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Aug 8, 2017 2:36 AM
sciencystuffandthings
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ellaturis
I feed dead trees through a machine to take picture of them.
FilthyRaider
I watch over people while they sleep.
sciencystuffandthings
Sandy clause?
Roland191145
I trade my life for the hope of satisfaction...or a pension
SomethingOffensive
I draw lines on paper and hope people interpret it into wiring something.
Guitardrumr
I sell people the liquefied remains of animals dead for 60 millions years, as well as bottled chemicals and dried cancer herbs.
nova73infort
Stand and stare and sniff dairy air
ConfuseMeThis
I try real hard not to burn peoples' homes down.
werywe453b54qv23xa
I count triangles to see if I can break apart a stick drawing.
ProphetGOC
I tell people to hurt themselves to make them work better.
crashdummy35
I tell people how to use our stuff. So when they build stuff, that stuff don't fall over and stuff.
skrump
I count bits of paper.
SlayingBrockley
I motorboat underage girls
sciencystuffandthings
Wat?
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Who doesnt?
underweargnome
People call and yell at me for self induced problems with computers.
Digitaldude427
Not bad enough, you work in IT/customer support
wattietoohottie
I touch butts
YourModeratelySizedFan
To be honest, I'm not quite sure what I do.
bloodflavoredcornsyrup
I constantly tell people about their tps reports they are not turning in....
KenGiffeyJr
MisterNesbitt
ShCommaToTheTopGodsCommaDynasty
People give me their things to put thousands of holes into them so they know who it belongs to
PearjuiceATX
Embroiderer?
Yaumii
I spend my day having fun with children.
xMonkeyyboyy
sciencystuffandthings
the children I spend my day with drive me to alcoholism
ninjasaiyan777
The children I spend my time with are alcoholics.
stripeypurple3
"Pedobear" isn't actually a profession, dude.
ishouldbestudyingawholelotmore
I cut people's bodies open in order for those bodies to heal
Valkor
I get paid to tell people to fuck off.
supernaturalfanboy
I want your job
Valkor
Don't you EVER say that. Take it back right now!
sciencystuffandthings
...Bouncer?
AStrongFemaleCharacter
Attorney?
Freightshaker
Comcast rep
espngotmebanned
I burn dead animals and put them on plates with lite shrubbery.
Imnotaclevergirl365
I am also a cook
NulliSecundus
Me too :D
sf111
Dave830108
Me too.
IntraiVillain
I literally sell cancer to adults.
SepharimAdagio
I thought 9gag was free on the App Store...
IntraiVillain
Ha!
shrubtim
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
Me too. But mines from Iran
ChiefenDeezNutz
Huh?
schleimkeim
he sells cigarettes or fast food
Lischu
Or he works in a tanning salon.
christbullet
My bet is he sells various crustaceans.
IntraiVillain
I'm a cigarette sales rep haha.
GolFoehammer
I get yelled at by people who can't get to websites the company doesn't want them to go to.
Iamnotacreativeman
You work at websense?!
GolFoehammer
No. If it were only that simple. About the only good thing about this job is that I get to block most of the advertising sites, too.
GolFoehammer
It's amazing just how much faster things are, without all of the analytics crap gumming up the works and stealing bandwidth.
PeregrinFalconPunch
I look at rocks.
LordXeenTheGreat
government paid youtube watcher
jimthecanadian
I convince people to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't know for prices they can't afford.
Cnewk
Sell new cars?
espexer
I pick up heavy things and take them to another location.
ADogNamedStains
I do just enough not to get fired.
sciencystuffandthings
That could be anything
UnityIron
Postman?
crashdummy35
etopsirhc
i don't know. literally, when it works, i don't know why it works. when it doesn't work, i don't know why it doesn't.
Iamnotacreativeman
Are you my QA developer?! Because I'd like to punch her in the face
etopsirhc
lol no, 100% male here.
PearjuiceATX
Programmer
etopsirhc
exactly!
PearjuiceATX
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs; take 1 down, patch it around; 217 little bugs in the code. (Support engineer here)
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
I turn really tiny switches on and off
ShinksAvoHazaar
Quantum computing?
supernaturalfanboy
I think it's programming. Or he might be literally turning tiny switches on and off who knows.
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
Programming as a career. Literally really tiny switches as a hobby.