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Dear men, if you piss all over the seat like this in a public restroom, then you are a piece of fucking shit.
Thanks, that is all.
FP edit:
I am glad you all agree. Send nudes
PoppaBigBear
No, it means he's a storm trooper, please forgive them. /s
BeccsAnderson
Small weapon, big target, point blank range. How can you miss?
Mergetvs
/a/ttzbAZC
snufflebraxbeebooloo
And what's with all the piss on the floor in front of urinals. I don't wanna have to do yoga moves to avoid standing in a puddle of piss.
Hardcore04
In my line of work I've noticed a pattern. It's usually boys between ages 5 and 10 who do this. Not men. Still parents should be ashamed.
Liechsowagan
I encountered this douchebaggery in the Frankfurt Airport of all places. I thought the Germans had better standards. (1/2)
Liechsowagan
I’d like to give them the benefit of the doubt that it was an American tourist bringing shame to our people but it’s hard to say. (2/2)
ITellUWhat
That looks deliberate to me...
treknor
just sit the fuck down ... what is wrong with such stupid assholes???
BlackSiren32
also wash your fucking hands
RockCandy17
Dear dude. I walked into a big ol' duece in the women's restroom today. Just floating. How do you miss that? Good bless.
kamkor1
This is my #1 pet peeve in a restroom
kamkor1
You can probably guess my #2
Delelelelelelelele
Everyone knows my #3
have2just4this
Well, there is this...
KwayneT
OMG I didn't know it could get even worse then just a shitty hand print on the wall. IWould quit my job over this one!! Yuck yucko yuckyson!
DoomStrange
Get a toilet paper and clean it up ya big pussy.
suckmycobb
I cant stand that... walk into a the local LA fitness and there's piss and shit on the toliet.....
discorage
What's worse is when someone leaves a shitty/sweaty ass crack print. If you do that you don't deserve to participate in society.
gohan9689
Dude it's every where. I don't get it and I feel so sorry for the women they live with.
OnlyBearReactions
Could be ass sweat? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LaMerMerci
TheDudeanator
I've also seen toilets that flush so aggressively they spray the seat simulating that effect.
uppishduck
That was my first thought as well, but no - I tested this theory when I was done
TheoryofStringyStuff
Fishy820
Dude piss in the wall fairy called a Urinal!!
Imgonnatipyouwell
Those aren't always available
ZachariasWolfe
I really feel bad for people with ibs that rush into a stall and have to choose to risk a mess or not we the seat off first.
BlimpDick
If you sprinkle when you tinkle; be sweet, wipe the seat
trishsweetpeach1971
More than anything, i enjoyed the rhyme.
soggyscone
Lift the seat in the first place?
FrenziiTheIMP
Yeah, I stay away from public restrooms for this exact reason.
Sumtinstink
Like my son. Which has been asked to lift, or sit and clean the fucking seat. Doesn't wipe his ass either. 14 yr old... Come on.... Damn
Liechsowagan
shadowex3
That's where you start hosing him with the garden hose and telling him to stop being shitassed all day
coronalmassejection
Wot in Tarnation..
14 and doesn't wipe his ass
LuftMeister
Don’t either. That’s what my bidet is for
coronalmassejection
How do you dry your ass then or do you simply swamp it?
Sumtinstink
You guys should see the size of his turds. Nearly tennis ball size. Clogs the toilet Everytime.
garfield529
I work at the National Institutes of Health and see this shit every day. You would think researchers wouldn’t act like it’s a truck stop.
uppishduck
No truckers respect each other more than this
garfield529
Oh, I agree with that. But I have seen a lot of shitty people treat truck stops like garbage dumps.
DentAurthurDent
We're thinking of You, Love's Travel Stop on US 69 down by the Indiana border.
garfield529
I have had some positive and negative experiences at Loves along I70. Generally a decent stop during daylight hours.
DentAurthurDent
Loves does a really good job with keeping up with the unbelievably shitty things their customers do to the place. Not their fault.
casperdaghost
Or for the urinal.....if your hose is short, and your pressure is weak, stand close to the pot, or you'll piss on your feet.
DentAurthurDent
Nice
casperdaghost
I aim to please. You aim too, please.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Some toilets flush too strong and a bunch of water splashes out- that’s what this looks like. Still gross
uppishduck
That’s what I thought too, so I checked when I flushed. But alas - someone is just a disgusting ass hole
DepressedYetBlessed
Huh. That’s an interesting way to check. I tasted it. Your way is preferable. Doing that from now on.
Sasurau
ColdestOne
The toilets at my college were like this. Luckily I never had one autoflush while I was still sitting down.
migerard
If they’re like the ones we have at work, hang some TP over the sensor. Just don’t forget to take it down so it flushes when you’re done.
blairmichod
You never used the bidet function?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
You can hit a deer at 200 yards, but you can't hit a toilet 2 feet away?
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
manslut
I've had that dream...
TwoDegrees
Username checks out
falk0r420
Klaaism
Its a class 4 piss hydra from hell!
mektel
I forgot about those vids. Does he still put new stuff out?
CrunchySock
Who is this?
uppishduck
How to basic on YouTube
CrunchySock
Bless you sweet summer child.
rookie23
Good instructional videos.mmhmm
DetectiveGaff
have2just4this
TupacAintDead
Vergenbuurg
Automatic seat-cleaner: I'm helping!
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Oof
FTUG
Flortzweich
I do every time, then I take that convenient absorbent paper the fairies leave in the stall and clean it up...
soggyscone
Why not lift the lid tho?
Allthegunsintheworld
Because my hands are full with burritos.
uppishduck
What a concept!!
soggyscone
I know it's a modern twist on how to use toilet but it'd be cool if it becomes a thing
freehugsforeveryone
If only everyone followed what you do
thatlamer
I would prefer people lift the seat before shotgun blasting some piss all over the place, personally.
Intentionallysapphic
If they wipe it clean with toilet paper what's the issue?
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thatlamer
Because unless you're visiting some fancy stall that has sterilizing wipes, your gross piss isn't completely removed.
Anonawesome
Because they're not wiping all the piss that runs under the seat to get on your hands when you go to lift it.
Anonawesome
At least, that's MY issue with your tissue.
soggyscone
I hate people who don't lift the lid but I always lift public ones with the corner of my foot
BedBugDude
If you can't aim, sit down like the little girl that you are.
ScourgeOfAges
JUST LIFT THE SEAT BEFORE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Famousapples
My 2 year old girl stands up to pee in her training potty and gets in clean. The girl is a riot.
LoopStricken
I have to sit down 'cos after an operation my peepee is like a blunderbuss of piss.
blackflame561
Or hear me out. Lift the fucking seat like you would in your own damn home.
applesforjuice
I always lift the seat and even then you get a weird angled stream occasionally, takes 2 secs to clean up though what animal just leaves it
AeonQuasars
No one can aim because the beam is not consistent thin. It spreads, just try peeing without pants around your legs, you feel it.
hipifreq
And no matter your aim or stream it always splashes up and out
SnossedAndLost
This is a large part of why I actually started sitting down to pee most of the time.
ItzRickGrimz8itch
Same
ThatLoserTheFourth
More comfortable, as well (assuming the seat isn't covered in piss). I don't give a damn if that somehow makes me a woman
margaretolson
My husband sits to pee. He said we both clean the bathroom and it’s unfair to subject me to inevitable splatters. Fun fact: it’s actually 1/
margaretolson
2/healthier to sit while peeing!
SnossedAndLost
Ive read this, haven't looked into it bc I wasnt entirely sure it was true but believing it helps lol.
CheeseB0t
less pee splashed all over your clothes. That's why I don't use urinals. It's ridiculous they're a thing.
spainlikethecountrylavenderlikethecolor
Same goes to women, too.
ReadAMangaCalledAkumetsu
It takes a lot of effort for a woman to do that.
Reykja
No it doesn't.
JupitersWitch
Why can’t a post just be about the post? Why do people always have to reaort to whataboutism. It’s childish.
BabiesAreGreatMedRare
This is most likely from a woman, not a man.
TheBengalKatLady
Women are worse..and leave pubes
DumberBlonde
I keep Wet Ones in my bag when I travel for this reason.
StarvedDemon
Yea, I'm not wiping up a stranger's pee without gloves on.
Hongkongcav
It’s cuz of the hover sit n piss method ?
Warune
And then someone has to clean that. (Was a hospital janitor)
nasukkin
When I was a child, my sister would do this. My mother would ream me for not lifting the seat. Never believed that it wasn't me.
Sylviastout
Then have the damn nerve to flush with their shoe cuz "it's dirty". I USED TO have a friend like that.
CH3CK50UT
I lift the seat up with my shoe
Sylviastout
That's fair.
GangsterRapMadeMeSayIt
Having cleaned bathrooms in a previous life...can confirm (except it was red)
zhukaya92
Worked as a motel maid and cleaned an actual murder scene on accident because finding a bathroom covered in (period) blood was commonplace.
pizzaparty
Holy shit. Did you get in trouble? I hope not.
zhukaya92
Fortunately no. The police were understanding. I was 16 at the time, first job, and we were a roach motel so we got A LOT of nasty going +
zhukaya92
on in the rooms. It wasn't at all uncommon to find rooms bloody and trashed, so I didn't think anything of it when I found that room.
PsychicSpider
Dot, because this is a story that needs more telling!