CeeSquared574
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me irl
Aug 3, 2016 2:30 AM
CeeSquared574
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Writeacomment
remember the community rules
WardStradlater
Op, you okay bud? I feel like you're reaching out to us.
Dexidus
More.
Framperton
None of this shit was funny, downvoting faggot OP as programmed.
CeeSquared574
hunglikehodor
I feel like if you don't occasionally have suicidal thoughts, you're not paying close enough attention.
IllusionsPlay
#7 But the joke's on me. I don't own a car.
SpaceKitties
Are you okay?
CeeSquared574
Ehh, been better.
SpaceKitties
Need to talk about it?
CeeSquared574
I'm not a bot for those that keep saying that
PolaroidPuffin
OP, who hurt you?
22ndCenturyTransient
life
palaeastur
Drake's exgirlfriends.
PolaroidPuffin
https://1833.fm/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/artworks-000056264417-f9059w-t500x500.jpg
CeeSquared574
PolaroidPuffin
Sadman
BourbonAndBeethoven
Last one: phrasing.
buttercupbutt18
Lol one of my friends says this all the time. I didn't realize it was a common phrase. Unless... Goon?
IAmSlightlyBelowAverage
uhhhphrasing
You rang?
ShhhhhNobodySeesMe
Is it a requirement for #11 to be in EVERY dump??
julsiescoolsies
Shut up Richard
ShhhhhNobodySeesMe
Who's Richard...?
QuixoticelixirMama
As a married woman on birth control, #1 is probably in the top 5 most yuck feelings.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
Weird, literally every girl I have ever been with has been super into it. Even when it was like "lol no, I'm not an idiot".
Snotty128
Not saying theres anything at all wrong with the way you feel, but some girls dont like it, some are ok with it, and some absolutely need it
DiddyDollar
I've never had this problem with girls, they seem to want it! But I agree with you, I never understood why they loved it so much.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Holy shit OP, you okay?
4chanAllahu
px04
A+ username
Sansaismyspiritanimal
#1 is how I ended up prego..
lupinic
That's just stupid on their behalf. Do it. Lie. And then tell them when you're out of slapping range.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
I feel like that's how most people end up preggo.
Sansaismyspiritanimal
Probablly
Surgas
Wonder how many ignored the dump from #2 and downwards to go comment on #1?
NipplesOfTheNorth
Holy shit that's P0J0. On the front page?!
CeeSquared574
He is a wise man
NipplesOfTheNorth
are you a witness?
CeeSquared574
i am, are you?
NipplesOfTheNorth
holy shit yeah message me
Muffinman41
I've never had a chicken that didn't know you came in her
TemetNosce000
Muffinman41
chicken? damn autocorrect
ButtAmbassador
#1 is why you always specify exactly where you want him to cum *before* you start having sex
FatalMerlin
Chickenlicker
Why is it her responsibility? If it happens, guy and girl need to both get ready to accept parenthood, it's both their fault.
UltraBooster
"Dont wear your seat belt, the other drivers should know better than to hit you"
Chickenlicker
ButtAmbassador's analogy as 'the other driver': "The damage to your car is your fault, you didn't tell me where to hit you when I crashed.
Ladyboo87
I dunno, seems a little awkward to me. Before we do this, I just want you to know, cum on my tits.
lupinic
"Anywhere but inside me" is a common one.
lupinic
That said... one time I told someone to get "Any beer but Becks" and they brought Becks... sooo...
IMadeThisAccountToDownVoteStuff
That's how you get it in the face.
lupinic
Some people really like that.
Ladyboo87
I'll admit to using that one lol.
lupinic
And has @IMadeThisAccountToDownvoteStuff 's comment below held true?
BourbonAndBeethoven
Name says it all.
KaliDogs
In your professional opinion, what would the name "Molly" imply?
CheeseEatingMonkey
In the butt ?
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
In the butt?
nightsider
In the butt.
ButtAmbassador
Always in the butt.
YouAreMyFetish
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hilhas1
What what
Azasloth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y5AaAx_PwQ
queenoflurking
In the butt.
liability638
I said, what what
MichaeIJCaboose
IN MY PIT OF NO RETURN
TheLoneCourier
In the butt