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"Pranksters" use an air-horn to "prank" a McDonalds employee. Justice is served
Jul 17, 2017 9:14 AM
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JohannVonTittySprinkles
As someone with PTSD, this guy would get his jaw jacked.
YacoXocaY
SirLyonhart
Is that a pic of Daddy'O'Five?
SteerpikeSteerpike
LOVE IT !!! If yer gonna fuck with someone, be prepared for this. Dont be a dick and then get upset when they dont wanna be your like bait
welcometofuckall
Now my nissan is all sticky *sulks*
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Why did this happen to me? The world is so unfair!
DynamicWeight
All I did was accidentally honk my horn! And she just works at McDonald's anyway!
Ryang256
Those things put out anywhere from 140 to 150 decibels. That's enough to cause permanent hearing damage that close.
DianNaoChong
People who provoke then want revenge on someone getting them back for being assholes, are the worst.
spankydoowop
He could've seriously damaged her hearing. What a asshole.
kudichan
Every time I see this, it makes me wish they'd ordered that famous boiling hot McDonalds coffee.
blackbenetavo
Fuck this prank. As someone with significant hearing loss, the damage caused by that is a significant percentage of what I have left.
Eireman4Ever
Got what was coming to him.
IAmNotTheImgurianWhomYouSeek
Well, not really. As in the douche-bag deserved worse!
Vaeevictiss
Gotta love how mad he gets...like "how fucking dare you, what did i do to you"
whistlebuzz
Asshole got exactly what he deserved (driver not the kid in the window)
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
She says "You're not getting your drink... go." Then tosses it.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
...so he did get his drink.
Texantioch
for free even
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
You can't get your drink and drink it too
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
this.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
Next time I'd order a sanwich
GCostanza
i like it but she's probably going to get fired :(
GothKirby
Honestly if I were here and I got fired for doing this I'd feel it was 100% worth it.
LizardsInTheSky
Only if her manager is absolutely insane. That was a train horn which is dangerous to her health and he is clearly not a valued customer
Winndypops
Luckily she didn't, when it happened people proactively called up to voice their support for the girl before the manager even saw the video.
ProcrastinationTermination
sauce? as a maccas worker this seems highly unlikely, we get fired for the most mundane shit at my store.
ICantThinkOfAU
Nah, this is essentially an assault for all intents and purposes. Train horns can do more damage to you than a punch to the face very easily
AwesomeName
Worth it.
mastamage
Nope, that's allowed, milkshake is even better
mastamage
Especially with bees camping at the end of the drive thru
Kirozane
My milkshake brings all the bees to my car, I spilled all over my car, Bees are inside of my car, They could kill me, I'm allergic to bees.
TooSoonBruv
drowningfishy
Seriously I like pranks like the next person, but FCK these youtube morons take it to far. Good for her hope she still has her job.
MrDamige
It's McDonalds, not KFC ;)
Druidichawk19
And her hearing. According to the video he was using a train horn.
ThePastmaster
I have a prank he would love. Me towing his car and putting it in an automotive cubeilator.
BeringerRD
I get the vibe he wears Jean shorts and a backwards monster energy hat.
burgermei5ter
and a tap out shirt
BeringerRD
Yes how could I forget the most important part of douche bag couture
LizardsInTheSky
Also that Cherry Coke stained interior is gonna work pretty well on his souped up Nissan in my opinion
thelawz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q0ic6iDJJk
mecirae
Did he just litter later in the vid?
TallEd
He did yeah, chucked the top of the cup out
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
he practically casually dropped it. it displays the fact that he doesn't give it a second thought
Calypsos
Who are the dick eaters that are downvoting the marinara? Always upvote someone who provides the sauce for someone else's post! +1
Cassiopeia93
"That's what happens when you prank, they get kinda mad."...wow, some people really are just braindamaged.
motherofgods
didn't seem to phase them much. sadly
Chaos2183
Not clicking. Refuse to support views for the garbage that promotes people making more of these
byrondio
The original video is no longer available on Youtube. Heh!
badkluster04
You better not mess with the people that serve your food or drive your ambulances or protect your neighborhood
thygif
"Prank"
JandersFosho
It wasn't even an air horn it was a goddamn train horn outfitted into the truck then they posted it saying some bitch ruined his truck
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Can't you sue people for showing your face without a waiver?
kaztas
Not if it's in a public place. Not sure how it pertains to making money however, seeing as how his youtube garners income with it though.
backofthesun
You can film a crowd of people in public, but not individuals. Not sure if she could technically sue for using her likeness for profit...?
kaztas
I should clarify that this is a state-by-state basis too.
backofthesun
Huh. Glad I know the truth then. When I heard it they must've not included all the details (what a surprise)
kaztas
Not true. I just went through a trial where my video of a person who didn't know but in public, was admissible. A domestic dispute case.
airen
Can u sauce?
JandersFosho
https://youtu.be/YHh4qCjn3xQ some ragu 4 ya
squintish
Shockingly one of the dudes has serious neck tattoos.
ilikepotatoesalot
they look exactly like what i expected. way to be stereotypical pieces of shit.
mikeatike
Not giving them ad revenue.
zephyrbell
Use ad block
MistressLyda
Might be worth reporting it to youtube though.
balmut
I believe you have to watch the whole video, or press one of the vote buttons
mikeatike
Youtube usually does ads before you see the video.
MistressLyda
Not from what I recall, it is a certain % or time.
JamesAwkboner
He doesn't know ruined. If I was her check the camera, find his license plate, track him down, can of thermite through the engine.
basicwhitelich
Would've dropped the card on the ground
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Ehh I'd be afraid that when he got out of the car to get it he'd get violent
AwesomeName
What baffles me: those guys still put it up on their shitty "prank youtube channel", as if it doesn't document them being huge douches.
mikeatike
The "pranksters get pranked" makes more money. I wouldn't be surprised if the McDonalds kid is in on it.
TheCrustyMustard
By the look on her face, I HIGHLY doubt it.
FrostytheSnowcolt
"It's just a prank, bro!"
DontLookAtMyPenis
And the fact that they just got shat on
OGkilroy
Yeah lol they got paid to do that
THEThadJarvis
Thing that baffles me more is how they get pissy when the employee tosses the drink and tries to toss some of it back.
Crythulhu
Because "it's just a prank, bro" which makes it okay
Juroopiloo
It's like they seriously don't get it! I w orl with these people...the lack of awareness is just dangerous
Juroopiloo
Work*
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Right? As though he or she (can't tell) was the asshole.
b3n9
She.
Asterfix
Ever hear the phrase "Their shit doesn't stink" it's basically what he thinks about himself. "I never do anything wrong, it's your fault"
HerrBisch
Video is probably titled "Moody teenager who works at McDonalds can't take a Prank"
Duarg
The vodeo is entirely about the cleaning of their car, title is "ANGRY EMPLOYEE RUINS INSIDE OF OUR CAR!" or something similar
alsoAzrael
I don't understand why there are so goddamn many of these shitty "lol I'm an asshole" channels. People don't understand what pranking is.
PhantomGinge
Pranks should be so subtle you can't even film it
JUmpmAN1
What turd buckets, they should be fired from youtube
kaitoofrose
IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
Jamesbaxster
Thank you! I used to survey roads, had people blast these things 5ft away from me weekly while operating a $50k survey gun, fuck them.
DevonGronka
I can't imagine how I would react if someone came in to my office and blasted one at me.
AncientPostNecromancer
Shoot a flare gun at them.
IrishWristWatch69
I'm a surveyor! Fuck those people!
AntiDownVoteActivist
People actually do that shit? Like wtf? I feel rude for just driving through your LOS.
Bandignomette
Oh man, I'm glad I'm not the only one! I almost can't believe people are that rude :(
AntiDownVoteActivist
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who feels guilty for something totally out of my control.
jaminjimmyjames
Any click is a good click.
justahumanbeing
It was in hopes to get the employee fired as if we'd agree that they were the victims and she was the douche in some parallel universe
AwesomeName
No, they are just trolls. Trolls just do it for the shit they're stirring up.
Parablelost
Wish Youtube demonetized these type of "prank" videos rather than the gaming ones like MxR.
RuKosopaty
doesnt matter if youre popular cause of bad or good things-all that counts is that youre popular (yt also goes with this logic: vievs>likes)
RonaldFckingSwanson
4FingeredBandit
"It's better to be infamous than to never be famous at all" -Roger stone -Michael Scott
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Case in point: 2016 Presidential Election
Counterfit
Brilliant username.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
iknow.hansolo
LoudBirb
That's because likes have nothing to do with ad revenue. They care if you see an ad... and that's it.
Aerolfoz
Internal rankings and algorithms, like the related videos they show you, but that doesn't matter for ad revenue.
wrincewind
dislikes and likes both count equally as 'engagement' as far as the algorithm cares
Dionysus187
"Guys go dislike and comment on this video for having a stance we don't like!" - creator laughs menacingly
PuckerUpButtercup
They don't see it about themselves. Look up the narcissists prayer
LavaAxe
They probably got more subscribers after this. People love rooting for douchebags
JustaMITH
They hope people will side with them saying the employee couldn't take a joke. Further justifying more pranks like this.
whitefolk
What's worng with scaring people
StonesOnTheHill
It's wrong being a fucking shit to someone who takes shit all day for shit pay, just for a cheap fucking laugh.
fartharder
Whitefolk been scaring people since the dawn of time.
gtmiller
This can cause long term damage. Its painful, not scary.
drowningfishy
Or cause a heart attack, cause a person to hyper ventilate thus trigger asthma attack. Really best not to scare the shit out of strangers.
packasmacks
That's a bit of a stretch, but it can definitely fuck up your ears.
Ironblitz
After a full day of general public, I'm surprised they didn't swap it for hot coffee....
whitefolk
Cybran97
Honestly an airhorn doesn't warrant that. Should be fired.
sterburyshurtkaeki
No one should be treated so rudely. The woman had every right to be upset.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Troll. Or extremely dumb person. 90% of comments are -1.
bloodravanable
Totally justified....
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Idjit.
dumalalee
You sound like the person who makes a mess and doesn't clean up after themselves when eating out because you think it's the servers job...
mikeatike
And lives with his mom who does all his laundry and cleans up after him.
StonesOnTheHill
Maybe she should be fired. But maybe, that soaking taught that guy to be less of a twat. And that'd be a victory for the world in general.
mikeatike
Yeah, it should have been a hot drink dumped on them.
DovaQueen
Also ppl are crazy going up and shooting ppl in drive thrus movie theaters etc it probably scared her
Knilore
2 wrongs never make a right but this is one of those times I'd allow it and deal with my hypocrisy internally.
Sacurason
I actually don't consider her as in the wrong, for the reason that one can't expect people recently frightened to behave rationally.
Diddykongkey
Work 8 hours in a sweaty kitchen serving shit to assholes to bring home $40 before taxes. I'd say he got off the hook.
koflan
Where do you live that has $5 minimum wage?
Whatismypurpose
You are fucking stupid.
ZedaZ80
Dude, if your truly think that, you're a dumbass.
iwearlittlesocks
I work in hospitality and she should be held responsible for retaliating... But fuck that dude deserved it
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Counterfit
More auditory than verbal, but otherwise your point stands.
iwearlittlesocks
i'm not saying she should be fired, but because it is a corporate environment, she should at least get a reprimand. more than likely, 1/2
iwearlittlesocks
2/2 she won't ever do something like that again, so a write up really means nothing. it's just to appease the higher ups
Dagordae
It totally warrants that. If you are going to be an asshole, you deserve everyone else to be an asshole to you.
Conjo434
But she was probably fired anyway, airhorn or not she still harassed a customer.
TheCrustyMustard
He gives her tinnitus, she splashed him with some coke. He was the one who assaulted her first.
Conjo434
From the eyes of the manager, she still assaulted a customer. The 'pranksters' didn't get physical so she was in the wrong.
Madv1lla1n
What if the employee had an underlying heart condition? People work for many reasons, but very few are for acoustic shock
GothKirby
Or an anxiety disorder which causes them to have panic attacks if they're shocked by a loud noise.
DarthFutuza
Screw them, they're an employee, which are less than worms. They have no rights and no feelings. They aren't people. /sarcasm
ohdeepthought
Acoustic shock sounds like a cool name for a band
mikeatike
Or the child of Black Canary and Static Shock.
TheDeanofLean
CptRobotNinja
Were I managing the establishment I would have run out with a fresh drink, apologetically stopped his car and doused him again
alsoAzrael
Now THAT would have made an amazing video.
Maitrify
Do you not remember those assholes who tortured your kids and put it up on YouTube? People are jerks
Perkypie93
https://m.popkey.co/d74a9d/0mkyb.gif
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
If it had been coffee instead it might have been cured.
Seriesofnothing
I like to think his reaction after his gets his dad's truck wet was to justify how shit his life is. "If I have wet clothes so should you"
nosnhojam
+1 for dad's truck
northwestroots
I wish it was a shake
The22ndDoctor
I wish it had been coffee. Sweet sweet scalding hot coffee.
Artchie999
Na. Shake would be better. Its milk and sugar..its cold as hell. It will sticky it will stain and it will smell like sour milk.
cornertrail
His next prank: Throw soda on people while screaming "It's just a prank bro"
BigAZNMan
Gets shot and SJWs pretend to care
bnuihj
"it's just a prank br..." https://i.giphy.com/media/rVYbN0uxznAaI/giphy.gif
Raelic
Oh you saved one of the Daddyofive videos?
Vortain
Now that's a roast.
TheNLK
Best part is, they never do it to anyone that will absolutely whip their ass.
MfxBloodxBath
Isn't that already a thing? I could have sworn seeing something very similar.
mikeatike
Id be surprised if they were not fake, though.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Probably, because that whole "sneak up on someone and punch them" thing is a prank. Fucking assholes...
Deadpo0l
My buddy had his jaw broken because of an asshole like that.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Those people are fucking worthless.
Deadpo0l
The good news is, my buddy made a full recovery, and the friends he was with chased the dude down and beat his ass.
WhySoSeverusSnape
I'm so unstable and angry i would probably end up stabbing someone for that. Totally worth it.
usersubbordercontrol
If someone pulls pranks like that, I'll defend myself. That's pretty much assault..
RandomThingiesHere
Assault and battery probably. At least battery
WhySoSeverusSnape
People have been assaulted for less.
THEThadJarvis
Isn't that the "fire in the hole" bullshit prank?
SassySEVhatespantsAlways
I think folks need to relearn what's a prank and what's just being an asshole these days
NibbleDealer
"Soda Prank GONE WRONG!!"
ThatTransformersDude
I wish there was a yt channel of different people blasting an airhorn in this guys face at random times of his day until he starts crying.
balmut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51M4totvXQ
SadCannibalNoises
I would pay a moderate amount of money to see that happen.
ThatTransformersDude
Just random times but right at the second he's about to enjoy said moment.
LizardsInTheSky
It was a trainhorn (10^10x louder than an airhorn). He'd go deaf very quickly. That's how much of a stupid douche he is.
ThatTransformersDude
I rather use a normal airhorn on him. Like while he's about to take the 1st bite of a sandwich, of just as he's falling asleep.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Where's the little girl?!?
GooberSnotpants
I like how the warning on those says they can cause hearing loss or death.
Slausher
Again, rule of thumb: if the victim gets a laugh out of it, it's a prank, if you laugh at the expense of the victim - you're being an ass
Ealadon
That is true almost all of the time, I have seen harmless pranks that some people take poorly, but are in fact funny. See: Yoga Pants Prank
disinfectantrum
So if someone had a sense of humour, you're OK. If they don't, YOU are the dick. Got it.
Slausher
Nice bait m8
disinfectantrum
Nice logic, bruh
AVoiceOfReason
No. It's not "Whether the victim laughs," it's whether or not the prank is generally considered safe, fun, and enjoyed. Even if the girl (1)
AVoiceOfReason
laughs, other people may not, so don't do it on the off chance they do. Secondly, air horns can cause hearing damage. So it's not safe.
Slausher
This is pretty much all implied. I think with all pranks it's easy to tell if the target would enjoy it or be annoyed/hurt/disturbed by it
GreatLordCthulhu
Don't forget the "Ah! You got me!" Moment.
ZachsAnomaiy
Had a really really bad roommate who made life insufferable. Switching his coca cola to soy sauce on April first was worth being an ass imo
ScottTheScottishScotsman
Exact definition of the daddy o 5 twats on youtube
celestedrake
I can see some pranks victims not getting a laugh out of it...but the only thing hurt should be their pride. No damage, even temporary.
BoyCharlottes
JayEnfield
Schadenfreude!
ChameleonFacedGoon
there is an obvious epistemic problem with this definition
Ealadon
Do not try to inveigle us with your fancy SAT words, smarty pants!
IAmGodot
This. If people want to see good, harmless pranks they should go look up "Just For Laughs Gags" on youtube to see the difference.
SirDuckOnQuack
Or JSTU studios.. eating loud in the library is hilarious
WhyDontYouMakeMe
The gold standard is being able to say, "smile, you're on Candid Camera!" And everyone feels good about it
JJ2078
"It's just a prank bro!" he said to the policeman while standing over the deceased boy, knife still in hand...
ilikepotatoesalot
dude chill out
makeloveandwar
No dude chill in, i like this murder story
AWiseCrackinWizard
Look at him try and throw it back as if her reaction is unreasonable. Fuck you guy.
bronypokey6918
it was. that poor drink didnt deserve to die just cuz that man is a piece of shit.
whosagoodboy92
"I'm not your guy buddy" (south park reference)
Tinkrr
To be fair, what he did wasn't physical or destructive of property, what the worker did was. He was a dick but so was the employee.
TheCrustyMustard
You've heard of tinnitus, yeah?
modularized
You're wrong :)
skelitor120
Naw, I kinda agree with you. I like the douche getting his comeuppance but throwing coffee (soda?) on him isn't exactly a proportionate --
skelitor120
--reaction. Shut the window and make him go away.
ChaosandChaos
Potentially causing life altering medical condition, or activating one, or soda in the car...hmmm... You're right, she should have thrown a
ChaosandChaos
Bag of lit shit, that'd have been more proportionate.
Kompa
Jesus, a slight startle is a bit cunty, but throwing a drink into his car is justified? Both are pricks if you ask me. She even smiles first
CephalopodLodge4
It is unreasonable, that was assault on her part
ElbowDeepInASnake
Him using an airhorn at such close range fits the definition of assault better than what she did. That can cause irreparable hearing damage
diverbuzz
The scare made her accidentally on purpose drop the drink at him.
Tabrias
go fuck yourself
MetalGurux
And you're a punk
MithridateEupator
I'd be interested in you definition of assault
Cthulhuonabike
Technically throwing the drink at him would constitute assault, but she would have a reasonable case for self defense given his actions
CephalopodLodge4
Defence against what?
Cthulhuonabike
His action of assault. Blasting her with an air horn is as much an act of assault as her throwing the drink
Texantioch
I'm always fascinated by people like you. Like, who are you and how do you get through life without imploding?
jaminjimmyjames
Just a guess on my part, but lack of empathy might play a factor.
LizardsInTheSky
I also don't understand. How are they offended by the reaction, but not at all by the douche move that caused it? The world may never know
Shovi
I guess they are a douche themselves and don't like seeing their kind getting what's coming to them.
CephalopodLodge4
There is now possible damage to the car and any electronics on board. She is liable. These are facts. Actions have consequences.
TheCrustyMustard
And she now has possible long-term hearing damage. They are liable. These are facts. Actions have consequences.
Texantioch
Like the action of fucking with a stranger while they're working has the consequence of getting a drink thrown on you.
somepersondoingsomethings
"Actions have consequences"......
DarthFutuza
More like self defense.
CephalopodLodge4
What was she defending herself from? Loud noises?!
somepersondoingsomethings
Hearing damage.
DarthFutuza
Sudden loud noise at me would probably make me think I'm being shot at.
CephalopodLodge4
A train horn sounds like a gun to you?
CoderWithoutCaffeine
"They get paid to put up with customers" that guy probably.
CptRobotNinja
Maybe we can hunt down his youtube page and downvote all his shit and leave mean comments...you know...as a prank
mandadadada
Does it count if I do it just to be mean and not to "prank" him? Cause my sportsmanship is short today
Yrmsteak
The best thing to do would be to not up or downvote their videos, but report them.
DarthFutuza
Analyze each of their videos for the smallest possible copyright violations and then report them, 3 strikes and they're out permanently.
urustai
All it does is give them views. Downvoting & commenting don't mean jack. It's all about the traffic.
wutaanc
Why not find the guys YouTube and report it to google? If 2k people email them being upset it should at least get some attention.
zephyrbell
https://youtu.be/YHh4qCjn3xQ someone linked this. Use ad block so they don't get revenue.
lDAHO
Good find
skelitor120
NYPA.
Sirxch
Or just report all their videos as having any of the plunk shit terms that YouTube says is bad
DianNaoChong
protip, downvoting means nothing in youtube and you are giving their video a click, which is exactly what they want. Same with commenting.
DianNaoChong
commenting anywhere is just stiring the pot and drawing in more people.
Alighieri2000
Advertisers are faaar less likely to sponsor someone with a shit like/dislike ratio.
DianNaoChong
This is literally untrue. Marketers and pr jizz when they find out they have the most disliked video.
usersubbordercontrol
But ad views are still high..
Zeroji
I wonder if the YouTube API allows for downvoting without viewing. (I know Imugr's does)
DianNaoChong
Downvoting just draws attention and is only net positive for the video publisher. There is no upside to interacting with the system.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Reporting seems to work. You can report for mature content or bullying and it'll get demonetized.
noneofyourbussiness
We could also find his home address and send mysterious unmarked packages with threats attached... as a prank
SergeiBoobtitsky
I'm pretty sure that's a felony. Epic prank! Let's do it!
elrick43
No return address, handle everything with gloves, leave no evidence. it'll be the perfect crime!!!
elninjapenguin
Something involving kidnap, torture, and degradation. Wicked prank, bro, sorry bout your family though. Haha, you should see your face.
22HABU22
Perfect prank*
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SwiftanFurious
The reaction should have been "oh shit you scared me so bad I dropped your drink in your car". I can't think that fast myself.
FistedPink
Disagree, the reaction was justified. He was butt hurt he got owned in an epic fashion by someone he thinks he is better than.
blzrdphoto
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
overlythinky
To be fair, a loud air horn right next to someone can cause hearing damage.
Mentok
You go there, specifically to fuck with someone. So you should accept and, you deserve, all consequences. Don't like it? Don't do it.
AquaCrusher
Wat kinda fuk wad are you judging her reaction?
Flixster
Oh no! Not material damage!
gettodachopper69
Seriously dude?
DominickDickerson
Are you actually retarded? play stupid games win stupid prizes, act like an ass and get treated like an ass.
JetMarks
I like the -300 points this is sitting at lmao
DoctorDrowsy
Play stupid games, win stupid prices.
Tabrias
go fuck yourself
ctennessen
As a former detailer I agree that it can ruin carpets and some seat foam material.... but as a human being, fuck that car
Bravacado
Hahaha downvoting is fun
billionsofeyes
what would have been a reasonable reaction?
TheImperiumOfMankind
Oh noooo not a loud noise and then move on with your life. Particularly if you wanna keep your job. The fuck kinda manager is gonna keep 'em
HavelTh3Rock
No, it's more like, "oh no, my hearing is now gone." That can cause serious damage. I'd say her reaction was justified.
LizardsInTheSky
Don't know know? The douche's poor car's interior > innocent persons ability to hear. You're so insensitive to the fuckwad's needs!
TheImperiumOfMankind
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
nasreal
You know you can permanently damage someone's hearing with an airhorn that close right?
TheImperiumOfMankind
I mean yea. But because someones a cunt doesnt give you the right to also be a cunt
Nyther53
If you don't want your property damaged, don't be a douchecanoe.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
That plus the speedy takeoff like a coward
miserableprincess
Or (though I hope not) to talk to their manager and try to get them fired
CptRobotNinja
So total piece of shit. Its good to see such a well rounded turb
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
I got hit with the fuckin train horn on a limo outside a 7-Eleven once. Not to denigrate fat people for their own sake but this guy was
Oscill8s
Violence only begets more violence. Break his train horn, but leave him intact, to send the proper message.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
I'll only use der Teleskopschlagstock if he resists arrest. God bless Section 494 of the Criminal Code.
Oscill8s
In that case - film it! The only thing we like better than hating a villain is cheering a hero.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
about 3 feet tall and wider than his ride. I was working graveyards too and this motherfucker always came in to eat like fifty million hot
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dogs IN THE STORE WITH A KNIFE AND FORK like he wasn't already fat enough. At the time even though it hurt like a sonofabitch I didn't think
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of it as assault. I did mean to phone the company or go to the office and complain but I never did. If I knew then what I know now I would
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have rolled out the ol' handcuff-lock takedown, proned him the fuck out and cranked the thumb in behind his mandible harder than he'd be