critters, and also all the wild critters in Duviri :D
DarkZalgo
I absolutely love how many games give you an option to pet or otherwise shower affection upon an animal. Cats in HW legacy, the cat you can get in cyberpunk 2077, etc. Oh and the hidden way you can "pet" Morgana yourself in P5R.
DatDarthCaedus
Also, here's a Twitter account dedicated to cataloguing which games allows you to pet dogs (and other animals); https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog
marsilies
https://www.canyoupetthedog.com/
SuicidalBallsack
Pet Morgana you say?
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DarkZalgo
Yep. If you gently stroke the touchpad on the PS controller while in Morgana in mementos, he'll start purring. And if you hit it too hard he yells instead
Richter12x2
For a moment I confused Morgana with Morrigan from Marvel vs Capcom, and this took a whole different meaning.
SuicidalBallsack
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UltraHellboy
SuicidalBallsack
What the fuck?!? I don't drink or do hardcore but i absolutely no memory typing this nonsense. Holy shit...
DatDarthCaedus
Diablo 4 lets you pet dogs if you use the "Hello" emote while standing near one, and they'll follow you around after while you're still in town. If you use the same emote near cats, they'll stop and roll over on their back. Hell, even Civilization VI has a button for your Scout unit to pet their dog.
maliciousGman
I DIDN'T KNOW THE CIV ONE. WHAT BUTTON?!
DatDarthCaedus
It's just listed among the other actions. Doesn't do anything other than play a little animation, and doesn't cost any movement/action points. Was added a couple of years back.
Homicidalgerbil
If I recall correctly it's just part of the unit's hud options
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
Probably more enjoyable than the rest of that game.
tootallforthisroom
On the other side of that, playing Diablo IV, I feel kinda bad when one of my Sorceress' Sparks misses an enemy and taps out a deer or some shit.
MrSleepyguy
But at least you can say hello to the dogs in town and pet them :)
tootallforthisroom
Fucking REALLY!? I only use the emotes to "talk" to the statues. Game changer.
MrSleepyguy
Yep, just walk up to one and use the emote and you can pet the dog as many times you want
tootallforthisroom
Twice sounds good. I have a dog irl and I reach over and pet her frequently while I game. Lol EXCEPT WHEN I'M FIGHTING A WORLD BOSS SOLO AND THAT'S WHEN SHE WANTS ATTENTION!! lolol
plantpr0n
Oultnil
Oof. That's some sweet, sweet, sweet pixels.
bibendoom
What's the movie plz Captain?
thedarknesssurroundsme
Weekend at Bernie's
bibendoom
Thank you!
cryborg
Heh. That's good. Nice work, @BabyFarkMcGeeZax .
plantpr0n
He da man.
LittlePinkAnimal
I fucking love that movie.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
That scene when they're recreating the famous beach kiss - and Bernie washes up behind them, glasses still on.
Sticklebrickk
That actor must have had a blast doing that movie.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"Put less emotion into it - you're supposed to be dead! Stop laughing!!"
Sticklebrickk
I think that smirk is what really helped him power through everything, as well as keeping his eyes closed. Just keep him moving, to hide the breathing and laughing, and we're golden. SO MUCH FUN!