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Being a healer
Comic source: cottonbun.tumblr.com :)
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vegasbound
because you know what the Holy book of healing says: Page 221 Paragraph 15: He who stands in shit on the floor, is the one who has to die.
maxasass
*laughs while crying at the same time.* ah yea
MorceluLeBeau
Rules of MMO: If the Tank Dies, Healers Fault. If the Healer Dies. Tanks Fault. DPS Dies? Their own damn fault!
FrozenEagan
Thank you for representing the only minority group I belong to +1
thebillyofthewest
Insert confession bear I play world of war craft (or used too ) never been in a dungeon
Nykidemus
It can be pretty stressful if you dont know what you're doing, but try and get some friends to go with you so you can take it slow. Is fun.
TheGhostMinx
DPS reporting! I'm ready to charge ahead of everyone and draw all of the enemy groups to us even though we can't handle them all at once!
Haldark
8 year support/healer main here. I think I may be one of the few who only rarely breaks. I normally like people standing in fire. Hard mode!
Haldark
Albeit
Why, seriously, every time, why?This happens way too often.I'm a MW so I can deal with it...but still.
Myluy
Medic in hots here, this dump speaks to my soul.
Sh4dowWalker96
As a DPS main, if a healer can keep me alive through my (mostly) accidental suicide missions, I will worship them.
TheGoddamnDanman
Healer, RP server: THOU SHALT NOT MOVE WHISLT FLAMEWREATHE IS BEING CAST. Healer, reg server: FIRE IS NOT CANDY
angreyhealer
https://youtu.be/gcA6y7sxKcA
Orktapus
I could never RP a healer, unless I was role playing as having 0 tolerance for stupidity, but then it wouldn't be RP so why bother.
CaptainMcAnus
As a DPS, I'd rather not get the aggro. Cause that's how everyone dies
MildTiger
As a hunter in WoW with half a brain I feel like the minority.
DaymanAaaah
I'm having flashbacks from final fantasy fourteen because of this post. So much STUPID!
MistakeKin
I'm that guy that does whatever the fuck he wants. Leeeroooooooyy, *quick inhale, Jenkins!
LetsTalkGameDesign
You are that guy that dies a lot. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
CaptainCiph3r
And here I am, the rare guy that goes full leeroy, and comes out of it just fine.
Millillion
Then you're not going full Leroy.
CaptainCiph3r
... Good point.
AtricksyHobbitwithtaters
This. I used to love playing as healer, until I realized I was spending my time fighting my friends more than my enemies.
itsybitsyspider
You have shit friends then. My group does a pretty okay job or they try their hardest XD
strugglesnuggler
I like playing a healer. It's not about helping people. It's about choosing who dies first
foxdove
I love groups with well geared tanks! Shitty attitudes that lead to hilarious deaths while I heal everyone else. And then laugh at the body.
Orktapus
I choose the idiot who pulled 5 mobs off the tank and ran away from the tank to stand in the fire out of my healing range...
Ryukaa
Yea. Its like playing God in a small contained universe called "instance". Its fun.
agermanguy
I loved it when healers run around in mmo's randomly healing people like they are mmo-jesus.
perishheart
As a DPS i can in fact confirm the yoloing
DonnerDinnerParty
My husband refers to it as "doing the thing." As in, God damn it! You did the thing again!
riskytexts
"Oh shit you kept me alive through that shit?!? Time to pull more. Gotta find your breaking point!"- DPS I deal with
ihpkmn
Message to Overwatch players: just because Symmetra is listed as a support does not mean that we don't need a medic.
Sh4dowWalker96
Another message: Lucio works best as a group, stay together and not scattered across the damn map, or no heals for you.
NiteRhys
Every fucking time Id try to find at least one person to get to, because they were all scattered and I couldn't hardly heal anyone w/o Genji
NiteRhys
Finding me then wrecking my shit while the guy I was healing just fucking stood there
Sh4dowWalker96
Yeah, when that happens I just pick another hero. If they're not gonna team, I'm not gonna heal.
Kevinmaloneismyspiritanimal
As a healer and Dps I love this :)
MoNkEePiE
My bf heals while I dps. This is literally our gaming life. Except he makes sure I never die.
TurtlesAreMyFriends
Healer and Tank. I have no faith left in humanity.
Orktapus
As someone who always plays a healer, Stop sprinting through the dungeon and pulling you stupid DPS I can't heal the stupid out of you.
RandyDaytona
I am a dps, and I like to to stand in fire. DPS anonymous
Gink0
Everybody knows that the damage counter includes damage taken. Easiest way to alway be on top of the charts!
Snowraptor
As someone who raids as a condi Reaper in GW2... I like you, your pain is the enemies problem now.
TheFoxyVixen
redbacardi
I am also a DPS and I like to melee in front of the boss.
MoNkEePiE
Me too, I can't help it. My mind just tells me in the only one who can defeat them.
As4mi
YOO0O0OLO00OO0O
dangfex3
As a healer, I hate you, and I will watch you burn.
angreyhealer
They get one save. And then they die.
tstilly
As a tank, I hate that I can't save you from yourself :(
NoobsUseImgur
"Healers hate him"
DecepticonMoonsinger
Sometimes I hate being healer other times I love it
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
What is a dps?
ihatecreatingnames
It stands fit damage per second, also known as a glass cannon. They deal a lot oh damage to enemies but unlike a tank can't take hits
IAmNotASkeleton
DiPShit.
MoNkEePiE
The crazy fuckers who can't stay out of fire
AtricksyHobbitwithtaters
Damage per second. Usually the "shoot em up" character.
riskytexts
Most of the time a dumb piece of shit who pulls aggro and dies for it. (Dps= damage per second i.e any damage dealer class such as mage)
jeangaijin
Don't stand in the fire. Don't stand in the fire! Don't stand -- never mind. Don't respawn, you'll be locked out. Don't re -- never mind.
Nykidemus
I worked as a GM and was SO thrilled when we removed the ability to release during combat, yet STILL I'd get those fucking tickets. GAH.
angreyhealer
asingleimaginarium
As the healer in my friend group, I relate to this on a deep emotional level.
raptorsoldier
Surprisingly, in team fortress 2 people seem to want to cooperate more and not screw you over as medic
shike
Don't give up. In the name of the tanks, please forgive us!
austinammo
What game
asingleimaginarium
We don't have a particular game, we did ESO for a while, kf2, bit of WoW few others I can't remember.
TheRealFireFrenzy
See my usual plan in eve is this, you dont call "I NEED REPS" in time i am going to let you die and i know that EVERYONE will back me
TheRealFireFrenzy
From the FC on down... But then in PVP you expect people to kill you through reps anyways, and in PVE i expect people to DO THEIR JOB :P
Cassiraa
I don't heal/support because I'm good at it. I heal/support because I don't fucking trust anybody else to do it well.
BeladridEnArr
I've impressed most i group with and even with the salt towards idiocy i still make a good name/rep for myself serverwide. Love/hate it lol.
angreyhealer
https://youtu.be/2DxS7eT_ky4
BlackDragoness
As the dps... YoLoooOOoO
shodow7
Me too, but I also relate to all other positions because I play rift so I can play everything
jeangaijin
Just saw this! I'm on Faeblight, mostly playing support now, but I was a healer in LOTRO for years.
swimmer07
As do I. I primarily heal, though
Azeraphael
As a LoL support main I completely understand
DatWhiscash
I second this
RedDew123
Do you enjoy causing yourself constant pain?
TheRealFireFrenzy
I play Malzahar support and at around the 500 AP point it all feels like a glorious glorious murdering spree
TheRealFireFrenzy
But then i end up at 961 AP before baron and dragons in that build:)
BeladridEnArr
Yep, saved most of these n laughed @ all. Vet healer in most mmos. I don't keep my saltiness inside now I call idiots out loudly. 1/2
angreyhealer
Salltiest healer ever here. Called a guy out for standing in bad, he bitched @ me cause his pet (taunt on) kept dying. I stopped healing him
angreyhealer
OFC his response when I told him not to stand in shit was "why the fuck should I care about mechanics, shut up, do your job & save my pet"
NotDickButtOrRickAstley
Tera player?
InboxMeYourKittyCats
yes o/
NotDickButtOrRickAstley
Yeeeessssss
theninthmike
I'm usually a tank. Any healers out there, I love you.
binki1991
as a YOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOO DPS. i am so very sorr0y
LightsCamerasAction
Hey, as a healer, I love any tank that pulls off the DPS.
geckomama
Yessss. My orc was like -2400 in a D&D encounter and the healer fixed me before my frenzy was over. Love him
Cassiraa
I love you too.
fauxglove
Ayyy yo.
riskytexts
Ayeee. Can we play my favorite game? How many times can you block or parry before I absolutely have to heal you. It's all about trust :D
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angreyhealer
I love that game.
BeardKhan
Psh. In a non-heroic dungeon? I could take on non-final bosses without getting one heal and burning all cds likely
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
We love you too <3
Rivalyn
I'm a healer, but I want to learn the ways of the Tank. Fortunately I play FFXIV, so I can be both with the same character.
BeardKhan
I always feel like there is a special bond between a tank and their healer. If there is enough energy you can do anything
RolfTheSonOfaShepard
Agreed
erajorma
"retired from mmos" but yeah.. i used to play as tank, and my wife played as healer, so yea there is this "special bond" :P
blessedbl4d3
There usually is. My buddy would always tank, I'd heal. Got to level cap in a week. Good ol' days.
Schwertleite
I added a tank once after a PUG in WoW because he didn't make me want to kill myself chasing after him for heals and we started playing 1/
Schwertleite
together. It's been nine years and we still game every other day. 2/
BeardKhan
Synergy******* FUCK
TheFoxyVixen
Well yeah, you need synergy for a good fuck.
PolarHailStorm
It just reminds me of this:
redderpanda
Fuck man, that hit me hard. Thanks for the good tears. :)
IAmNotASkeleton
[EMOTIONAL CRIT!]
ShrubNinja
BeardKhan
DUDE WHY
PolarHailStorm
Special bonds between a tank and their healer, that's why. :)