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ChunkySmoothie
I'm pretty sure "why can't you?" means "why can you not?"
JWT07
Need me a freak like mai
Stefaniek03
Where can I get that mouse pad tho?
VampirezKing
heavy works, sometimes like me
Rozencrantze
TIL Mozart invented "chicken head"
spattr
Guy only brought the sign with him to spring break to hide his erection.
greasychicken
Yessssss the Mexican bow
SignInBlood
If Mexican Bowman would cause any damage to a Wall, destroy it at the end of combat.
canonlyturnright
Plus one for the Dads recipe one alone. Damn.
Bytencoder
#15 - And then they all, f...
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I don't want the kingdom of God. I want the kingdom of me.
MadHakon
Buy a remote island in the South Pacific. You can be King O Da Coconuts!
AdamFrattini
Halkaas ayaan kuu noqon doonaa
boevis
marka roobku bilaabo inuu ku shub
MadHakon
That first dude could probably get laid if he wasn't such a religious cunt. Attitude prevents sex, virginity creates attitude. Catch 22
boevis
Both are choices
EvolvedLurker
Why would you throw away a whole avocado!?
samsonguy920
They waited a minute too long. Went past ripe at the snap of a finger.
EvolvedLurker
boevis
littlegoblin
#1 Well that's a dull afterlife
BustedHelmet
i'd be more worried about the dog eating the chocolate than the weed in the brownie
Morg729
#1 evolution would say otherwise
yourbassist
dmorulez
#14 still makes more sense than South Detroit.
biggwhytey
#1
CaldariBob
The white see-through stockings make it classy!
samsonguy920
That guy's face is a cross between judgmental asshole and a fool questioning what he is doing. I hope the fool wins.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
If you don't "Load 55 more images", and still read the comments they are so random and context-free. It makes them funnier.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
In this economy?
LunarEntropy
Not since the accident.
graehall
Props to the weirdo religious nutter who made the sign in #1 for spelling deceived properly. That whole i e c shit is tricky.
samsonguy920
I like the color shift, too. Nice touch.
Basicusername1234
Do gay guys send unsolicited dick pics too or just straight guys?
Drift91
As a straight guy with a bunch of gay friends, I'm happy I haven't gotten any dick pics. Idk if they send them to each other though.
Iwannaseeit
Yes, some do. Usually on dating/pickup sites I'd imagine so they know they're talking to other gay dudes?
dowingba
I've gotten dick pics from a gay guy. Which is confusing because I'm a girl.
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
Sex Ed in Utah is equally bad. I asked what I condom was and I got sent home for “using such profanity”
Bizarkly
Pretty sure if I said "I, condom." I'd be sent home too...
classifiedairspace
What year was that?
IfOnlyICouldBecomeSoGrosslyIncandescent
4-5 years ago
spattr
A wise teacher would have answered, "Ketchup, mustard, relish, pickles, etc"
Mahfakah
That's condom mints. They're delicious.
mistermiggs
Why would she not simply unwrap the crotch portion first, so Dave's Viagra does not wear off?
CaldariBob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k
Drift91
Mozart WAS a naughty little shit, and a pervert, too. Watch the movie Amadeus.
WillAWillowEverWalllow
Well, to be fair, I think mozart was a bit more characterized in the film. Still plenty of evidence for his wicked sense of humor 1/
WillAWillowEverWalllow
In his letters though.
AliBarber
Somali translation is actually "Halkaas ayaan kuu noqon doonaa" but that gave me some chortles
NikoPhiNiko
I’m glad you checked because I was about to have a new phrase
CaptainCiph3r
I translated "Ooga booga shooka muh trigger pull" and it translated to "Please tune the guitar."... Something's fucking broken, I love it.
roundandround
I went to and it just said the same in english. But if you hit the play button the voice says it and it's hilarious!
jfunkx15
Yeah... I looked too...
ToothlessHawkinsAndHisRobotJazzBand
Yeah but it will detect it as Somali as the incorrect version
AliBarber
Because a couple of the words are Somalian.
Beelzebruh
Funny thing is I translated "ooga booga nigga nigga" and got "I've been in my niece". I'm not sure how I feel.
TheMightyCock
Warm?
FishOnTheInternetz
Weird. For me, it didn't translate it at all. Just repeated it.
ArchangelArtist
I know, I translated it too. I think that the Somali language just might be a tad fucked up...
Fishworshipper
I heard some folks at 4chan are sabotaging Google translate somehow.
NiktNieMozeTegoZrozumiec
Weaponised autism at its finest...
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
They're not making the kingdom of god sound like a particularly attractive place to be in.
Begotten
"In heaven you can have anything and everything you want" "Not that. Not that either. Definitely not that."
Flyndaran
That you equate heaven with utter indulgence and debauchery is kind of telling. (I'm non-superstitious/religious.)
Begotten
What's the payoff for living a repressed and obedient life supposed to be if not that?
Flyndaran
You are broadcasting a rather frightening level of diseased sociopathy.
Begotten
Sweet