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Sep 4, 2017 3:54 AM
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fourkingbaker
Who throws away that much bread everyday?
OPsFather
Dumpster is behind Karl's Bakery.
AgentTempest
Literally the upper crust of the duck society
zma123456
This is like hitting the lottery for them.
kaegro
Cept the bread is empty calories, so unless they eat other things, they're gonna suffer from malnutrition. Duckies won't get their vitamins
RenhaoZ
a DUMPSTER full of bread? WTF is wrong with our society?
vinylspear
For starters, we're on imgur when we should be doing something meaningful with our lives.
Somethingclever1111
I am karl. King of ducks
Ganonderf
I'm more interested in why there's a massive dumpster full of assorted breads?
ronin1869
U should watch the food, Inc documentary. So many stupid reasons why food gets thrown out.
TheZulthar
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
It's the same restaurant every single day, Jerry. I'm just saying... I've given you 30 ducklings and you can't splurge on a nice night out?
iAppdata
"Seriously Jerry, you gotta be ducking kidding me... again here? Quack is wrong with you? I need to speak with seagull lawyer."
SkillCheckStudios
You don't want a sea bird as a lawyer. It's gonna blast your eardrums out.
ChickenFingerFingers
I read it as "dumpster couple" thanks to the enhancement of Vodka. Vodka, when life gives you lemons but you see oranges.
sprbwlshuffler
The couple that feeds together, stays together.
NotStoned
Mother fuckin bread crumbs
BenderThe0ffender
Corgishavedisproportionatelysmalllegs
#RelationshipGoals
Sparkydoodaa
Bread is bad for ducks :( they should know dis
ballerinawannabe
The 1% of duck society.
Fn0rd
Living in the promised land.
addi09
Can't believe ducks have a better marriage than my parents
tanomil
Theyre gonna die. Bread holds no nutritional value to em, but they still get full
Dsharppe
Those ducks will be dead before the end of 2017. Bread is terrible for them.
whenlifegivesyouherpes
It has no nutrition, its the equivalent of feeding a human styrofoam, after a few weeks you'd die of malnutrition, with a full stomach.
Dsharppe
Yup. It's really sad. I like ducks. There are many in the park I walk through to work. There are signs about what you should feed them.
zippydee
The person downvoting these clearly has a vendetta against ducks
Dsharppe
Lol. I was thinking that same thing. Probably some evil Canada Goose.
ThreeBlueRibbons
I'm happy these cuties are enjoying their feast, but bread causes a deformity called "angel wing" in ducks and swans.
ThreeBlueRibbons
Sorry! I know I'm being a know-it-all and a buzzkill, but OP please keep an eye on these guys and maybe talk to the shop if possible.
Craizie
Thats a mallard.
paulpounder
WhiteTrashTiger
STFU, I am single, and poor, how can I live like that? Become a sociopathic landlord?
MistressLyda
Dumpster diving. Not legal everywhere, but worth looking into.
Slothilicious
What a fucking waste of bread tho :(
Mavgurian
"The market wills it!"
Enigmastick
You should see how much they throw away veggies that don't look "appealing".
Mavgurian
People want it fresh and buy more than they need, so old has to go and everything is overproduced, because an empty shelve would be Russia.
UmpireD
Bet it's against the law to do anything else with it except throw away
NietzschesLaughter
Where? o.O
zippydee
I know, over here supermarkets have started donating their old bread to homeless charities to distribute. Every shop should do it
BYERE
Not just bread either, but almost any food (barring mouldy/rotten stuff). Such a waste.
zippydee
Especially when they start padlocking the bins or chucking bleach on the food. Humans can be so heartless, no compassion
IamJustinSane
Problem, if somethings moldy or spoiled and it ends up in someone's stomach, they can sue. So bakeries are a little wary of recycling food.
NietzschesLaughter
donor knew the food was tainted and/or rotten when donating it, the case would get immediately thrown out.
NietzschesLaughter
If you're in the USA, every state has laws preventing people from suing over food donated in "good faith." Unless they can prove the 1/2
IamJustinSane
That must be relatively new.
NietzschesLaughter
20ish years. I believe it's literally called the Good Samaritan Act.
iamtiredofmakingnewusernames
That bakery must be really bad at anticipating sales
GenitalMantis
Or they're a front for Big Gluten
SaveAChocoboRideAnAirship
This comment is underated!!
dietderpsy
It's probably a bread factory discarding duds.
PugTrashcan
Alot of them throw away the end pieces of the loaves because people don't want to eat them
homoerection
That's the best part!!!
pres2pond
I'll buy a bag of end pieces of bread for 50% off!
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Crucify me but that's the best part imo
Nebula012
My natural family fight to not be the one than has to eat the last bit of the bread. My in-law family however -fight- for the freaking thing
razetherunner
that's a pretty minor offense for one of the most horrible ways ever invented to kill a person, but it IS choose-your-own-execution week...
derju
Depends on the type of bread. Ones with a nice crispy crust like rye sourdough bread i agree, the shit they sell in a lot of countries ney
zippydee
For toast it is. The end bits are the don for toasting. Regular sandwiches tho, nah
goddamnitgivemeausername
TIL I am the end piece of a loaf.
WhatOhShit
peskyboner
Oh, that's, um... Here, have this upvote!
goddamnitgivemeausername
Yay!
SirMazing
now now, im sure theres some out there who wants to you you..... just not in the way your thinking though
deskrubbit
Damn!
terithian
There's gotta be something to do with them apart from throwing them away, though. Crush them into breadcrumbs for something, maybe?
youremindmeofthebabewhatbabe
My restaurant uses end pieces of loaves for our croutons
TheTallDutchDude
Feed it to the ducks?
terithian
Become their king.
deskrubbit
Hail Carl!
brknsoul
Donate them
terithian
Also good. Anything's better than just throwing them in a dumpster.