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Apr 10, 2026 1:14 PM
WildlifeNomads
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cliffordw0389
But how many washing machines is that
mccar7hy
And Br'er Bear?
Rijacki
At Grouse Mountain, Vancouver, BC, there is a placard comparing bear sizes of bears in the area. When my brother and his family were visiting us, my brother stood by the placard. His wife asked him why the expression and he said he was pretending to be a bear. He was nearly 6'5". (He died a few years later to brain cancer. I am older than my brother who was born before me. I miss him and his dry humor.)
MosquitoHawker
Which Bear should concern you? Well, almost all of them.
Funny story though. People used to think calling a bear by its proper name would attract it to your village so they mainly called them by their oblique Germanic name, Bear, derived from “Beron” or “Brown One.” A bit like calling Satan “Old Scratch.”
aShogunNamedMarcus
However, conflict is not the only result of the two bears meeting; in some instances grizzly–polar bear hybrids (called grolar bears or pizzly bears depending on the sex of the parents) are produced.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
Aww. They don't have the bear bear bear. Ursus arctos arctos. The most bear a bear can be.
an0therthr0waway
Omnimorph2112
The smallest bear is actually the ball bear........ ing
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Tardigrade XP
brokenturtle
0.6 m
laner7112000
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boevis
I love that Ursus Arctos is just Bear (latin) Bear (greek).
Illithidbane
kansascoast
Why would you make a bar chart, when you could’ve made a bear chart?
Randomice
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welcometothedystopia
I don't get it. Conservative because hes a big hairy dude?
Anywho it's Jack Radcliffe gay porn star....
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
JacktheKind
you mean a Platypus Bear?
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
theyallwenttoMexico
That's grizzly.
GuyPilot
Grizzly...?
WildlifeNomads
Grizzlies are a type of brown bear. Same with Kodiak bears, Himalayan, tibetan, syrian, etc
GuyPilot
Really? Neat. Always wondered what the difference is between a Kodiak and a grizzly....
Anyhow, thanks for replying 👍
gablestout
Goldmarble
Am I the only one bothered by the bottom statistics of the Biggest bear being on the left, followed by the smallest bear to the right, being under a chart where the smallest bear is on the left, and biggest is on the right?
bripi
What the fuck are you looking at? The chart is CLEARLY arranged from smallest (left) to largest (right). How are you getting that backwards??
Goldmarble
There. I circled it for you, since you can't comprehend English, or at least the words "Bottom" or "under." Does that make it clear enough for you? I hope so, because I am fresh out of crayons to help you further.
martineb72
The American black bear weighs a lot less than the Brown Bear, yet is only 20% shorter?
Lenore11
It angers me that grizzlies aren’t included.
WildlifeNomads
Grizzlies are a type of brown bear. Same with Kodiak bears, Himalayan, tibetan, syrian, etc
JamesTotally
batzarroblue
Where is the Kodiak Bear?
Meetgeorgejetson4510
Anywhere a Kodiak bear feels like being.
JayDeeDubs
Kodiak is a subspecies of the brown bear
Hovencl00f
So a giant Panda is a bear, but a red panda isn't? I thought pandas were more closely related to racoon than to bears.
Kyzyl
DameDePiques
Lesser panda? That's disrespectful!
gablestout
Well someone can just FUCK RIGHT OFF calling it a Lesser Panda. That's a God Damn Fire Fox!
CompressedInfo
Ursus Arctos ... the Bear Bear
PicassoCT
But if you have a alcoholic Ursus Arctos - thats a beer Bear Bear - now bear with me..
an0therthr0waway
Ursus Rulethirtyfourius... the bare bear
Dark0001
Don't forget about the Eurasian Brown Bear - Ursus arctos arctos - the Bear bear bear. Scientists really love bullshitting people
zombiejedediah
The western lowland gorilla has the scientific name "Gorilla gorilla gorilla"
Dark0001
LOl - didn't know about that one
cre8majic
Grizzly?
Canigetbannedagain2
I thought the same thing, grizzly and kodiak bears are brown bears.
IAmASentientWaffle
Subtype of brown bear
mikasaur
This guy bears
cre8majic
Ahh, thank you!!
LazerHawkAttack
Kodiak Bears are bigger than brown bears... I saw that on the telly couple of weeks ago
WildlifeNomads
Grizzlies are a type of brown bear. Same with Kodiak bears, Himalayan, tibetan, syrian, etc
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Where’s the drop bear?’
Rkfinecake
Grizzly, too!
BlastyMcBlastblast
the call is coming from inside the house...
HandoB4Javert
Getting chlamydia treatment
sf111
Down unda
PotatoPirateTheThird
and water bear?
DisUsernameAmsDildos
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goflyblind
IntelligentLake
Above you.
Predacane35
Look up and live, or get viciously mauled.
melterj
"Drop bears" or Koalas are not bears.
allyrounds365
That is what the Drop Bears want you to think
Predacane35
Not with that attitude