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mrsocialeyes
Why are there so many of these pics
DeadManWalkingTall
Pretty sure that is a guy. Wait, no I'm not. I'm POSITIVE that is a guy.
DrunkenWeasel
This has got to be a porn set
Mongo50
Are we sure that's a woman though?
Pangs
People use sex toys? The horror! Shame shame shame.
DwaneDibbley
Hide your terrible photoshop skill behind dem pixels.
thedealersbackroom
Oopsie
bentheretoo
Does it not seem a little highly erected to anyone else?
VioletIntentions
bananatoast
Aww Schmidt.
theguyfromtheplace
Story of my life.
wadenelson1
Plot twist. It's her BF's shower.
KoliRobben
Those candles look dangerously close to the dildo
spainlikethecountrylavenderlikethecolor
Oh she didn't forget..
dandn
No he did not
fizixx
Looks like she stopped just short of The Joker.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Mirrors are the teller of truths.
merr916
Or a glory hole
Trish02111
Cheesy candelabra..def a guy..
upindat
Where's Dildo?
mjkrukru
Hate when that happens
CurrentIssues
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/lana-hands-2.gif?w=650
Laeryc
That jaw line is sharper then most Xacto knives
Digpoint
what047
Damn sexy Dave Grohl
ktmaye
That's a dude and dildo placement is probably planned for this pic. A hello to grinder/tender
Ladyboo87
Haha, I was thinking how difficult it would be to mount that as a woman. Makes sense now
infernopg
how is that hard to mount? you bend over and push your ass against the wall
Ladyboo87
If it was going in the ass it would be easier. The angle and height just looks difficult for the vag. But maybe that's just me.
infernopg
height depends on the person and that thing is super flexible, so the angle is pretty much irrelevant ^^
SenorBates
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!!!
kcufuck
Pretty sure this is a guy.
MamaKin
Isn't it in a difficult location to use efficiently, or pleasantly for that matter?
LanaDelReyy
That's what I'm wondering
the1whoknox
That's what we call a dildon't
BurgundyBurrito
HA
oohducky
Only pronouncing it dildoo from now on.
DumbBr0ad
Get off imgur Dad!!!
alexhawz
I don't think imgur dad needs encouragement
DumbBr0ad
You're right. Imgur Dad can get off on his own. He doesn't need us.
silber
It's worse when your room mate delivers it to your room and says "You forgot this." Just sayin'.
pugofstardock
sharing is caring
mrwizeass
You sound like you have first-hand experience with this.
what047
fist-hand experience*
TheDreadPirateNeckbeard
Yes!
what047
What if you didn't forget?
silber
Well I certainly can't use them when they're in another room! I've also left a vibrator on my table, which lead to awkwardness when he
silber
came to deliver my mail and I was passed out drunk.
RJ123abc
I hope you banged him
AlexDuos
This sounds like a sitcom
silber
Nah, just a shitty life, always single, and in the middle of nowhere.
Loina
Are you sure this isn't some flirting tactic?
Sugarcrotch
Adults use toys sometimes for self pleasure whats weird or awkward about it? At least it's not a needle and a spoon
CommentsWithGandalf
It could be , if you're brave enough
Hannya
Why would someone put heroin up their vagina?
what047
That's actually amazing
killrbee
One time I had guests over forgot my dildo was in the shower, they didn't say anything but deep down I felt like they new.
ProudConservative1000
looks like a dude
BeerBatteredandBold
Yeah dudes have dicks.
AphidTaco
Its "DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY"
manbastard
I believe you are correct.The title is still relevant though.
SirStrongBad
Pretty sure that's a dude.
onlydibs
Dibs
vipermx138
Bruce?!
thecolonelmustard
Is a dude
BakaOtakuHentai
I've fapped to worse.
what047
I've sex'd worse...
nolalamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc
DarkAngelMD
Adam's apple don't lie
impostersquall
Dude looks like a lady!~
Junktrunkjunkie
Chin and shoulders wide. Hips narrow. Largish hands. and what looks like loads of foundation. Likely hood is 71.4285% or 5/7
jdeg84
Maybe it's just a really ugly girl.
ThisUsernameIsRelevantToPhoto
The suction cup dildo gives it away.
SilverSwearsalot
Barry is not a man!!!
saintjocks
Part of it anyways
fearthed
Don't care, still would smash
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Dude... Go pay a lady of the evening for a tug job. Seems like you need it
fearthed
@IFUCKEVERYTHING, your user name probably means you beat me to it?
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Daryl Hannah. Just sayin'.
what047
Girl confirmed...
Outdoortoast
Definite tits though. And to be fair, I know women with arm veins.
what047
They probably do more arm workouts than yo do!
Outdoortoast
Bruh I'm a chick too, I notice those things. And yes, they do.
what047
I swear to god finishing a girl off makes me think no need to go back to the gym.
Outdoortoast
I recommend investing in a good vibe. Regular foreplay is still just as important, but it really makes the last little bit a loooooot easier
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IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Come on....there's a few millimetre difference between those 2 holes
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DamThisNameAintTaken
Shhh.. he's a professional
NedwardStark
Inches?!
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NZSheeps
He needs to lay off the snu snu!
valormorghulis
The veiny arm gives it away
CheeseDanish
For me it was the face
SupaCabra
maybe she just uses the dildo to practice giving hand jobs
JaviSuperbeasto
She could just use her dick.
judgmentday206
So dies the wig and man jaw.
Ringshadow
As a girl, I'm now staring my bony veiny wrists in concern.
TurdFerguson14
Have you always been a girl?
Ringshadow
I've had a tubal ligation so signs point to yes...
what047
You're probably fine!