May 20, 2019 12:58 PM
OmiWanKenobe
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Not everyone can walk on water
cw6ft2ntx
hehehehe
rickrockqc
I said no food in the pool!
midrealmknight
Just climb out of the pool and go home. No one wants to be around someone that embarrassingly stupid especially when they are soaking wet.
jtheace228
MightyIink
Always keep an eye on your horizon. -Flight Training 101
DutchSpur
ddriscoll3
No one yelled...”Hey lookout! Stop!” Something?
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
She walks into me every day buried in her phone
NowShowButthole
Shout out to r/funny.
allantdoherty
Head in the clouds?... or head up her ass?
Lilithet
There's a ladder right next to you, use it.
5NoteHalf
They didn't see THE SWIMMING POOL when they were calm. You think they can notice a ladder while panicking? XD
Filanwizard
Gravity, Its the law.
goflyblind
Sheldonian
This is almost Looney Tunes physics she looks down and that's when she falls
Spackler7
Who put this pool here? I’m suing!
Khoshteep
How do you miss a big pool?
Weelpzbit
Hilarious!!!!
hypermirth
Powers of observation = 0. Can relate.
Yesisaidthat
-1 she missed the ladder too.
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
I can feel it when you see she realizes her foot isn't landing. That's the worst feeling like when you're missing a step on stairs
iamagrocerybag
I totally forgot that i was like 3 steps up the other day and turned and tried to walk off and got that awful heart in mouth feeling
paleofuturism
and she's going to complain and threaten a lawsuit for all damages, material, physical, and emotional. this SAME thing happened at my work.
SvarvSven
Yeah, it didn't look like she was about to laugh it off.
kingbloom
Makes me think of Home Alone 2 where he doesn't notice the giant hole when he walks in the door.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Wow.....what a hole
sarahsaurroar
My little cousin used to chime in after Marv goes Harry I've reached the top! With Harry! I've reached the bottom!
g8rb
Should buy the Jesus upgrade next time... I was so rooting for a female wonder here!
TheMedGeek
Back before people stared at their phones, they still didn’t watch where they were going
youfoundmeyouwinabeer
I’d hold onto my takeout and direct her attention to the ladder
ArtOzz
Do you think she would see it unless you actually pulled her to it?
Thisisgay
Maybe someone could offer her a book about how to use ladders
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
She will probably die walking off a cliff she doesn't notice some day.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Maybe not. Perhaps this will teach her that she shouldn't ever go anywhere where there are a bunch of cliffs.
Or maybe that she should be more aware of her surroundings.
TheGodOfTacos
Maybe she purchased the surf and turf meal.
Retardis310
Land came first, so turf n' surf
TurboGifs
More like the turf n' turf
LegendaryKatman
Oh! Come on!
Krashtestdummy
"Who put that damn pool there?"
swatz
Jumped right out in front of her!
Quebeker
"they should have put a sing or something, i'm going to sue"
Freddo2501
"This wasn't even here this morning!"
Rimasticus
Jesus Christ, watch where you're going.
chimpo64
To be fair, she was probably distracted by the view.
IMostlyCommentInGifs
munchmunchmunch
And I thought you had to be on your phone to pull something like this.
edasm
Not even on her phone!
PleaseLeave
You cann that theres a ledge just under the water and she steps right on the drop
You can see
CommanderKiwi
You can also see a fucking ladder to her left
daguq
Jesus Christ wouldn't need to, he can walk on water and swim through the land.
pareidoliaperson
For a second there...I thought she'd walk on the water. Thinking the fake pool is another millennial decoration, for online fame & what not.
UncleCeiling
Of the two, swimming through the land is definitely the more impressive.
Golgothanworm
Buddhist arahants could too apparently
SillyGoat
Walk on water, yes. Swimming on land is Chuck Norris territory
J0LTED
Agreed
richiWebKing
...HOW? I mean...HOW? How the hell do you not notice what looks like an entire fucking swimming pool?
AVoiceOfReason
By turning their head away and not seeing. You can see that in the video. What are you talking about? Are we looking at different things?
danlundy
The same people that didn't notice the ladder when they were trying to get her out
PoIluticorn
Every pool is an entire pool
AnEvilBrownEgg
How about those ones that are half inside and half outside?
sethens8911
Well considering her ethnicity...you should already know that she has no concept of space or direction.
Sharpiiiiihearts
whatintarnation9
Lack of situational awareness.
Gherkincensed
Same with driving
Situational awareness is a stretch for not noticing more than half your field of view
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
How? She was literally looking at the pool as she went up the stairs. It can't be awareness.
chalkydude
The pool (outside of its railing that is blocked from the stairs by a post) has no upward projection, and while not always the case a
staircase generally is continued with a further path forward. When you go up the stairs you see the projection of tables, which draws your
eyes away from the pool. Presumably she was looking for a company of people that were already there waiting. To be honest, the whole
arrangements seems to be baiting something like this to happen in my view.
Beaveronagoose
No.
wifehere
I'm with Chalky!
cw6ft2ntx
hehehehe
rickrockqc
I said no food in the pool!
midrealmknight
Just climb out of the pool and go home. No one wants to be around someone that embarrassingly stupid especially when they are soaking wet.
jtheace228
MightyIink
Always keep an eye on your horizon. -Flight Training 101
DutchSpur
ddriscoll3
No one yelled...”Hey lookout! Stop!” Something?
sheeatsherpeasoneatatime
She walks into me every day buried in her phone
NowShowButthole
Shout out to r/funny.
allantdoherty
Head in the clouds?... or head up her ass?
Lilithet
There's a ladder right next to you, use it.
5NoteHalf
They didn't see THE SWIMMING POOL when they were calm. You think they can notice a ladder while panicking? XD
Filanwizard
Gravity, Its the law.
goflyblind
Sheldonian
This is almost Looney Tunes physics she looks down and that's when she falls
Spackler7
Who put this pool here? I’m suing!
Khoshteep
How do you miss a big pool?
Weelpzbit
Hilarious!!!!
hypermirth
Powers of observation = 0. Can relate.
Yesisaidthat
-1 she missed the ladder too.
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
I can feel it when you see she realizes her foot isn't landing. That's the worst feeling like when you're missing a step on stairs
iamagrocerybag
I totally forgot that i was like 3 steps up the other day and turned and tried to walk off and got that awful heart in mouth feeling
paleofuturism
and she's going to complain and threaten a lawsuit for all damages, material, physical, and emotional. this SAME thing happened at my work.
SvarvSven
Yeah, it didn't look like she was about to laugh it off.
kingbloom
Makes me think of Home Alone 2 where he doesn't notice the giant hole when he walks in the door.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Wow.....what a hole
sarahsaurroar
My little cousin used to chime in after Marv goes Harry I've reached the top! With Harry! I've reached the bottom!
g8rb
Should buy the Jesus upgrade next time... I was so rooting for a female wonder here!
TheMedGeek
Back before people stared at their phones, they still didn’t watch where they were going
youfoundmeyouwinabeer
I’d hold onto my takeout and direct her attention to the ladder
ArtOzz
Do you think she would see it unless you actually pulled her to it?
Thisisgay
Maybe someone could offer her a book about how to use ladders
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
She will probably die walking off a cliff she doesn't notice some day.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Maybe not. Perhaps this will teach her that she shouldn't ever go anywhere where there are a bunch of cliffs.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Or maybe that she should be more aware of her surroundings.
TheGodOfTacos
Maybe she purchased the surf and turf meal.
Retardis310
Land came first, so turf n' surf
TurboGifs
More like the turf n' turf
LegendaryKatman
Oh! Come on!
Krashtestdummy
"Who put that damn pool there?"
swatz
Jumped right out in front of her!
Quebeker
"they should have put a sing or something, i'm going to sue"
Freddo2501
"This wasn't even here this morning!"
Rimasticus
Jesus Christ, watch where you're going.
chimpo64
To be fair, she was probably distracted by the view.
IMostlyCommentInGifs
munchmunchmunch
And I thought you had to be on your phone to pull something like this.
edasm
Not even on her phone!
PleaseLeave
You cann that theres a ledge just under the water and she steps right on the drop
PleaseLeave
You can see
CommanderKiwi
You can also see a fucking ladder to her left
daguq
Jesus Christ wouldn't need to, he can walk on water and swim through the land.
pareidoliaperson
For a second there...I thought she'd walk on the water. Thinking the fake pool is another millennial decoration, for online fame & what not.
UncleCeiling
Of the two, swimming through the land is definitely the more impressive.
Golgothanworm
Buddhist arahants could too apparently
SillyGoat
Walk on water, yes. Swimming on land is Chuck Norris territory
J0LTED
Agreed
richiWebKing
ArtOzz
...HOW? I mean...HOW? How the hell do you not notice what looks like an entire fucking swimming pool?
AVoiceOfReason
By turning their head away and not seeing. You can see that in the video. What are you talking about? Are we looking at different things?
danlundy
The same people that didn't notice the ladder when they were trying to get her out
PoIluticorn
Every pool is an entire pool
AnEvilBrownEgg
How about those ones that are half inside and half outside?
sethens8911
Well considering her ethnicity...you should already know that she has no concept of space or direction.
Sharpiiiiihearts
whatintarnation9
Lack of situational awareness.
Gherkincensed
Same with driving
Thisisgay
Situational awareness is a stretch for not noticing more than half your field of view
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
How? She was literally looking at the pool as she went up the stairs. It can't be awareness.
chalkydude
The pool (outside of its railing that is blocked from the stairs by a post) has no upward projection, and while not always the case a
chalkydude
staircase generally is continued with a further path forward. When you go up the stairs you see the projection of tables, which draws your
chalkydude
eyes away from the pool. Presumably she was looking for a company of people that were already there waiting. To be honest, the whole
chalkydude
arrangements seems to be baiting something like this to happen in my view.
Beaveronagoose
No.
wifehere
I'm with Chalky!