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*Fp edit* Thanks all, send Bob's and vegene.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
I am crying from laughing.
3MidgetsInATrenchCoat
That...was beautiful... Two thumbs way up, 5/7
Morkboosic
DrGravity10
I believe we just found a new SCP. Someone call the Foundation. This gets at least a Euclid status.
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Well officer, it's been a doozy of a day.....
karanperson
Cow chop did a video of with it
RamPlunk
https://youtu.be/KBlIqUv9k4s Best Review imo
Spuduck
Sounds like a happy tree friends episode
Hoiloidl
Was just my thoughts, too!
Killennium
George Takei has a review too
raeamber
GnomeMode
Wow. That was something
TheDreadPirateWestley
Unique and original repost.
saysomethingcool
I always admire people that write up these deals
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
I tried swiping to the left to see other pictures of the barrel. Didn’t get the results I was expecting.
TheDogEnd
Yes, dipping a group of the neighbourhood children in Passion Lube was a story bound to end well.
d0o0o0d
Vakkeran
At some point I started reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice. He should read this, on video. Someone tell him.
Macharoni
Damn it, now I have to read it all over again...
AjSticht
This is, hands down, the most useful review I have ever read.
Steel723
What about the sugar-free gummy bears?
killernerd
I like how he casually invented a perpetual motion machine along the way.
potatocaat
My question is - What do 3,114 people need 55 gallons of lubricant for??
ferrybig
Lube in bulk is way cheaper than in hand sized bottles
Steel723
So the moral of the story is to not hug your kid and they'll be fine?
brookslewis
... Dad?
samesamebutnotthesame
No, it's to wash down the children first then pack away the slide.
Gioborlotto
All that and he gave 5 stars...
Gioborlotto
I mean the lubrificant worked perfectly, but still...
handbanana10
Crispin hahahaa
CunningLingu1st
That was a wild ride
LooseyGooseyBrett
Anybody could tell you being all lubed up on a trampoline, you wouldn't be able to stand up.
Kayshizzle88
That's putting it mildly.
lsthisjustfantasy
.. was Crispin's last thoughts after being swung by the merry-go-round, and before he went into the wood chipper
Hamncheezsandwich
4011 people found this helpful.
BabyMillenial
So the lubricant worked phenomenally and yet it was given 4 stars. Daaaaang tough critics
TrapsAreIllegal
When the butt is extra tight, you buy this.
YupItsARepost
Yup, it's a repost
IWasGonnaBeWittyButManISuckAtJokes
I would highly recommend watching cow chop fuck around with this on youtube, it's always a blast
GingerKony
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IWasGonnaBeWittyButManISuckAtJokes
I feel honored to receive all these dots
Gladiator101
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blainethepaintrain
AFlyingPrius
Yes!!!
Bueraul
LeSethX
Where is @RepostStatictics cus I can't recall how many times I have read this
salutpatate
Hamncheezsandwich
Well, you missed out on a modern day cautionary tale about not thwarting the powers of lube.
GirdleTurtle
What is this from?
salutpatate
Boardwalk Empire