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HitchhikeroftheInternet
You are the kind of customer that I appreciate! Thank you!
Siegmier1
Congrats on the new job
Fireguy97
When I go to Home Depot other customers usually ask me questions.
RavensMaster
This happened to my dad one time in the U.K. version (B&Q) when he was wearing a red shirt and jeans that looked like their uniform.
MrWiggleBottom
Do you also tell people you're a Mer-man?
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I tell them that measuring twice is the essence of a job well done, and a job well done is the essence of beauty.
MyPrincessNameIsDrinkingBeauty
I go to Home Depot and never get assistance, because the only people who work there are lazy teenagers.
lovestospoon
Hey don't forgot me
Rwwtgv94
@fuckenbozo
ToxicCupcake79
kitschistheenemy
100%
dsswaff
I mean, it's home depot. They wouldn't be there to help you anyway
lovestospoon
As a worker who works there bullshit
WhiskeyJedi
If I ever need help at Home Depot I bring my Girlfriend. Only way anyone will talk to you is if you have tits in your entourage.
Youmaynotagree
Me too OP, me too. Except most times I'm faking it cause I don't want to look like an indiot.
TheUserSubHero
Orb99
Fuck do I feel hopeless in home depot
ckowski
Cause you underestimated the amount of supplies you need for your project and or got wrong size and color.
ShoppingCartRodeo
Mrw I work at Home Depot and people like you teach me useful shit so I can sound like I know what I'm doing.
Nesssssss
I also work at Home Depot and OP is my favorite kind of customer!
ButtNakedHandstands
My same reaction when I work at Home Depot and someone tries to teach me something and they're totally wrong.
ShoppingCartRodeo
Used to work at the service desk. Quite satisfying until they get angsty.
Simplyfun
No homo.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Yea, I call BS. I worked here in my early 20s and people literally walk in the door and ask if we have hammers. "Nope, all out."
FunctioningWorkaholic
SpikeTheGoat
To be fair, most certainly meant "Where are the hammers?", they just went about asking it in a profoundly stupid manner... I hope anyway.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I agree but it doesn't help the situation when there are 10'x25' banners hanging from the ceiling where one of them says Tools.
SpikeTheGoat
LOL yeah, I never worked hardware but have in the grocery stores. Got the same sort of nonsense every day.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Nine times out of ten, when someone is asking where something is, they are literally standing in front of it and refuse to even look.
Tardertoot
Go to Lowes like this as a young woman and a middle aged male worker will tell you you're wrong and to bring him pics of your project. Ass.
ButtNakedHandstands
See that's your problem, you went to lowes
Tardertoot
Meh, it was closer to my house, I figured it wouldn't be that bad...won't make that mistake again.
Pipetri
" Can I help you sir ? " - " I know more than you "
Vcaro
I am a ma'am!
ImProlyAtWork
PaganUniform
While I love Ron Swanson's character, I always thought this scene was kinda of dick move. The guy is just doing his job.
kissmyassets
I know actually quite a bit. Don't assume you know more.
motherhoodlum
I'll admit, as a chick, I friggin LOVE saying that at Lowes.
picturesarenice
My old Home Depot used to have Masters in each section, with a minimum of 20 years of experience in their field. They were bosses.
BrownWoim
And when you're at the checkout line /a/tKFaF
darthnawsty
Resurrectionist
But you're only a miner
Sheldonian
Me when buying hardware... Computer hardware
Nuss69er
Yes!!
Br0doSwaggins
Ximien
Basically me in every best but ive been to
JohnLorry
He just published a new woodworking book.
Sticklebrickk
You da real mpv
professorlemonwood
This applies when going by Geek Squad weables
0ByteMe1
I have fun questioning geek squad and giving them a hard time, yea I know Im an asshole. Ill purposely act dumb just see their reactions too
AaroNine
The people you meet know nothing, the technicians are the ones who know things, and you don't meet them.
tukestu
As a CA (the front) I know more than all of our techs. Not up front by choice, but it pays decent.
AaroNine
As a former ARA (the back) most CAs are just sales people and don't know shit about computers.
MyNameisAvailable
As a Current ARA only 1 out of our 9 agents know anything helpful