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Girl shedding her skin.
Do I need to tell you this is makeup? anywho, @ghode found the source: https://www.instagram.com/laysemagalhaesm/
FP edit: totally nothing to do with this post, but would you kindly take a moment and respect my meat: https://imgur.com/gallery/ccnWa
Radiohen
Bitch WTF
MayorMcWeed
My inner conspiracy theorist is coming out thanks to this
EatMyAssImPoor
you should use some lotion your legs lookin scaley ;)
fneee
As excruciating as this may be, this mermaid should do her best to avoid fentanyl, which is deadly to mermaids. Fentanyl.
atamosk
literally looks like playdough
thornlord
Do you remember the show "V" not the new one, the old '80's one? This looks like those aliens.
spLagger
"I told you not to eat the GMO tomatoes"
GoddammitMrNoodle
Oh hell yeah. Checked out your meat... will respect it all day long!
Clamblack
Did they reach their therteenth year?
freezemichaelscoon
This should be fucking top comment
Miridarna
NICE job!!
goodjoboklinko
Did anyone else think it was a torn up leather chair from the thumbnail?
HelpMeBeFunnyAgain
is just me or do I see a mermaid in the making?
muwka
Talk about dry skin
Lilithet
That looks pretty damn cool... would also work with electronics inside...
walnutgod
Wow
kirannm
meat
grootybooty
Totally thought your legs were a sofa with different material underneath. Took way too long to figure out
Ghode
@op not tattoos, body paint and makeup,..source https://www.instagram.com/p/BO9v-cIB42Z/
galpeener
how did u find this? I quit on 4th page of google because it was all twitter links and I could stand no more
Ghode
search image, chk results for earliest date, it was Jan 2 2017, narrow search to "custom range" Jan and Feb only, 4 results, easy from there
BurritoParty
Is that....to scale? #nobananaforscale
NotTheTruck
Darling it's better down where it's wetter, under da' sea!!
CarbonNight
Well if the rest of her is that dry and pealing away i wont be going down there even if you paid me
KittenPuppy114
Take it from meeee!! Up on da shore dey work all day, out in da sun dey slave away!
gardenofsushi
eddieeeeeee69
- Bill Cosby
NotTheTruck
I was going little mermaid, not "here, swallow this candy"
MFuzzySmock
Akeemindeface
RRenda
Actually this looks pretty damn cool.
Trexel
But would it be cool forever? Lol
NerdiMeli
Someone was born in Innsmouth....
ICraveStarDamage
V
SaintEventheOneth
Well I'm relieved. People treat me like I'm describing a fever dream when I talk about that show.
napsmear
I wanna see her eat a rat
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Someone please explain this comment for my Amish friend
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
long gone tv show about aliens/lizards that had human facades.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
That gave me the creeps as a kid
EllenLRipley
That's why it was cool. I still hate Diana to this day.
C141Clay
https://media.giphy.com/media/9wExCZhT8E5Z6/giphy.gif
C141Clay
The visitors... "V" A bad sci-fi series - the remake of a bad sci-fi series.
Finrau
The fuk is this from?
turfdraagster
Totally!
mailman7777777
You had to beat me to it?
Promethianfire
Mousies!
BoredAccountant
Just what i was thinking
pfsar
Wrong skin tone for the scales bit apart from that detail, yes, very much V.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
'e-lizard-breath'
MojoJoeJoe2017
Hmmmm. Anyone remember the TV series "V" ?
galpeener
Your old as shit. Does your back hurt and your knees make funny noises?
MojoJoeJoe2017
And yes I make lots of funny noises. Just not from my knees.
Promethianfire
I also remember this series. No funny noises, except for the ones I sometimes make getting out of an easy chair.
natachan
*you 're
MojoJoeJoe2017
Do they not teach grammar any more? Oh darn, I just showed my age again.
Metallica93
The original or the reimagined one?
MojoJoeJoe2017
Unfortunately, my old self remembers both!
Metallica93
All good! :D I didn't even know either existed until I saw Joe Flanigan (actor) running around in one of the costumes.
TINYRIIIIICK
Your uhhh... Epidermis is showing.....
CorgiCircus
Gross
yyak
That's what your mom said when I pulled my pants down..OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
yyak
Wait.
ssyoda2
"And we are colored people who depend on a holy Grace"
Mxlespxles
evbrew
I said "Ha ha"
Mxlespxles
In Nelson's voice
noonehasthisoneyet
Epidermis means hair
TheRedThirst
so technically its true
noonehasthisoneyet
Only 90s kids will get that reference
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
My friend is a 90's kid and he doesn't get that reference...
thetonestarr
"...mister. I couldn't help but note your shade of melanin."
cyrusthevyrus
Glad I'm not the only one who got it!
DaddyDuck82
I tip my hat to the colourful arrangement
ToadallyOffTheWall
Cuz i see the beauty in the tones of our skin!
Imhonestlypartying
The part of the skin you meant to refer to is the subdermis. I'm fun at parties.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Not the dermis?
michonnedisapproves
Thought it was upholstery on a sofa and got confused
IPlayForBread
NirvanaNik
*Covers penis* "where?!"
WaywardSon1996
and underneath you'll find her.... nucleas
CaptainCinnabar
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell!
realmdweller
HelpMeBeFunnyAgain
jack black fuck yeah
WaywardSon1996
i love you
barbos007
Nucleass*
mommas
WaywardSon1996
nucleasss