Plot twist: she's just an ass. man.

May 9, 2016 1:28 PM

PoeKneeTa

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"She speak wants to to a manager"?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at me. I am the manager, now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then she said "Wow, you suck at this on two accounts, then. Good luck with that!" and left.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

What does her liking ass have to do with this?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peter principle at work here. Good employees don't necessarily make good managers and vice versa.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Entrance When someone wants to speak to the manager

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wrong haircut.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She must work for Comcast.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Those eyes and teeth are sexy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm not sorry for what I like.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Customer has the wrong haircut....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really cannot wait to be able to say this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only work management 2x/wk. My inner reaction to this scenario is "FUUUCK" because all the higher, 10+yrs exp managers went home already.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile if all my management shifts were put end to end, I've maybe been doing it for 2 months.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, the death as Santa, and the KKK Halloween are the most shitposted comics on this site.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-1 for title and for lack of attribution

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

the title's a passable pun.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks, bro. +1 to you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok +1 for pun, -1 for no attribution, -1 for repost

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What's the pun? I don't get it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ass. Man. is short for Assistant Manager

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone answers to someone

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A calm and clear explanations means nobody needs to get upset enough to ask for the manager.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh they don't *need* to but they will.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because you are the manager doesn't mean you don't have a manager above you. They want to talk to them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

And the one above them, and above them, and however many they have to speak to in order to get free shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or get the manager fired for catching attitude thinking nothing could happen to them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Love it. The only thing that beats that feeling is "I am the owner."

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Then you call the BBB.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one cares about the BBB anymore. Yelp, if anything, and that's getting plenty of flak too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yelp is pay-for reviews site, can't trust them for shit. Really this day in age, if s store pisses you off, just buy it online.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh hey look, this again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still think it's better saying "I AM the manager"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, source is this http://ojiisanholic.tumblr.com/post/128622133993/facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak-to-a-manager

10 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 2

Doin' God's work son. Keep it up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phrase "True American hero" is one that' s trotted about a lot lately but...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God bless you, crediting artists when no one else dpes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. Thanks bro. I couldn't find the artist name so I didn't know.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 7

No since you just reposted this

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I never saw this on imgur. =)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Are you not an active user? This is on frontpage around 1 time every week / 2nd week

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh? I'm somewhat active but once every two weeks? People exaggerate too much about pictures they think they see on front page all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is neither from 9gag nor pinterest, this is by some poor author that nobody remembers and not even Google can find because of reposts

10 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 11

When you are lost to Google, you are lost to the mists of time immemorial.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Umm, google found this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xqyPM365B-c there's a link.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looking at the other commfnts: apparently my info wasn't new anymore. Carry on...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it originated form a tumblr post, don't remember the artist that posted on it though

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I thought the demons were a nice touch

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I actually really like it when artists watermark or at least put a signature on their stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

From the source post below, looks like someone edited the watermark out.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Asssssshooolesssss

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I really don't understand why people do that. It doesn't ruin the picture in any way.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which is illegal. Artists need to file their stuff before posting for copyright protections. Plagiarism sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unlike Disney, you don't own a senator, so your copyright doesn't count. Fuck Off.

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

Huh?? How does one 'own' a senator? A US lawmaker? And the insult is unnecessary don't ya think?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1