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Sep 9, 2016 7:27 AM
ImmunityCatWillRise
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thatbubonic
was hoping for different "doggers"
reetvk
This is the best, thank u. Good nite.
ILOVEFARTING
What does the kid worry about? Dogfarts.
DogsAreCoolerThanPeopleDotJPEG
"In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog." Not sure where it came from, but love the quote.
MyRollTide1
Words can't describe how much I love dogs.
SexDrugsDubstepVEVO
But numbers can: 5/7
x0rawr0x
Omg +100000000000 for all the GSDs on this post <3 <3 <3 Best dog ever!! (imo - i've only had GSDs lol)
LukewarmBeans
keshet1479
I need unconditional love like this...Dreams
runningwithsandwiches
Thanks guys. Now I miss my dog.
BlasserDuennerJunge
#2 and after you got him and opened the mouth "What? Why would you eat that?"
originalBabewiththePower
I ask mine that every time I find them in the cat box
x0rawr0x
It's always plastic wrap or some hard plastic piece UGH! Or cardboard, my dog loves cardboard -.-
TheAccursedHamster
The love of a companion animal is one of humanities 3 greatest treasures. Right next to the love of another human, and pepsi.
circlebreaker
*blep*
x0rawr0x
Love this!! :)
Czechplus
What kind of dog is that
circlebreaker
German Bleppard
jessieraywilde
jridley
We do not deserve dogs. But we can try.
Huldra
I love dogs so much. My own dog is my family and best friend ❤
aPokal
To our shorter lived friends: May we have brought you the joy you brought us. May we be as loyal as you were to us.
KikkiHiiriFin
Is this an updog?
rocketninja34
UnPunkMonk
All I can see is a pupper's face. What's going on?
CountryMetal01
it's all apart of Shock and Awwwww
vexitus
ireallycantthinkofausernamesoitsthis
In england a dogger is someone who has sex with strangers in car parks. Do what you will with that.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Did he fucking stutter?
GeorgiePorgiePumpkinPie
Boibrown
I can't wait to finish work to see my dog
Pomegranitepuckerpoop
I take my dog to work!
PandaLeigh
Dogs are the best people
allpinkeverything
HOW COME NO ONE IS CARRYING THE SMALL CHILD, CARRYING THE PUPPY?! WTF...
JeanClaudeVanDammit
What small child?
caprica007
#2 works for both what the human says and the dog says
inboxmeyourschnauzers
I read it in my dogs voice before I realised it was from the human point of view...
Space2place
I would like to have heard you read that in your dog's voice...
LeaveLuck2Heaven
V true, this was 50% of my dog walking job. It's truly amazing what gross discarded food you don't even realize is all over city streets.
undertheaurora
Ahaha, the "Beware of Dog" one reminds me of our german shepherd. We gt him b/c the woman who got him wanted an attack dog....1/2
undertheaurora
And she did get an attack dog...but he attacked with kisses and cuddles and unconditional love. Best dog ever.
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
Thank you for this post. I feel much better now!
ImmunityCatWillRise
:')
bexxyab
Doggers are something else in the UK so I was surprised to see it was about dogs not outdoor sex.
evil66gurl
Hahahaha! seriously? That's funny.
bexxyab
Yea dogging is where people drive to a lay-by or car park in a car and shag each other. Cottaging is gay sex in a public toilet aswell.
themuttonisniceandlean
Next question. What's a lay-by?
zaxib
Here you go: /a/kFCNS
themuttonisniceandlean
Excellent definition. Thank you very much!
Eduardoram220
Lmao
sirmixanaverageamount
It's stressing me out that that kid is in suck deep water trying to keep his puppy up... HELP HIM, CAMERA MAN!
JeanClaudeVanDammit
He doesn't look to be struggling too much... His dog clearly means more to him than getting out easily.
MajorGameage
Right... where's my dog sleeping right now? I need to go smush her face with hugs
TheifofZ
My dog had been hugged and fluffed for awhile just before I saw this. Don't need to again.
MandsLeanan
I won't see mine for six hours. Gonna give him so many hugs.
Space2place
I wish I still had mine to smoosh w/ hugs. Like the kid tho I had lots of dogs on my bed to protect me but they were just stuffed animals :/
juliaisafuckingamazingvaginaowner
Give her one from me, too!
Einstine1984
Just did myself
AceVanquish
Upvoted to keep this near the top comment.
Flamingosbitch
Not quite top comment... But near
AceVanquish
They go together.
SarcasmIsMyTurnOn
'Yes I like attention but why are you waking me?'
grumblethump
Nah mate, that's the cat. The dog is like 'yay! I'm awake! Hi owner! Now what, now what, now what??!?? Wanna play?!'
cuzitsthere
Mine is sleeping about 6 feet away... At all times.
Dannyxrain
I can't wait to have a dog in my life
nutsnack
You won't regret it, except for when they ruin things... And then you still won't regret it
purplehays
This is all too true!!
Dannyxrain
I know. I have friends who have said the same
artbyraincoats
Don't underestimate training or starting it young! They do not come with a understanding of commands. No matter what idiots that shout think
Dannyxrain
Oh I know haha
Space2place
@Dannyxrain & just remember, they're people too! They need lots of ♥ & discipline & walkies & toys & bones & snausages & beggin strips &...
Dannyxrain
And all the good stuff! Yes. Of course. They may only be a part of our lives but we are all of theirs
CatalyticSky703
I have a son... Pretty much the same
Dannyxrain
Haha I've heard this one before
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
What kind are you going to get?
Dannyxrain
I have no idea! I love Huskies, Bulldogs, GSD, Pugs, Corgis, Goldens, Mutts are also wonderful too.
jaminjimmyjames
Get yourself a happy rescue pup.
ialwaysupvotetoothless
I hope you'll have the love of one some day :) I want a GSD and/or Golden too
serney
Rescue a shelter dog. It makes getting one even better. Seeing mine get comfy on a couch for the first time in a year was the best.
Dannyxrain
I actually plan to! I've been to a couple shelters before and they look like amazing dogs
jaminjimmyjames
My pupper ran laps around my backyard when I brought him home, then gave me all the kisses.
IridescentLotus
I have two cats, but I still want a dog once we have a yard.
Dannyxrain
That's perfect!
IridescentLotus
Agreed :)
seerofsorrow
It's one of the best gifts I've ever given myself.
Dannyxrain
That's awesome!
Shirtless
im allergic to dogs and cats its so heartbreaking... i bought a fucking hamster the other day, love him, but not quite a doge
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Have you looked into allergy shots? My mom is allergic but she has 1 dog and 2 cats & my siblings and I have 3 dogs and 1 cat, collectively
flyinspaghettimonster
It sucks being allergic. Luckily my dog allergy had gotten a little better but cats...nope. I hope your lil ham is rewarding though!
Shirtless
thank you! Hes a Winter White hamster, such a cutie
snowy129
I have allergies too :( ...and a dog and two cats. Worth every kleenex.
GardenVarietyBro
Did you try hypoallergenic dogs? Our aussiedoodle is a great dog and my dog-allergic friend has no problem with him.
Shirtless
yeah the hypoallergenic dogs still bother me just not as badly. Had a mini schnauzer growing up but its between that and poodles
GardenVarietyBro
Check out schnoodles! Super cute, genetically fitter than purebreds, double the hypoallergenicness
ThatDarnBandit
I have a coton de tulear, they are great for allergies too. No shedding or dandruff ever.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I love Yorkies. The ones we had were really smart and loved cuddling.
snowy129
I'm allergic to my friends supposed "hypoallergenic" dogs.
ThatDarnBandit
What is the dog cause some breeds arent as good as others
snowy129
Some kind of small white fluffy poodle-lookin' thing.
Doktor101
Try a rat. They're smart and affectionate.
Thebae
even poodles?
Shirtless
I think im okay with schnauzer and poodles but not sure if I want either of those
Thebae
Try a Labradoodle! Feels like a Lab but curlier and hypoallergenic
Shirtless
ill check it out thank you.. just not sure how hypoallergenic some of the designer dogs are
Dannyxrain
Damn, man. I know certain breeds are good for those allergic.
larbar
You can get shots to help... totally worth it. Nothing like a dog.
jaminjimmyjames
I started getting shots for my pupper. I love him more than breathing.
TheFabulousFuehrer
So much this. I stop myself since I acknowledge the responsibility and if I ever do, I want to be a good dog dad. But man I want a dog.
Dannyxrain
You and me both
TheFabulousFuehrer
My mom and stepdad have a dog that changed my entire outlook on them. I visit the dog basically, and it's a nice bonus my mom lives there 1/
TheFabulousFuehrer
too. Dog's a "Weimaraner", German hunting dog breed and just the kindest, sweetest, best creature ever. I was a 'cat guy' before but 2/
TheFabulousFuehrer
this creature convinced me just how awesome dogs are. Getting my life dog-ready has become a priority ever since. Cannot wait for the day :)
alfrzernebog
:( My boyfriend doesn't want dogs. He only likes cats. I mean, they're great too, but still..
lkat
Is your boyfriend my soon to be ex husband?
alfrzernebog
I sure hope not :P
Space2place
@alfrzernebog, Hmm maybe your bf is a cat! They are sneaky
Eduardoram220
I mean I like cats too but it's not the same as having a dog that is always excited to see you no matter if you are gone for 10 hours or5min
cicknave
Sounds like me - it took my gf 16 years before I came to my senses. One of the best decisions I ever made, was to get a dog ????
XplodingUnicornGlitter
My boyfriend is very aware that any day he comes home, there's a risk there will be a new animal around. And he's okay with it :)
anygirlx
He just thinks he doesn't want a dog. Once you get one he will forget all about silly cats.
RabidDiabeetus
Something is wrong with this guy. This is a very clear indication and everyone knows it.
boneapetite
Maybe he just enjoys his privacy or solitude. I enjoy both cats and dogs but cats aren't nearly as affectionate as dogs. I dig cats more.
maybeifthisusernameiswittyenoughsomeonewillfinallyloveme
Some dogs do act "cat-like." My dog is rather stoic, solitary, and only cuddles occasionally. Still love him :)
boneapetite
That sounds so delightful :) Mind if I ask what kind of breed he is?
ladderofchill
Dump his arse
artbyraincoats
If you have to put up with his cats, he should put up with your dog. Even if he doesn't want it, it makes you happy and can be yours.
Kommanche
Why not both?
Dannyxrain
A friend of mine has both. She loves them
TheFabulousFuehrer
I was the same until a few years ago. Take him to a shelter. Just takes one dog to change his view forever.
Dannyxrain
I have a friend who is the same. Idk I'm just a dog person more. Plus I'm allergic to cats haha
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I have a cat because I need a fence before I can get a Great Pyrenees. My cat can be an asshole though...
craigfur
First few weeks gonna Be hell kind of. Pee and shit everywhere. But besides that not a singel regret
SarcasmIsMyTurnOn
Rescued a two year old, five years later not a single accident (besides vomit once in a blue moon).
Dannyxrain
It's just growing pains and getting to know how it all works, I'm sute
HammondYouIdiot
You can always adopt an older pup to do yourself a favor. My dog was 9 months when I got him. Accidents were very minimal.
butternutsquashfarts
We found a stray, and we have no idea how old he is. At least 8. Not a single accident in the house except when he was sick.
Cammaster
Honest question, why does (most) Imgur hate kids but (mostly) love dogs? They are very similar besides the amount of work.
mrseffingrochester
Dogs don't talk back, you don't have to pay for clothes and (more) food and holidays, you don't have to take them to school or ballet
Cammaster
So I'm correct, it's that there is more work involved.
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
what did ballet ever do to you.
Doktor101
Existed.
mrseffingrochester
I go to bed and when I close my eyes all I can hear is "good toes naughty toes good toes naughty toes..."
Dannyxrain
Dogs are innately there for you. Kids are like little drunk people.